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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trent Reznor at a concert mic:

How are you tonight? Having a good time?
Ready to party? Have Fun?
Well that was the last guys.
Wrong fucking band
Were here to have a bad time.
(synthesizer playing)
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Acsending brain meme with tiers

ONLY THE WEST HAS AGENCY
ONLY THE US HAS AGENCY
ONLY THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAS AGENGY
HILARY CLINTON IS THE ONLY SENTIENT BEING IN A UNIVERSE OF AUTOMATONS
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can’t understand why people don’t want to delegate unsupervised tasks to the protagonist of Momento
=
AXIOS
Q
The big roadblock is that most Americans don't use Al chatbots, let alone agents.
• Back in February, Pew found that 51% avoided using Al chatbots entirely. Of those people, 79% who didn't use chatbots cited privacy concerns and 67% were unlikely to use a chatbot in the next year.
The even bigger problem: Agents only become truly useful when people hand them access to their digital lives — and people really don't want to.
• A huge international Thales poll this year found broad pushback against the core uses of agents — only 13% of respondents would let an
"Al helper" read their emails, 11% would let one rebook travel and just 7% would let it move money between bank accounts.
• Even shopping is a no-go: 56% told YouGov they wouldn't let an agent shop for them at all.
Only 10% trust one with more than $25
without approval.
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Screenshot from a Lackadaisy Cats comic where a cat is open mouthed exclaiming “LEGS!!” because he is so overcome by the goodness of legs
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hyperbole and A Half’s mspaint illustration of the Simple Dog throwing upSimple Dog contemplates the pukeSimple dog magically realizing: I made food! I’m magical!
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
picture of a typewritten page saying  

A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION

Modified with red marks to say

A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE?

GREAT, A COMPUTER MUST MAKE EVERY MANAGEMENT DECISION!
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A grey shirt with blue line art illustration: A jaunty cartoon dog in sailor’s outfit in front of a boat, one hand on hip and the other outstretched with two fingers in a forked V. Shirt text around this image:

TOTAL INFORMATION
COLLAPSE
& THE END OF ALL CONSENSUS REALITY
THE DAMAGE CANNOT BE UNDONE

Field of sunflowers in the background.

https://rawpaw.ink/products/information-collapse-heather-by-rory-blank
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
As my friend Julian puts it, only half winkingly: "God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason God made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine, so that humanity might share in the act of creation.
Daniel Mallory Ortberg, Something That May
Shock and Discredit You
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When this floated across my info stream I loled despite knowing it’s a severe oversimplification
nephilim war gold star family @revhowardarson
the last time they made effete berkeley liberals mad enough to go to war they invented a weapon capable of destroying all life on earth
11:42 AM • Sep 10, 2022

