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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk

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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 20h
holy shit the Super Eyepatch Wolf script template just leaked
a screenshot of text in a word processor in Courier font, reading:

And that’s when you find/discover/encounter/are met with/penetrate/are penetrated by…

[.83 second pause]

… it.
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
an edit of the Anthony Bourdain meme template where he's in black and white expressing a desire to beat Henry Kissinger to death with his bare hands. this edit reads:

"Once you've [watched the live-action Aladdin] you'll never stop wanting to beat [Guy Ritchie] to death with your bare hands." - Anthony Bourdain
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
nw
a movie poster for "The Villainess," featuring a slew of positive reviews around a leather-clad, gun-wielding action lady from the back
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
he's so wriggly that it's hard to get a good photo of him but his name is Perry and man I wish that wasn't because of the book In Cold Blood
a picture of a brown and tan colored chihuahua puppy looking into the camera, sitting on a blanketed floor cushion in front of a bedazzled guitar and an overflowing shelf of books. there is a tangle of bright red gauze held between his teeth and wrapping over one ear.
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
couldn't have said it better myself
a letterboxd review from Ethan Colburn for Bloodsport, with a rating of 2.5 stars and a "like" symbol. the review reads:

"Did you know Jean-Claude Van Damme can do the splits?! Don’t worry, he’ll remind you every 5 minutes"
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
the six Toa from the LEGO Bionicle line, in order from left to right:
- Onua, a black-armored and green-eyed robot-looking motherfucker
- Lewa, a green-armored and green-eyed robot-looking motherfucker
- Pohatu, a brown-armored and orange-eyed robot-looking motherfucker
- Tahu, a red-armored and red-eyed robot-looking motherfucker
- Kopaka, a white-armored and blue-eyed robot-looking motherfucker
- Gali, a blue-armored and yellow-eyed robot-looking motherfucker
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
signing off the nightly Discord call
a cropped screenshot from the visual novel The Hundred Line — Last Defense Academy, featuring a gray-haired blind boy in a puffy jacket (Eito Aotsuki) waving with a smile. in the background is a high-tech vault. Eito is saying:

"This is goodbye... forever... you miserable freaks."
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
homie did you flag me for the word "knights"
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
crazy that the SOMA ARG is still going
a news story preview from Popular Mechanics with a banner image of a Rorschach-esque black inkblot. the headline reads as follows:

"They Found Black Good Inside a Ship. Then They Realized It Was Alive—and Unlike Anything They'd Ever seen."
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
took a swang. apologies to my Metaphor homies but I straight-up didn't taste the sauce.
a 5 by 4 grid labeled "About Me: Video Games," with all 20 labeled cells containing a video game cover. going from the top, from left to right, mine reads:

Favorite Game: Spritfarer
Best Story: Nine Hours, Nine Person, Nine Doors
Favorite Art Style: of the Devil
Biggest Personal Impact: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Best Combat: Yakuza 0
Overhated: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies
Underrated: Dragon Age II
Overrated: Metaphor: Refantazio
Needs a Remake: Fallout: New Vegas
Criminally Overlooked: Fuga: Melodies of Steel
Favorite Protagonist: The Witcher III: Wild Hunt
Favorite Antagonist: Jade Empire
Best Soundtrack: NieR Replicant
Best Multiplayer: Halo 3
Not Usually My Thing, But...: unbeatable
Turn My Brain Off: Sonic Racing Crossworlds
Best With Friends: Peak
Best Retro Game: Deus Ex
Nostalgic Childhood Game: Myst
Game Everyone Should Play: Immortality
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
hold on everyone I'm learning now there's been a recount
a list entitled GAMERANT: THE TOP 10 BEST GAMES EVER MADE (ACCORDING TO YOU), colored in black and white with orange highlighting. the ten entries, in descending order, are:
- of the Devil
- NieR: Automata
- The Brothers Karamazov
- TY the Tasmanian Tiger
- TY the Tasmanian Tiger 2: Bush Rescue
- Moonlight
- TY the Tasmanian Tiger 3: Night of the Quinkan
- The Friendship Factory
- of the Devil again
- The iPhone 7
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
cheating since it's about something funny in a video game but this one always sends me
a tweet, with an image of Kazuma Kiryu (a very chiseled, rugged-looking Japanese man) from the Yakuza games, looking extremely dismayed about the shirtless man in a diaper behind him. the actual tweet reads:

