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Beepleton ♡

@fosterthebeeple.bsky.social
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“birds! or as I like to call them, beeple” maree | 36 | queer | she/they Professional dog groomer, poultry wrangler, and all-around bird nerd with an appreciation for cute animal art!

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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 2h
For the first time in THREE DECADES, I brushed my teeth without horrific pain! Is this how the rest of society has been doing it all these years?! Why isn’t this a more commonly known thing?!
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah, there’s so much pressure on everything about bodies, especially afab bodies, and I’m glad it’s starting to change a little. Maybe it means someone doesn’t have to go thru 3 decades of painful toothbrushing like I did 😅
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 4h
Being alive is such a scam, where’s my instruction manual ?!
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 4h
That honestly sounds like my ideal role in a polycule 😂
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 4h
I bet she was like “yeah where am I? We should look in the other room too, I might be in there”
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 4h
So weird the things we think are normal till one day someone says “yeah that’s not supposed to happen” and it makes more sense that everyone else seems to be doing it totally normally lol
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 4h
Ducks are dry and wet nasty, they’re cute little hell animals, zero out of ten on the keeping scale except for how cute they are. If you enjoy cleaning and stinky stuff they’re great cos them being cute is like 1% of the deal.
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 4h
30 years of brushing my adult teeth in agonizing pain, only to discover it’s NOT normal and I’ve been doing this on hard mode my WHOLE LIFE
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 4h
Hey real quick, did yall know brushing your teeth is NOT supposed to be unbearably painful? Like, it’s not supposed to burn so bad you cry? Anyway I’m allergic to some common chemical in it and I got new toothpaste today and I’m eager to see what it’s like t brush without pain
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 5h
Would you believe I almost broke my hand while doin this project? For a solid minute I thought “oh man, did I just ruin the holiday rush at work?” I also almost smashed my tarantula cages multiple times. I should not be left alone at home with a DIY itch but here we are 😂
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 5h
They’re all very wonderful and weird creatures and I love them
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 5h
I miss having a pet jumping spider! I’ve never had a velvet spider but they’re so pretty, definitely would love to have one
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 6h
A threefold door sounds like such a big space-taker, I bet the cupboards are way better!!!! I’ve loved building things since I was a kid so I decided to give it a try haha
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 6h
He may be goofy and wacky and his acting is divisive but I really really like him and I’m really glad he’s taking a stand. I’m sad to not get more Spider Noir and I’m sick of AI ruining everything.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 9h
"I am not an AI-friendly actor, so it’s like, connect those dots! I’m not a member of their club. I didn’t sign the waiver to let him use AI on ‘Spider Noir.’ I’m probably not going to be working with that studio again, but that’s okay.” variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’
Nicolas Cage says he 'probably won't be working' with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for 'Spider-Noir.'
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 7h
Crash out warning 😂 TLDR; kitchen is an add on, they just cut the wall off the side of the existing house and built a rectangle. Said wall was LOAD BEARING and the years have not been kind, the sag is close to 2”, so I had to hammer a support beam in to hammer the wall frame in 🙃
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 7h
I 100% overdid it on the studs, I wanted to make it match the existing wall without realizing that the existing wall isn’t the same size on both sides! I’ve learned lots of annoying things about my house in the last 48hrs
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 7h
And on the other side you make it shelving for the storage aesthetic 🥰 not done yet, not looking forward to putting the drywall over the studs and doing all the mudding and tape but hey I think this is a pretty neat progression for my DIY skills
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 7h
Do you ever get so mad at your infuriatingly tiny poorly laid out house that you force it to have a small dividing wall
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N*Kim @nkimillustrate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Halloween in Hanbok 08
Witch Crocodile and Witch Goat in hanbok standing side by side
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hildegard has no time for weasels. She claims she deplores them for the sake of her ancient cockatrice ancestry. #Boktober Hen and Weasel. Ink on Fabriano Medioevalis, 95 × 64 mm.
Drawing mostly in black ink, primarily in silhouette, of a hen with feathers puffed and hackles raised, facing a least weasel standing on a fallen branch in the grass. The hen's comb and wattle are the only touch of red gouache.
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had a dr appointment today so I treated myself to a pokemon plush (they didn’t have any cards, no surprise) and when I got home Lexi was confused why I put “her” toy on the shelf 😂😂😂 she was staring at it quietly for a few minutes before I realized what she was doing!
