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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 18/09/2026
I will be experiencing live music tonight at comet ping pong after my children fall asleep, u should come too. witness the @perennialtheband.bsky.social sound
Perennial, sensor ghost and club USA at comet ping pong sept. 18 at 9:30
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 28/08/2026
I know “Tubi actors holding the door open for the camera” is a meme but it works so well here
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 28/08/2026
baby asleep on me, time to rewatch Pusher
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 22/08/2026
whoever designed this … fuck you
a bolt in a tiny slot that I can only turn like 60 degrees at a time
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 10/08/2026
now watching
Thief (1981)
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 07/08/2026
don’t mind picking a basil leaf or two out of my San Marzanos but this is ridiculous
A handful of wet brown basil leaves from a tomato can
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 31/07/2026
Look at this bullshit that won the $1,000 poster contest at the Ohio State Fair and beat work by actual artists
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 22/07/2026
going to the odyssey at 10am tomorrow. woke wins, everybody loves woke
very full theater diagram
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 15/07/2026
hmm
Roost app screenshot showing a Common Swift which is Uncommon
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 10/07/2026
Happy Friday!
Trending: Diarrhea outbreak
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 09/07/2026
no fucking way!! but everyone wanted this!!
The ChatGPT browser is already dead / Less than a year after launch, Atlas is being shut down. 
by Jay Peters
Jul 9, 2026
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 06/07/2026
can I build it like this though
Screenshot of a keyboard that is too long
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 06/07/2026
A photo of a keyboard that looks like it has way too many keys
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 30/06/2026
I love watching my little town grow
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 24/06/2026
which part of this do you think the writer believes is the problem
Washington Post opinion screenshot: Like thousands of Nevada homeowners, Koorndyk relies on supplemental income from his rental property. Yet, after the Clark County Commission enacted its licensing system for short-term rentals in 2022, he found himself facing fines for operating without a license. Because Koorndyk is a retiree, his two rental properties are crucial to his finances — and his health. “I have Stage 4 cancer, and this is really helping with affording my treatments,” he told local reporters.
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 23/06/2026
I’ve actually seen that before
Washington Post headline: New photos show first look at Kennedy Center facade without
Trump's name
The images were taken from inside the tarp-covered scaffolding that has blocked the public's view for more than a week.
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 12/06/2026
not to tell anyone else how to parent, but this is a skill issue
Washington Post: Parents are 'going broke on berries'“I had like 30-something dollars worth of fruit that they just demolished in a day,” said Fox, 39, who works in tech and creates content about raising twins. Three years later, not much has changed.
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 11/06/2026
pride flag review: this is the Gilbert Baker original 8-color flag, I bought it in 2024 from Pride Flag SD and it is still in awesome shape. Super high quality, hand stitched, highly recommend if you’re in the market for a new one
pride flag in the sun
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 29/05/2026
yeah but you can just do this instead, everything is clearly working as intended lmao
Google screenshot

Query: write and execute code to count the number of r's in strawberry

Response: There are exactly 3 instances of the letter "r" in the word "strawberry".
- Python Code and Execution
The Python code below was executed to get this precise count: ©
python
# Define the target word
word = "strawberry"
# Count the occurrences of the letter 'r
r_count = word. lower). count ('r')
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 27/05/2026
I’m starting to think these guys don’t know what NIMBY means
Washington Post editorial board:

In defense of the White House ballroom
Donald Trump vs. the NIMBYsWashington Post editorial board:

Data centers could rev Detroit's new engine
NIMBYs fight new construction on a blighted, city-owned brownfield site that's been cleared for redevelopment.
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 26/05/2026
lmfao
The problem is, Human 1.0 kicked ass this weekend. In the 100-meter race,
two-time Olympic medalist Fred Kerley dusted the field to win with a time of 9.97 seconds. Kerley is currently serving a two-year ban for missing drug tests, though he competed at TEG clean, beating a field of dopers and talking shit afterwards.
"I'm here to disrespect the field," he said.
"I'm not here to be buddies. There's
money on the line. I'm here to disrespect the field."
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 26/05/2026
a story in 2 stats
Most wins, season: 18 - LL104 (C Palisade Div 1)
Most losses, season: 18 - LL105 (B Palisade)
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 24/05/2026
no he doesn’t!
Angermayer, who at 48 looks a decade younger, is the co-founder and funder of the Enhanced Gal..es, a Silicon Valley-backed athletic tournament that breaks a cardinal rule of sports by encouraging athletes to take steroids, hormones, peptides and any legal performance-enhancing drug.
[photo]Photo of the guy
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 24/05/2026
😁😁😁
Screen at the movie theater showing TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY in 70mm, 8:45pm
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 06/05/2026
how does this add up? she drives 100 miles 3 times a week and has to fill up her tank 3 times a week? what is she doing on the other days?? her jeep compass has a 13-gallon tank!
Nicole Smith fills the gas tank of her 2021 Jeep Compass three times a week to keep up with her long commute, 50 miles each way, three times a week, from her Fredericksburg, Va., home to a graduate program in the nation’s capital.