"No video game has managed to convey a characters emotional state as well as this single image from Yakuza Kiwami 2 where Kiryu knows he is absolutely about to have to fight these grown-ass men wearing diapers"
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
sorry to be a Shakespeare pleb but you really can't compete with the best and boy did we try
a poster for Moonshot's production of SONIC AND THE STATE OF DENMARK, with an ESRB rating-styled signature for the artist Frostios. in the poster, from left to right, is:
- Sonic the Hedgehog, dressed in dark clothes like Ken Branagh's Hamlet with a sword at his hip
- Amy Rose the Hedgehog, wearing a green whimple hat, looking feisty
- Vanilla the Rabbit, dressed regally with a queen's crown and looking demurely out at the audience
- Vector the Crocodile, glaring in a sinister manner of his shoulder at Sonic
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I ACCIDENTALLY PUT GORO MAJAWA THROUGH THE FUCKIGN WASH
a high-angled photo, taken in the laundry room, of a felt Jawa stuffie. for those unfamiliar with Jawas, they are diminutive aliens with clay-red robes (often covered in straps of some kind), shadowy faces, and glowing yellow circles for eyes
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
live footage of Jeff watching
Pingu, a black and white claymation penguin, sits on a wooden chair. his arms are crossed, and he looks very angry.
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
taps the sign
a quote from the writer C.S. Lewis, set over a graphic of his sitting in an armchair with Lucy from the Chronicles of Narnia books on his lap, a lamppost behind him, and Aslan the lion sitting beside. the quote reads:

"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
listen I gotta check which of you I have unwitting blood feuds with
A copypasta image reading "Before the year ends... reply to this tweet and give your honest thoughts about me?"

below the text is a blushing emoji with wide, shocked eyes and an interrobang beside its head
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
3) The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy. okay I gotta get a little insane on this one because I think I said it best on the stream: I don't know if I like Hundred Line better than any other video game I've played this year, but I *respect it* more than any other video game I've played this year.
cover art for the video game The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy. it features the full cast of the game in their black-and-white battle outfits, with the most focus being given to red-and-blue-haired protagonist Takumi Sumino and Sirei, who is a little blobby freak with a hat and cane. the group is standing amidst devastated ruins, with purple flames in the distance, facing down an army of horrifyingly alien creatures.
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
2) Sonic & the State of Denmark. it's so funny to say "Hamlet except it's Sonic the Hedgehog" is the most rewarding collaboration of my life, not to mention one of the best things I've ever (co-)written, but it's the truth. big thanks to the freaks of @moonshotpods.bsky.social for this experience.
a YouTube thumbnail for Sonic & the State of Denmark, featuring a theatrically-dressed Sonic awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck. beside him is the text, in the same font as his comic/games, "WHAT IF HAMLET WAS SONIC?", and beneath him is a dialogue box (in the format of the Sonic Forces video game) reading "What a rogue and peasant hog am I!"
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I did a whole shitpost for my Three Things for the stream last night, but if I actually had to put down a list: 1) adopting Oreo and Mephiles. no explanation required because, like, I mean. look at them. fuckin look at them.
Oreo, a tuxedo cat with green eyes and a black smudge across her white muzzle, sits on a pillow-topped office chair while looking suspiciously at the camera. she is extremely cute.Mephiles, a black cat with green eyes, sits on a human bed while looking just above the camera with full-width pupils. there is a soft glow on his face from a nearby lamp, and he is also extremely cute.
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
they're not ready for this
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
jk I ask for what I want #respectwomen2019
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
*2011 voice* I never asked for this
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
recently learned the phrase "media that is bad but also good will drive you insane" and right now nothing is teaching me its meaning more than @risquips.bsky.social's and my experience watching this movie
generic poster for the film "Racing with the Moon"
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
yo this worldbuilding shit easy
snippet of a text document headed "Culture." beneath it, in order, are the following bullet points:
- there are rich people and poor people
- uh
- racism allegroy [sic]
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
indeed it did
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
forgot Bourdain's name for a second
google search field filled with the query "guy who wanted to beat kissinger to death with his bare hands"
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I BOILED ALIVE FOR TWO HOURS IN LINE FOR ROGER CRAIG SMITH TO SIGN THE POSTER FOR THIS AND AM CONTINUING TO BOIL Y'ALL BETTER TURN THE FUCK UP IT'S GONNA GO SICKO TOWN
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
hey why not. hit me.
a shy little emoji man asking "What do you think is my biggest strength as a creator?"
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
a flawless artistic rendering
an index card being held in the foreground, the illustration upon it crudely rendering a cat lying on its side with all four limbs splayed out. its eyes are huge. the background seems to be that of a PC tower underneath a desk.the same underdesk perspective as the previous photo, index card removed. now we can see the black-furred kitty lying on his side, limbs splayed out, looking at the camera with big black eyes.
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
STOP! You aren't forgetting to tune into Peam, are you?
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
love the guy whose weapon the AI couldn't parse so he's wielding a Fallout 4 assault rifle like a camera
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
when it sounds like a thunderstorm outside but you realize it was just gunshots
the meme of actor Robert Downey Jr. putting a hand to his chest and looking extremely relieved
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
anyway. get island boy'd, idiot.
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
my "my food is normal and regular" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Kako Tsukumo from The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy—a rose-haired girl with a black studded hairband, long pigtails, and a crimson Japanese school uniform—is blushing and sweating as she says: "I hope you eat my cooking... I made normal, regular food..."