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Evan Sky Arts 🌸 shop open! @evanskyarts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pigeon Doodles!! I really, really want my art to be more playful, fun, and loose, which is hard when you’re coming back from an over-rendering phase 🫠 but I’m working hard on it!! #art #doodle #pigeon #birds #TraditionalArt #cute #artist #pigeons #sketchbook #BirdSky
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is so cute and cozy 🥺
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Lynnguini @lynnguini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#BirdOfTheDay #BokehBirds #BokehBird #BirdArtAndArtists #Watercolor #Watercolour #ECK #TraditionalArt I wanted to keep the background soft so as not to overwhelm these delicate #Cockatiels
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The feathery handsssssss I love it !!!!!
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They really do! The younger one is losing their squeaky voice which is sad cos baby pigeon squeaks are so cute
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh yeah the 100mg is like a multi day situation 😂 they have little lines on the side to measure out 10mg at a time. As long as I drink it slow it works really well, but if you chug it definitely hits harder! It takes me about an hour to fully drink a Looner without getting too high
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Salsa and Mambo with their two illegal children who still gotta find a new loft lmfao
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pickles and Meatloaf ❤️❤️❤️
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Edibles are hit or miss for me, but the THC drinks (especially Looner and Keef) are really good for my appetite and sleeping!!! My local dispensary has a bottle of lemonade with 100mg in it so it’s like one sip and I get hungry, instead of having to drink a whole can!!!
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The pooper scooper is amazing, btw, really makes it easy to clean their area up. I love pigeons but man, birds poop so much. Like so much. Too much, one might say.
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cleaned the pigeon area today, still trying to figure out what to do about their boxes on the floor, I’m thinking puppy pads for now and try to find trays that fit in the bottom once the doors are on so I can put shavings in there without the shavings getting all up in the sand
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jacoby is so friendly and sweet even tho I don’t handle him super often. He will still climb into my hand and I can lift him without fuss and he eats from my hands and he actually comes when called which is so funny to me. He’s just god’s most precious little guy
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Leopard geckos have been one of my favorite reptile since I was a little kid and that it took me 32 years and getting cancer to get one is a crime but he’s here now 😂 they’re really just the cats of the lizard world, they’re so perfect.
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s impossible to look at Jacoby and not be overwhelmed with cuteness 🥺 he is such a goofy little guy
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Picture quality is butts but have Gracie discovering the donut pillow makes a good bed apparently
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UnfamiliarArts @unfamiliararts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have a couple of ceramic dinosaurs for this shop update! This little velociraptor will be available Friday, September 25th at 8pm Eastern time.
A photo of a small ceramic velociraptor colored pale blue with feathery wings and tail.
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Y☼TƎ 𓃥 @yotecoyote.art · 18/09/2026
ooo OOOO oooough oOOO OOOO (•v•) PWYW for @orithepigeon.bsky.social! 💜💙💚🐦 (i can't believe i got paid to draw pigeons twice this week i fucking love my job) #yotearts
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If I had more disposable income I’d be paying so many people to draw pigeons. I really really want art of my pigeons so I can hang it up on the wall and smile every time I see them haha pickles needs to stop looking like a disaster (moulting) so I can get some good ref photos of him
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In order to do any of this i must first get the bunkbed frame out of the bedroom and into my work area, which isn’t gonna be too hard but it’s not gonna be easy either lol my house is very small so moving things around is like Tetris in here
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can also make a little canopy for the top in summer, so it isn’t just blazing sun on the roof. I can paint it super cute, I can practice more with woodworking techniques like adding trim, it’s gonna be fun. Now if only fall stops being so rainy and I can get more energy 😂
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have plenty of insulation material so I can properly insulate it, meaning I can have her outside longer in lower temperatures. She may be a working livestock guardian dog but I am a weak pushover and keep her inside most of winter when predators aren’t as active.
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Turning my old bunkbed frame into Fort June, a “three” level castle for her outdoor safe space. She can sleep under it, in it, or on top of it! And I have enough random supplies to make it happen!
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RavenThrax @raventhrax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Small designs. Green box. Inspired by green birds and green fruits/vegetables☘️
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh my gosh the black and tan 🥺🥺🥺 if Poms came in that pattern but black and white I’d be doomed 😂 I hope you know I’ve had puppy fever ever since you got your little fluffball especially since mine is 17 now
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m getting better at project zomboid. The immersion is definitely fun, this game would have had me in a chokehold in 2010, I would have been insufferable. It came out in 2013 and I was still into zombies but not as much, plus didn’t have a computer to play it.
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Beepleton ♡ @fosterthebeeple.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do I have any twin cities friends who would let me do this silly trim to their dog 😂 I took the pic to see what I needed to fix on his face cos he doesn’t stop moving and lost it at how silly his legs look 😂😂😂
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SuzytheSilkie @suzythesilkie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm opening my favorite seasonal commissions! Put your lil guy in a pumpkin or candy wrapper. :)
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