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if this were a civilized country we would long ago have criminalized putting the milk back in the fridge with less than a bowl of cereal's worth of milk in it

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

women who are the subject of ace of base songs only want one thing

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

wonder what god did to deserve to have to just sit and watch this shit all day

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

there’s really nothing you can logically conclude about childbirth in general from induction

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Naturally the godless liberal Munchkins of Oz wasted no time leaping to joyous celebration after the death of their political opponent.

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

it's 2030, all human-crafted fiction is consumed solely by computers and "reading" is the name of the modern hobby of perusing an author's text searching for the smoking gun that it was written using generative AI

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

the only thing purer than a newborn baby is a pot smoker wondering aloud in the head shop why anyone would buy one of the plain clear pipes with the big bulb at the end and no bowl

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I have not seen my family for months. Though the t-shirt which proclaims it is torn and stained with the blood of lesser men, from atop a pile of their bodies day and night I repel those who would claim the title of #1 Dad.

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

dead evil powerful people are the number one thing we should speak ill of, we are supposed to write ill childrens songs of the dead even

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

hemingway's iceberg in the age of global warming just writing nothing at all and getting drunk

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

"just desserts" arms crossed mad as FUCK absolutely steaming all my enemies gathered together at last around one table gleefully stuffing their disgusting fucking faces with molten chocolate cake

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Human progress is a bell curve with the non-existence of pizza on one side, the wide availability of pizza in the middle, and unaffordable pizza behind a login, captcha, credit card data entry, touchscreen menu and 90 minute delivery on the other side.

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

finally! enlightenment! now i can share this wisdom! nah whatever (dies)

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Every time they show the VAR guys at the beginning of the game 😐😐😐 🖥️🖥️

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

if it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck it might just be a guy who sharted

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

chatgpt says my questions about topics i know next to nothing about are genuinely interesting and insightful which means a lot coming from a super intelligent machine you know

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

veni vidi vici cursive wood block letters hanging on caesars bedroom wall over the headboard

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

an app that labels everything you read by the authors dunning-kruger level for the topic would actually destroy the internet

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

jealous of the spanish skill i've picked up from watching world cup on telemundo, three people have already asked me me to stop saying pausa de hidratación every time i feed the baby

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Cashier at the book store told me that its an honor system but i'm not allowed to return Hop on Pop after I've read it

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

cat is back on her plastic licking bullshit

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

im old enough to remember when the plastic bag that came with the baby thing WAS a toy

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

The Little Nail That Stuck Out, a children's book by Kodomo Gakirai

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

its time to play skeet on a mirror or metal band logo im sorry

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

the movie pays homage to the original masters of the universe with a scene in which He-Man strips down to just underwear boots and a tank top, flexes every muscle in his body and sells himself to a 50 year old man on ebay for eleven dollars

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

for sale: chicken eggs, never born

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

teeny tiny mutineers walk the planck

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

(playing with a toddler, thumb between fist fingers) CAPTCHA NOSE! haha! prove you're human to get it back! (making a toddler cry)

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Maybe it's true maybe it's not and I admire the owner's ambition but I'm sorry "Progress is made one funeral at a time" does not belong on a mortuary website

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

how do you even use an equalizer like how do you pick a few favorite frequencies i just love them all so much

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

reincarnation is such bullshit how is it fair that a dead person got in my womb and now i'm supposed to raise them when that's somebody else's kid???

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Actual church signs I've seen: Hanging by a thread? Try hanging by nails. Canoes and children both behave best when paddled from the rear. The bread of life The body of Christ Zero carbs

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

its time for a pregnant autobot the world is ready

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

its 2050 and they finally made it illegal to sell somebody a tea bag and a cup of hot water in a coffee shop for six dollars

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

i cannot draw the back of my hand from memory

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

you look up from your phone like awakening from a too-long nap. you're in the driver's seat. where were you going before you took a quick break? there's other cars but no one inside. a flock of birds flies overhead. the windows of the buildings nearby are blown out. wind pushes a tumbleweed past.

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

my 14 year old nephew has verified that boys in school today do still jump up and slap stuff

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

what could possibly be more humbling than reading the tom bombadil chapters out loud

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

cognitive dissonance is the inability to admit even to yourself that the chirps of the birds you intentionally attracted with that new bird feeder are annoying you now

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Bashō nuff @fortnitepacifist.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

'BASIC government 10 D. promise(thing) 20 R. say(it will never work government sucks) 30 R. lose election 40 D. work with R (some reason) AND build suck version (thing) 50 D. lose election (thing sucks) 60 R. destroy (thing) AND say (i told you so) 70 R. destroy (more things) 80 GOTO 10

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