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James Tullos is finally here

@fortullos.bsky.social
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Aspiring writer and YouTuber wasting time on here. Always on the lookout for terrible books. www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOPL5nYEr…

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 1h
This is a very disappointing thing to learn. And while it sounds like Jacob has grown past the person who would commit such a heinous act, I, personally, don't feel comfortable supporting him or his content any longer. Maybe one day that will change.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 4h
I feel bad for Kuwaitis, they're stuck between Iraq and a hard place.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, if it’s 30 September, it must be... oh God. The 36th anniversary of the first—and, you may not be entirely surprised to hear—only transmission of a sitcom which was genuinely called ‘Heil Honey, I’m Home’, in which Hitler and Eva Braun live next door to Jewish couple Arny and Rosa Goldenstein
Neil McCaul as comedy Hitler, mugging for the camera
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When Caesar led the apes in their war to overthrow humanity, did Curious George kill the Man in the Yellow Hat?
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a big part of why I don't like most political video essayists anymore tbh.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Valhalla sounds weird because everyone who dies in battle goes there, that means you have to spend eternity with a bunch of soldiers. Have you ever met those guys? Just imagine being surrounded by a bunch of guys in their 20's forever.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It happens everyday from Midnight to 1 AM, unless I spend too much time pining after one of my exes before bed, then it lasts until 3 AM.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let's see: I can try to survive a horde of mutated zombies that overrun the police in a matter of hours, followed by a nuclear explosion, or I can try to survive a realm of psychological torment filled with slow nurses that die from getting hit with a pipe. Not a hard choice.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There are two types of Halloween monsters: Sexy and unsexy. Vampires? Sexy Zombies? Unsexy Fairies? Sexy Werewolves? Depends on who you ask
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These people want a revolution to overthrow the current system and they think the best way to accomplish that is by acting like petty bullies to others in their community.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Locked Tomb should have stayed locked youtu.be/C1ptGpErIvg
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The Locked Tomb should have stayed locked
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rambling thought: In the Riordanverse (Percy Jackson, The Kane Chronicles, etc.) Gods are immortal and the only way they die is when humans stop worshipping them. We see that with the "deaths" of Pan and Helios in PJ and it's also implied that the Celtic Gods all faded in this manner as well.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I call dibs on starting today's pointless discourse. Batman is pro-Palestine, but also in favor of the Iran War.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They say all dogs go to heaven and that's clearly not true. Do dogs get baptized? Do dogs understand the divinity of Christ? Has a single canine ever spared a moment to contemplate Martin Luther's 95 theses?
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Why don't you have a seat?" "I'm sorry, there must be some mistake." "You're 104 years old and you say you have a girlfriend in highschool. You see how this looks, right?"
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is it just me, or does a large component of the online left seem to be composed of folks who want to be edgelord nihilists and ultra-woke language police simultaneously? Am I imagining things? Or have others noticed?
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Calvin and Hobbes is weird because half of it is the greatest comic strip ever made and it's about a child going on imaginary adventures and the other half is also the greatest comic strip ever made and it's just an old boomer ranting at society.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm strongly considering deleting this and my twitter account, there's no benefit to either that I've noticed and it's just making me angrier and more depressed.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Please stop using AI to do things for you, just ask someone who knows what they're talking about. Please.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You'd think the fact that the court system just convicted the guy who killed Tupac would be bigger news.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Then I apologize to her as well.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Reposting for additional visibility.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Do I like women? Yeah. Do I like men? Sometimes. IDK what to call that, am I allowed to celebrate bisexual visibility month?
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Insomnia is a horrible affliction to have, and it's extra bad because complaining about it always results in this same conversation. "I can't sleep." "Lay down and close your eyes." "It doesn't work, my brain refuses to shut off." "Lay down and close your eyes."
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You know what, maybe she is just a huge weirdo.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every few months we turn another food into oreos and every time it happens God gets closer to sending another flood.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Back when the internet was mostly anonymous web forums, people would lie about who they were, what they know, and what they did, and they got away with it because it was all anonymous. Then they started attaching their real identities to their accounts, but the lying never really stopped.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Do you think she'll learn any lessons from this? Probably not.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This right here is the crux of the whole issue. These people only listen if you publicly act like the right identity, and that has forced others out of the closet more than once.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I've been intimate with more men than you have but sure, I guess pointing out that someone is lying makes me homophobic. Sure.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Making thumbnails is so much fun.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The author of these books pretends to be a lesbian, presumably for marketing purposes, and it's kind of hilarious how little effort she puts into the lie.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOOO NOT DOLLY! TAKE ME TAKE MY CHILDREN, TAKE ANYONE ELSE NO!
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I call dibs on starting today's pointless discourse. The Confederate States of America was an anti-colonial power engaging in armed struggle against the West, actually.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Do you think the Dursleys voted for Brexit?
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"No, you don't understand! The characters in this piece of children's media don't subscribe to my personal belief system! I now have to make a 7-hour long video essay about this very important topic!"
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If he plays Kratos the same way he played Sapper Morton in Blade Runner 2049, this is going to be a damn impressive show.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Book 3 is the best one so far... I'm filled with dread for what may happen next.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I think we should just leave Iran alone.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If my job mandated that I start using AI at work, do you think I could file for an exemption due to religious objections?
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You'd think they would try to make it less obvious they're being fed a script.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I thought I might have been too harsh on these books, now I see that I'm not being nearly harsh enough.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They were both too young, is there anything else to say?
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just went to a sushi restaurant that was playing R&B music from the 00's and that's the kind of weird culture mixing I live for.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
All media is either Harry Potter or X-Men. The Sopranos? Harry Potter. Game of Thrones? X- Men. Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter. The Terminator? X-Men. Despite having no superpowers involved, Diary of a Wimpy Kid is X-Men.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We shouldn't overreact to simple headlines like this, they tend to leave out nuance and crucial details that greatly alter the meaning of the news in question. That out of the way: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Based on the responses to this, some of you are not emotionally prepared for what happens if this show is a success.
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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Everyone who told me the sequel is better than the first book lied to me. This is just "Dune" if it was written by someone who exclusively read tumblr fanfiction, the author clearly had some cool ideas, the tone and prose are just... painful.
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