in the background is a girl with a green tomato head. no further details are available.
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
she's just like me. she's just like me fr
a screenshot of the video game The Hundred Line - Last Defense academy, featuring (from left to right) Moko, a blue-haired girl with a pro wrestler's physique facing away from the camera; Kurara, a fancily-dressed young lady with a scary green tomato mask; and Kyoshika, who has a long black ponytail and is dressed like a red-caped samurai. the latter two are enjoying cocktails as Kyoshika says:

"The only thing I have going for me is my naivete my slight perversion..."
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Interstitial went well tonight
a discord message reading "*Dankovsky voice* these days it's more of a Hippocratic Suggestion"
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
so-called free thinkers when window open
a window in a somewhat cluttered office, with a desk to one side and some Star Wars art above it, open to reveal green trees. a tuxedo cat sits in the middle of the windowsill looking out, while a black cat is climbing off the desk from the left to join them, also looking out the window.
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
sir, I am your lawyer. I don't need to—no, sir, this is not relevant to your—sir. sir. sir, I don't need to know that you got tag-teamed by a—sir. okay, sir, please calm—sir.
a screenshot from the "The Great Ace Attorney" collection of a prison cell. to the left, Susato—a young Japanese woman with a pink kimono robe, mauve hakama pants, and brown hair woven into an intricate set of hair loops—looks shocked. within the cell, Albert Harebrayne—a twinkish man with wild blonde hair, a twhite labcoat, and glasses—looks agitated.

at the bottom of the screenshot is a bronze-and-blue textbox reading:

Harebrayne:
'How I was Diddled and Fiddled'...by Albert Harebrayne!a screenshot from the "The Great Ace Attorney" collection of a prison cell. to the left, Susato—a young Japanese woman with a pink kimono robe, mauve hakama pants, and brown hair woven into an intricate set of hair loops—looks shocked. within the cell, Albert Harebrayne—a twinkish man with wild blonde hair, a twhite labcoat, and glasses—thrashes his head about with both hands in his hair.

at the bottom of the screenshot is a bronze-and-blue textbox reading:

Harebrayne:
I WAS DIDDLED! I WAS FIDDLED! BY THE PAIR OF THEM!
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
kibbly: *does nothing* me: brilliant. beautiful. masterful gambit, madam.
a tuxedo kitten, Oreo, with speckled black spots on her face. she is asleep on a black faux leather office chair, with an overturned cushion behind her head and a bookcase in the background.
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
that faucet's speakin to me like the Green Goblin mask rn
my sweet little tuxedo cat, Oreo, is at the drain end of a clean white bathrub. her face is directly under the faucet, sniffing at the various metal fixings. further above her head, toward the top of the photo, is the handle for said faucet.
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
subtweeting these little shitheads. get a job.
a crowded desk, containing multiple tchochkes such as empty water bottles, tarnished goblets, journals, and the like, beneath a wall covered in pinned notes on corkboards. these items are currently being savaged by a tuxedo kitten on the left, and a pure black kitten on the right.
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Oreo Cream and Midnight Shadow, although they're definitely getting hit with the Oreo Girl and Midnight Boy after this image from the adoption site
two kittens sitting on a grey and off-white cat bed, staring at something off-camera in a vaguely disdainful way. the cat on the left is black and white with green eyes and a black spot on its nose, while the cat on the left is a scrungly little boy with fully black fur and green eyes. the cat on the left has a caption above its head reading "Oreo Girl," while the cat on the right has a caption reading "Midnight Boy"
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
been on a Hamlet kick lately
a cartoonish figure staring at a poster of William Shakespeare's Hamlet and saying "Wow!! Beware the toxic cycle of vengeance" while the text "KILL YOUR STEPDAD WITH NO HESITATION" flies over their head
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
looking out the window for the chihuahua who lives on my street and always runs up on my porch for pets
Rolf from Ed, Edd, n Eddy (i.e. a lanky, blue-haired young boy with a yellow and red shirt) looking pensively out a window
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Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk @fourwholemoons.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
things you say when your husband definitely isn't blowing his coworkers on a daily basis
a screenshot from The Great Ace Attorney featuring Roly Beate (a blonde, blue-eyed man in a ragged Victorian-era police uniform, bobby helmet, and scarf) and Patricia Beate (a curly-haired blonde woman with starry blue eyes, a ragged bow on her head, a scarf, and patchwork dress). at the bottom is a text box for Patricia reading "There's no one straighter than my husband!"
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