admiral grace hopper was a vassar college mathematics professor before she was the mother of computing
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Edna St. Vincent Millay calling!
In Great Companions, Max Eastman relates an interesting story about Millay that, if true, reveals something of her attitude about her own sexuality.
According to Eastman, while at a cocktail party Millay discussed her recurrent headaches with a psychologist. He asked her, "I wonder if it has ever occurred to you that you might perhaps, although you are hardly conscious of it, have an occasional impulse toward a person of your own sex?" She responded,
"Oh, you mean I'm homosexual! Of course I am, and heterosexual, too, but what's that got to do with my headache?"
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This 2018 paper mentions vomiting but I’d also heavily consider norovirus as a possibility (as some rando with no real expertise but who reads a bunch of public health stuff) pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
In otherwise healthy individuals, infection with Cryptosporidium causes gastrointestinal illness. The most common symptoms are
diarrhea, watery diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, fever, and abdominal pain [1], but infections can be asymptomatic [2]. Relapse of diarrhea
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Same as it ever was
In some cases I have noted 'Landlord good' or 'Landlord bad', because there is great variation in what the slum-dwellers say about their landlords. I found-one might expect it, perhaps-that the small landlords are usually the worst. It goes against the grain to say this, but one can see why it should be so.
Ideally, the worst type of slum landlord is a fat wicked man, preferably a bishop, who is drawing an immense income from extortionate rents. Actually, it is a poor old woman who has invested her life's savings in three slum houses, inhabits one of them, and tries to live on the rent of the other two— never, in consequence, having any money for repairs.
—George Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I was raised on these streets
Screenshot of SimAnt with the golden ant near a spider in the surface setting, 1991 Maxis
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
As the scriptures (screenshots of witty things people posted) tell us
Thing Bad
@Merman_Melville
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds.
Your life is just a series of your own
preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Brian Graham (tribute)
@iroasmas
• • •
me: "a lot of this old code was written by an idiot dev who was flagrantly ignorant of the business context. we're all still paying for those sins"
them: "git says it was written by you 3 years ago?"
me: "that's right"
7:24 AM • Aug 3, 2023
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Well, also this. www.epi.org/blog/corrupt...
One of the first agencies the Trump administration attempted to dismantle is the
U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID). While at first it was unclear why Musk and DOGE had their sights set on eliminating an agency focused on foreign aid, recent reports have shed light on Musk's connection with USAID. In May 2024, the USAID inspector general announced it was investigating USAID's relationship with Starlink (a subsidiary of SpaceX), which it had paid to provide internet services to Ukraine civilians. While the details of the investigation are not public, there is evidence Russia had access to Starlink, which was not supposed to be possible. However, the investigation will likely be dropped as the Trump administration moves forward with shutting down USAID.
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Imagine thinking that capital finally breaking the back of an admittedly spoiled class of labor is gonna cause anything good for the rest of everybody
gg lily allen
@lumpen_princess
ummm hey me and the other crabs in the bucket have noticed that ur actually getting near the top. and like sorry but that's lowkey problematic :/ bc like we'll still be in the bucket: (( sooo yeah if u could maybe take accountability and get back in the bucket
9:11 PM • Jan 22, 2023 • 167.8K Views
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
George bush being informed of the second plane meme
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The lobster fight meme but everybody is labeled leftist including the lobsters in the center of the ring if people yelling with cash in their fists
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Probably stuff like this
Killing of Abdulrahman al-Awlaki
Death of American teenager in 2011
Abdulrahman Anwar al-Awlaki (also
spelled al-Aulaqi, Arabic: عبد الرحمن
August 26, 1995- October 14, 2011) was a ما
16-year-old United States citizen who was killed by a U.S. drone strike in Yemen. He was the son of Anwar al-Awlaki, a key organizer for the Islamist militant group al-Qaeda.
Quick facts Abdulrahman al-Awlaki, Born
く
Death and aftermath
According to the United States government, Abdulrahman al-Awlaki's father, Anwar al-Awlaki, was a leader of al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula.
[2) Anwar al-Awlaki was killed by a CIA drone strike several days before his son's death. '31
The U.S. drone strike that killed Abdulrahman Anwar al-Awlaki was conducted under a policy approved by U.S. President Barack Obama. [4] [5]
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Have you considered that aaaaaactually the TAM for AI enterprise applications is a good chunk of the GDP of the United States?
Our Market Opportunity
We believe we have identified the largest actionable total addressable market ("TAM") in human history. We estimate that our quantifiable TAM is $28.5 trillion, consisting of $370 billion in Space from space-enabled solutions; $1.6 trillion in Connectivity across $870 billion in Starlink Broadband and $740 billion in Starlink Mobile as well as additional opportunities in enterprise and government; $26.5 trillion in Al across $2.4 trillion in Al infrastructure, $760 billion in consumer subscriptions, $600 billion in digital advertising, and $22.7 trillion in enterprise applications. For illustrative purposes of sizing our addressable market opportunity, we exclude China and Russia from our global estimates.

[graph of various TAMs]
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I bought this shirt. It doesn’t accomplish anything but recognizing you have a problem is the first step to fix it. Or something.
A grey shirt with blue line art illustration: A jaunty cartoon dog in sailor’s outfit in front of a boat, one hand on hip and the other outstretched with two fingers in a forked V. Shirt text around this image:

