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Jack Beeblebrox

@fourteetwo.bsky.social
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This account only does post replies and does not start posts. “Yippie-ki-yay, Melon Farmer!”

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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 1h
Adrian Brody would be in it for some reason.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 5h
He pirated a movie for an AI girlfriend? Bahahahahahahaha!
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Jim Carrey as Lloyd: 'Man, you are one pathetic loser!'
Alt: Jim Carrey as Lloyd: 'Man, you are one pathetic loser!' to Harry, his friend. This happens soon after Lloyd confesses to falling off the runway again. Again… haha. How many times has he done that?
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Looks like a mail carrier car you’d see in Bob’s Burgers. Awesome.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She looks like a human version of a cane toad.
A cane toad all big and plumpy. Although this pic is being used as an example, it is far more beautiful that golem in the post.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I watched Hussein swing live on tv when I was in Kuwait waiting to go home. That was enough for me and I didn’t even want to see it to begin with.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, this is disappointing. I mean, he’s never been my favorite actor but I do like some of the flicks he’s in. I won’t go see a pro-ICE movie anyway so not a big loss for me. I hope many others skip seeing it. Just…ugh.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ugh.
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Richard Attenborough: I Really Hate That Man Annoyed
Alt: Richard Attenborough: I Really Hate That Man in an Annoyed tone in Jurassic park.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every single one that is yelling at the disruptors are pedophile and rapist protecting morons. They may disagree but that’s definitely what they are.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why not rename artificial sweetener to superior sweetener and artificial flavoring to superior flavoring. Morons. All of them. Morons.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s the life.
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Scrooge Mcduck
ALT: Scrooge Mcduck
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Bride in Kill Bill. Uma kicks so much ass in it.
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I Am Gonna Kill Bill The Bride
Alt: I Am Gonna Kill Bill The Bride
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Glad I was able to attend RCC a couple times before this.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I haven’t seen that one for decades. Wow. Might get my eyes on it this weekend, but I’ll probably forget.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look at his hand waving around flicking his verbal shit.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Outside.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gross, man. I’d rather be invited to Professor Farnsworth’s so he can show me his various lengths of wire he’s accumulated.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Isn’t a library where one can go to work out their knowledge?
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seems like a remake of Shocker retooled to fit an Exorcist storyline. Or Fallen. Basically just like almost all the other movies about baddies being put down but that only unleashes their evil.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why does her voice sound like she’s trying to emulate Aaron Neville?
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s a good color. Classic. If you like it, why not apply it? I dont think I could pull it off.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anybody considering to vote for her will have concerns but will still vote to keep her grift going.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I heard there’s fondu.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have one of those versions. Forgot I have Ocarina of Time 3D and Starfox 64 3D among the games installed. No Pilotwings but I do have Shovel Knight on it.
A limited edition the Legend of Zelda themed Nintendo 3DS XL
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I get into the movie so much every time I watch it that I’ve never noticed they’re Garry and Penny.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely guffawed watching this movie.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I remember Fudd. Wasn’t it sort of a build your own burger type of place? Like a salad bar of toppings and condiments. It’s been decades since I went inside one so the memory is hazy.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s the kind of liar that smirks and smiles when he’s spitting lies or getting caught in a lie.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And how did Napoleon end, child?
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What kind of sweat? Head? Crotch? Keith?
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yup. I’ll get right on that because I’ve never heard and learned about that name ever in my life. Nope. Not at all.
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Man Gives Awesome Thumbs Up
ALT: Man Gives Awesome Thumbs Up
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This means the spam and eggs with rice i snag from time to time is going to go up in price. Ugh. At least 7-Eleven still has cheap Loco Moco.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Be sure to go back in time and tell the French Revolution that what they’re doing was ineffective.
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Nerd Ackchyually Meme
Alt: Nerd Ackchyually Meme
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kudos to him. I would’ve said much worse things.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I see “no fatties” and think it means they’re going to feed the troops less food. No wimps means they want dumb jocks. No weirdos is no smart people because smart people are weird to morons.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I see him as a small dog thinking he’s a big dog.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had to tell my neighbors to stop using flushable wipes because it clogs the pipes. Now I have to deal with this shit.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s like 1998’s spoof movie “mafia” brought to life.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Futurama: Awesome to the Max Funny Moment
Alt: Futurama: Awesome to the Max Funny Moment
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Religious Nutjob.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s one of the guys that would talk smack during deployment but you’d find him hiding if there were an attack.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TOS first. TNG after.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What is justice for some may not be enough for others.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s what they would’ve done with going to see a basketball game and colluding so they can’t imagine someone with integrity not doing that.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Super funny. Had me laughing through the whole thing.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My sister met him a handful times through the years. She always flexed on me about that but she always said he was a great guy that was always glad to say hello. Sad he’s gone. May he RIL.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Half my LPs were on a five finger discount.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I stopped watching movies with an old friend because she would always scrutinize things. I just want to watch the movie and be entertained. I do not care if the pattern of fabric some side character is wearing didn’t appear until 10 years after the movie’s period timeframe.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Child predators should walk into prisons and never walk out.
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jim Carrey in Liar Liar: It Was Me!
Alt: Jim Carrey in the downright knee slapper of a movie Liar Liar saying, “It Was Me!”
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Jack Beeblebrox @fourteetwo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate goodbyes but I love this.
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Lloyd Hate Hug by Jim Carrey
Alt: Lloyd saying he hates goodbyes as he hugs Mary Swanson in the hilarious and unparalleled movie Dumb and Dumber.
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