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FOXXY (falling clown noises)

@foxxy.bsky.social
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
went to the movies with a (married) male friend for the first time today. while we are getting food he says "my wife needs to know if she should be jealous". i said "i dont like men enough to spend what little energy i have trying to impress one who isnt my husband".
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
how can i get people to understand that the 80s were 50 years ago, the 90s were 15 years ago and the 00s were 5 years ago
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
happy fryboy season to those who celebrate
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the thing i dislike most about whole macklemore thing is ive seen more of ed sheerans naked torso than i would willingly want to in an entire lifetime so thats great
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my god everything really is terrible
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it was bad enough hearing that bland pop cover of paramore a while ago, i just heard a bland pop cover of alanis on the radio. please leave our alt queens alone.
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the post he sends me vs the post i send him
cute otter in a uniform saying im gorgeousdrawing of a guy saying "i shib my pance" (by whatztheirface on instagram)
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i cant believe im living in a timeline where i can say "there is an official skyrim mod featuring a sentient ikea bookshelf voiced by matt berry" and have it be 100% true
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
at trivia tonight, had to unscramble "LA KINGS DEATH" to find the name of a band. apparently "The Salad King" was not the correct answer.
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
um, can someone check on cher for me real quick
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i need to know if @confusatron.bsky.social is ok right now
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
when tai in clueless says "oh shit you guys got coke here?" i only just today realised what she meant. i am truly too much of a pure bean for this world
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I TRANSFERRED FROM LOS ANGELES
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
timely reminder that i was blocked by the Australian Bureau of Statistics on twitter because i asked them if i would be beaten with a sack of oranges if i didnt fill out my census form
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
look i fucking love my country but the fact we dont have horseshoe crabs here is an act of malfeasance i simply cannot forgive
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
macrodosing misanthropy by using social media
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
what the fuck is a lincoln log
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
last night this guy i work with was like "would you get a tattoo of [insert male coworkers name] face for a million dollars" and im like hellno and then he proceeds to show me SEVERAL ai generated pictures of what the tattoo would look like and bruh
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
people have already put 52 holes in my cup and its only 9:47am, the rest of today should be interesting
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
ha somebody finally saw backrooms Connections Puzzle #1143 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
dungeons AND dragons? in this economy?
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
ive ALWAYS been against gender norms. when i was a wee girl, i had a batman mask and i wore that shit everywhere. someone looked at me wearing this mask and said "ohh look its batgirl" and i got so offended and yelled back "IM batMAN!"
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i just started watching widows bay and i googled it because im terrible and...
screenshot google search widows bay with statement below "did you mean the next Martha's vineyard and definitely not cursed"
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
10k my best score to date
screenshot of meccha chameleon, score 10,771, disguised in a bob ross painting
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Grow your audience by-" no. i do not want an audience. my shenanigans should not be witnessed nor encouraged
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I SEE YOUR RAINBOW HERRING AND IM NOT FALLING FOR IT
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
you merely adopted the cringe. i was born in it, molded by it
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
*sniffs the air* there was Discourse here
screenshot of twitter thread showing no posts, but descriptions of posts deleted, unavailable or user suspended
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
a d&d campaign where the players meet in a tavern because it hosts a paint and sip every thursday
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ok ive learnt its called a rainbow herring and i fall for it EVERY TIME Connections Puzzle #1133 🟨🟪🟩🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i loved seeing videos of jimothy but i simply was not prepared for baby jimothy
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Connections Puzzle #1132 🟩🟦🟨🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 fell for the red herring again 🫣
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
how do i stop being angry at other peoples stupidity all the time whats the secret there
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
what a fantastic day to slam in the back of my dragula
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the best name given to an object is walkie talkie
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
bro it is wellll past time i watch event horizon again
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
a man tried to tell me that TSH, insulin, cholesterol, A1c and full blood count werent common tests because he had never had them done. i asked him how many pap smears hes had.
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
oh you play videogames? name 3 industry layoffs
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
cumbledore the sex wizard
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"you may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension" me: *points to furby*
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
cat stevens: ooh baby baby its a wild world the internet: how dare you
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
hey you yeah you im proud of you unless youre an asshole then you can go to hell
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i told my mother i dont want her getting a cat. for the last few months my mother has been feeding a neighbourhood stray and i told her if she is keeping the cat, it is her responsibility. today she told me the cat might be pregnant.
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
you know what i think i WILL treat myself a round of sausage
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*extremely chris martin voice* coz youre a guy youre a guy full of farts
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i going to post more which means making 4 posts a day for 3 days and then disappearing for 7 months
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i dont use this app very frequently so i need to know, is the scolding here getting better or worse?
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
if you think that sony going in an all-digital direction wont have any impact on consumers, you are stupid. if you think that sony was always going to support physical media going forward, you are also stupid.
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"youre just a man-hater!" incorrect. i hate many men.
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FOXXY (falling clown noises) @foxxy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
even if IF musk sold twitter, i dont think i could go back there because after a short visit its clear that only about 2% of posts are actually genuine and interesting, the rest is just rage bait, reposts and people asking grok how to wipe their own ass
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