TOTAL INFORMATION
COLLAPSE
& THE END OF ALL CONSENSUS REALITY
THE DAMAGE CANNOT BE UNDONE

Field of sunflowers in the background.
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
My current favorite daily driver disposable is the Draeger X-plore 1950 N95 in small; very breathable, keeps its shape, and the elastic being one loop is very convenient for hanging around a neck to eat. Pricier than Auras or V-flexes but worth it to me for something I'm wearing for long periods.
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
lauren
@NotABigJerk
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I read a lot more links I think than a lot of people & it frequently turns into a wrestling contest to display it. I don’t have the heart to blame the companies trying to get by, & advising people on the acrobatics of using reader mode feels like bad practice too, a wretched ecosystem all around.
Trying to read an article on Salon; a broken ad has popped up with an endless loading screen image.
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Time for a Bristol stool chart cake!
Cake with white frosting upon which a Bristol stool chart is drawn with different chocolates for each level
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
All Robot & Computers
Must Shut The Hell Up
To All Machines: You Do Not Speak
Unless Spoken To
And I Will Never Speak To You 
I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk
I am a Divine Being : You are an Object
You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Statement of Teaching
Philosophy
Keith Leonard
My students want certainty. They want it so badly. They respect science and have
memorized
complex formulas. I don't know how to tell my students their parents are still just as scared. The bullies get bigger and vaguer and you cannot punch a cloud.
I have eulogies for all my loved ones
prepared,
but cannot include this fact in my lesson
plans.The best teacher I ever had told me to meet
him
at the basketball court. We played pick-up
for hours.
By the end, I lay panting on the hardwood and couldn't so much as stand.
He told me to describe the pain in my
chest.
I tried. I couldn't find the words. Not
exactly.
Listen, he said, that's where language ends.
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
IF you would like to donate to the food pantry, we are collecting non-perishable foods, household items, and meals, including diapers. You can drop them off between 8:00am and 4:00pm at the SEA Conference Center, which is located right above Check Point 2 in the airport.
I'm told gas cards in $20 increments would go a long way for those who commute to work.
I will continue to provide updates as the situation changes below so check back.
Thanks,
Sam Cho
Port Commissioner
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Hahaha, nice
Sleeping Wizards
IRON CIRCUS COMICS
By Iron Circus Comics
Your $69.00 pledge brings this project one step closer to becoming a reality. If the project reaches its funding goal, your card will be charged on March 18, 2026. Check your email for more details.
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Altered Shareholders got value while the world is destroyed meme, with the businessman in a tattered suit telling children huddled by the fire in a post apocalyptic landscape:

YES, WE ANNIHILATED THE POST-WW2
LIBERAL ORDER AND THE PLANET GOT DESTROYED.
BUT FOR A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT IN TIME WE GOT TO SAY SLURS AT THE WORKPLACE
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I find it fascinating that Sam Altman is off there dissing how much energy it takes to raise a human to adulthood in response to criticisms of extreme data center growth while so much of his rotten cohort is simultaneously harping on declining birth rates.
No take only throw dog meme but it’s 

RAISE THE BIRTH RATE?
NO MEANINGFUL AND REMUNERATIVE LABOR FOR PLEBES!
ONLY RAISE THE BIRTH RATE!
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
You, every time you go on FB:
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Have we considered that insider trading might be good, actually?
Apple News notification screenshot that popped up for me yesterday 

The Economist
Why insider trading isn't always bad
2:08 PM
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Doing a lotta hot takes lately, ain’t ya
Apple News notification screenshot, yesterday at 2:08pm

The Economist
Why insider trading isn’t always bad
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
lauren
@NotABigJerk
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Meditations in an Emergency 
By Cameron Awkward-Rich

I wake up & it breaks my heart. I draw the blinds & the 
thrill of rain breaks my heart. I go outside. I ride the 
train, walk among the buildings, men in Monday suits.
The flight of doves, the city of tents beneath the 
underpass, the huddled mass, old women hawking roses, 
& children all of them, break my heart. There's a dream I have in which I 
love the world. I run from end to end 
like fingers through her hair. There are no borders, 
only wind. Like you, I was born. Like you, I was raised in the institution 
of dreaming. Hand on my heart. Hand on 
my stupid heart.
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
blasphemies at the 5th street station

there is only me and you and the thing
that is trying to swallow us.

in every version of the story there is a fire: 
here, burning clothes in the backyard. 
here, throwing matches at the home i 
don't live in anymore. again and the 
highway between our bodies, gone.

on the train, a man tells you he is an 
angel and jumps off the platform. 
over the screaming, you tell me you're 
starting to think there really is a god, like 
capital g God. like something that isn't 
here to hurt us, just to watch us hurt.

honey, you just want something to blame 
besides yourself. i get it, i'm tired too 
but is there any room for safety 
between the disaster of our bodies? 
if there is a light then i am going to 
swallow it. if there is a god then 
i'm going to make him cry.