Smith, 35 years old, and her husband moved there from a town closer to Washington, D.C., in 2023 for more-affordable housing. Now she is being stung by higher gasoline prices, with fill-ups costing about $200 more each month compared with earlier this year.
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 27/04/2026
LLMs are great for replacing the word "search" with some bullshit
slack screenshot of the search bar with the hint text "Describe what you are looking for"
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 23/04/2026
shoutout to wikipedia user Carlix3625 for painstakingly animating 26 different wrestling moves in 2010 commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special...
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 23/04/2026
this is the dumbest thing i've ever read
By Rob Lockwood
Today at 7:30 a.m. EDT

Rob Lockwood is an executive communications coach and former adviser to Interior Secretary Doug Burgum.

America declared independence from British rule in 1776, so why are we still speaking “English” in 2026? As the nation’s 250th birthday approaches, President Donald Trump and Congress can leave a meaningful mark on history by making “American” the official language of the United States.opinion: It’s 2026. Why are we still speaking ‘English’?
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 18/04/2026
The chair is fully visible 2 seconds earlier but these tools only need to be good enough to fool someone with no discernment or observational skills
Actual 4:3 crop showing the actual chair
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 18/04/2026
all these AI upscales (this one is “uncropping”) are so much worse than the originals, the very first shot in the demo reel contains a noticeably fucked up chair in the ai-generated portion of the image
YouTube screenshot. Title: Expanding Classic Shows from 4:3 to 16:9...
It’s a shot from Star Trek TNG that’s been expanded horizontally to 16:9 and there’s a chair with weird (but not Star Trek weird) upholstery
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 18/04/2026
😻😻
sparky and ranch standing on their back legs looking out the window of a door
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 16/04/2026
I like this little gizmo
The xteink x3 e reader in my hand
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 13/04/2026
which city could it be?? gosh i better click to find out
headline: In this city's luxury high-rises, the doormen are struggling
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 02/04/2026
can’t believe this show is back
Not Even A Show episode title I’m not back
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 27/03/2026
@puzzmo.com I was playing Ribbit and my cat walked on my keyboard and somehow the full word list was revealed - I thought she had somehow hit Give Up but I was able to reload and complete the game! Wish I knew what she stepped on so I could give you a better bug report. Anyway here’s Ranch
Cat on a desk
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 26/03/2026
I do not know if the muddy vcr I picked up off the sidewalk works. but if it does, I will have a very nice time with these
VHS copies of Gladiator, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 06/03/2026
I know it won’t last (paradox hasn’t even played yet) but I’m still proud of this moment
me on top of the Puzzmo daily leaderboard
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 04/03/2026
hello Ranch!
a cat
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 01/03/2026
yes it’s me
Tangela
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 21/02/2026
can’t take any chances
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 20/02/2026
started/going
screenshot from CITY JOURNAL
By Catesby Leigh
Trump Should Erect an Arch for America's 250th
His plans to mark the semiquincentennial in 2026 offer an appropriate opportunity to do so in Washington.
Dec 27 2024"I don't think an arch that large belongs there,"
Catesby Leigh, an art critic who in 2024 conceived of building a temporary 60-foot arch in the circle, said in an interview last month.
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 12/02/2026
but why would a skeleton need a helmet
MILAN — A Ukrainian skeleton athlete was barred from competing at the Winter Olympics just hours before his race Thursday after he refused to remove a helmet honoring compatriots killed in Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. It is the latest twist in a controversy that has cast a shadow over the opening days of these Games.
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 18/01/2026
sometimes the youtube algorithm just hits
YouTube screenshot of a video called beans.mp4 showing a first person view of a cyclist holding a camp stove and a pot of beans while riding with no hands on the handlebars
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 16/01/2026
Looks like a flying Steak and Shake
The bridge from Starfleet Academy
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 16/01/2026
The first episode is not very Trekky but it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever seen. That would be the bridge of the USS Athena
Screenshot from Starfleet Academy
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 14/01/2026
the myth of democrat "pronoun fixation" will not die today
Today, Democrats have pronoun fixations, and Republicans believe whatever the president purports to believe at the moment, including that trade deficits (present for 50 years) suddenly threaten the nation’s existence. So the parties’ craziness quotients are comparable. This is one reason why this year’s elections probably will again reflect electoral parity — a national shrug. Although midterm elections are usually referendums on the incumbent president, and although his negatives exceed his positives generally, and on key issues (the economy, immigration), a “blue wave” is unlikely.
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 09/01/2026
A large dark room. A man in a suit and a man wearing a cartoonish portrayal of a French man sit in gamer chairs near the camera while an audience of other guys in the same French outfit watch
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 07/01/2026
then they squeeze in this other insane claim from AI company research for good measure
Research released by rival start-up Anthropic in November suggested that people using its Claude chatbot for guidance in food preparation sped up the process by 75 per cent.
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 07/01/2026
like shame on FT. Just because the guy is an economist you think he’s not doing PR?
FINANCIAL TIMES
AI will free households from chores and boost hidden productivity, says OpenAI
Tools such as ChatGPT provide personal benefits that do not show up in traditional statistics, argues chief economist
[photo of a man in a suit]
Aaron Chatterji likens the technology to how the 'advent of the dishwasher... [created] time and opportunity'
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jeaux 🏳️‍⚧️ @fox.computer · 06/01/2026
the value of design is at an all time low in corporate world
In my opinion, Apple took on an impossible task: to add an icon to every menu item. There are just not enough good metaphors to do something like that.
But even if there were, the premise itself is questionable: if everything has an icon, it doesn't mean users will find what they are looking for faster.
And even if the premise was solid, I still wish I could say: they did the best they could, given the goal. But that's not true either: they did a poor job consistently applying the metaphors and designing the icons themselves.
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