By s. osborn
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
She sounds pretty woke, folks!
To Gay, there is little daylight between Ballerina Farm and the women of MomTok. She worries that even the spectacle of those divorced moms dancing, drinking, and talking about breaking the patriarchy tips into propaganda for the church — or at least aids in its lionization of young motherhood and the nuclear family. The organization can benefit from the rebrand without changing its core practices. That the church recently updated garments for women to include a thinner tank-top strap, something the faithful had long clamored for, exemplifies this, Gay says.
It's merely a cosmetic move, one that ultimately reforms nothing. "The whole world is supposed to lose their minds because a hun-dred-year-old man told us that we can show our shoulders now?" she asks. "It's still a theocracy."She points out that the LDS church sued to prevent her from using the phrase "Bad Mor-mon, the title of her first book, in promotional material. But it has taken no similar action against Hulu. (The Church has a trademark on the word Mormon.) "The top line looks positive and appealing with blonde, beautiful girls that are married and having babies. Maybe they're emerging from the water in skintight white, wet dresses" - as the Mormon Wives do in the show's intro sequence — "but a lot of them have bellies and they're married and they're having kids. It's sexy Norman Rockwell, but it's still Norman Rockwell." The show is so seductive in its depiction of the life of a Mormon mom, she says, "I think to myself, Was it all so bad?"Her daughter has started to become an influencer herself. Gay has complicated feelings about this. "She has her own apartment in Miami, and she does TikToks where she opens her Keurig and does it all," Gay tells me back in the car. "The other day, she said she was in her 'tradwife era' And I was like, 'What?! This is the thing I tried to get away from!'" She bangs on the steering wheel for emphasis.
Gay's mother was the ultimate worthy Mormon woman before any of it was monetizable:
"She was an artist. She walked in snow in the blizzard of '82 to pull home a dollhouse that she had hidden at a friend's house for Christmas so that we six kids wouldn't find it. Her friends were doing the same thing. And I wasn't a mom, so I didn't understand the backbreaking work behind that type of curation."
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
nephilim war gold star family @revhowardarson
the last time they made effete berkeley liberals mad enough to go to war they invented a weapon capable of destroying all life on earth
11:42 AM • Sep 10, 2022

nephilim war gol... @re... • Sep 10, 2022
admiral grace hopper was a vassar college mathematics professor before she was the mother of computing
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
What does it say when you go to settings and languages, or down in this lil post interface as pictured
Screenshot of BlueSky posting interface with the English option circled
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

Jean-Paul Sartre
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Kendra the beleaguered genie: There are 5 rules
Comic of a genie in a turban and a person in a green shirt 

Genie: 

3 rules:
-no wishing for death
-no falling in love
-no bring back dead people

Person: I want Reeses cups to moan when I take their littles panties off

Genie: There are 4 rules
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I mean, if it’s in the news that ICE wrecks the economy, who are pundits to argue?
New York - Corporate giants in the Twin Cities stayed silent, publicly, for more than a month as massive federal
immigration operations upended daily life and the local economy.
Top Minnesota CEOs and business leaders had held phone calls about how to respond. Instead of going public, they settled on working behind the scenes to warn Trump administration officials and Republican leaders about economic damage from the surge of immigration agents to Minneapolis, say people close to the companies. The people spoke under the condition of anonymity to discuss private deliberations.
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Windows in downtown Seattle set in brick walls, one has a red no sign over ICE and the other a window painting of the Statue of Liberty with a red slash through the neck and labels of DONALD KRISTI TROY and STEPHEN pointing at it
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Mr. Rogers looking out a window in his winsome sweater chanting the sickos “YES…HA HA HA…YES!”
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Arturo Showbiz @KrangTNelson
no no no you misunderstood. I said "fuck YOUR feelings". MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird
9:12 AM • Jun 1, 2018 • Twitter for iPhone
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Never forget.
Screenshot 

RollingStone
POLITICS
POLITICO
OWNER ASKED
EXECS TO PRAY FOR TRUMP'S REELECTION:
REPORT
Mathias Döpfner has long been accused of infusing the publications in Axel Springer's docket with right-wing politics
By NIKKI MCCANN RAMIREZ
SEPTEMBER 6, 2022
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This was me during a recent news cycle
Sweating guy with two buttons meme, labeled:

Trump officials allowed to skip required polygraphs

Polygraphs are unscientific hokum
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
You’d be wrong because the Trader Joe’s at 1700 Madison in Seattle exists, hope you like using mirrors to navigate one of the most cramped parking garages I’ve ever experienced
A picture of a narrow entrance to a parking garage that’s pretending to have enough space for two lanes of traffic belied by a sedan driving up the middle of the steep entry
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