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Adam W Freeman

@fortiscustodia.co
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🔒Just a guy doing data privacy things. 🎓 Works in academia. 💩 All shit posts are my own.

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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 16/01/2026
And what seems to be happening here?
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 04/12/2025
Soooo... rain? You can just say rain, eh?
Weather report in 10 day forecast shows the evening will have "Rain Likely, then Rain"
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 02/10/2025
"I'd like to invoke the emergency powers act of the Portland nude cyclists for an emergency session." **another guy looks up from a map of Portland** 'My god... I prayed this day would never come.' ICE, et al better get ready for hairy body positivity and interpretive dance protesting. <3 PDX
Instagram screenshot of World Naked Bike Ride Portland post calling for emergency bike ride in response to military deployment to the city of Portland
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 29/08/2025
The “Biden-era loophole” which he secretly created during the... **looks at notes*** Bush administration in 2007. For context, BIS statements are dry, technical, and end with boilerplate info. This one reads like an angsty teen. At least pretend you work at a regulatory agency, people. geez
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 17/07/2025
This is true. They are the center of everything. Exhibit A
Two dogs, on a couch, the center of the universe
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 24/04/2025
It's especially good in LinkedIn's AI training "article contributions" section.
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 22/04/2025
I think about this constantly and it scares the hell out of me
I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time -- when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness...
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 15/04/2025
I couldn't help myself when I saw the phrase "human Klein bottle..." AI image generation has just reached its apex interpreting that phrase and we can safely retire these products.
Apologies to all the artists this AI stole from. A Grey's type illustration showing the cutaway of a human Klein bottle.
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 17/03/2025
Oh god damnit.
The Bedford Handbook on a computer desk
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 08/01/2025
And for anyone that thinks this is a mindless, AI filler piece by NYT, here it is on the front fucking page. Right below the fold. Get bent @nytimes.com . Go join your new friends at Il Popolo d'Italia.
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 17/11/2024
JFC what is with this person?!
User name Capy with handle "faggotjackass" makes threat to users once on his list called "Rape List"
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 18/10/2024
I was getting more an ebola vibe
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 17/10/2024
"He never talks to me. I never know what he's thinking..." Solved!
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 15/10/2024
I don't like the way these geese lord over my crow bros
Crows having a bit of a brunch with these psycho geese watching them like a stalker
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 04/09/2024
This sounds oddly familiar... Je suis la Mort Rouge qui passe?
Phantom of the Opera scene where the phantom is dressed as Red Death
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 27/08/2024
Story of my life right here
Domain registration screen shot which says " Bone dot zone is not available
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 10/07/2024
The "partners" in question...
Cult scene from movie Eyes Wide Shut where people have masks on and dark cloaks.
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 07/06/2024
Desert Bus The episodes are in real-time just like the game. Every episode is an 8 hour trip on the bus. No ads. No breaks. All desert bus... and to make sure you're watching, you'll need to press a remote button randomly chosen by the show to prove you're there.
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 06/06/2024
Clouds always hate
EXTRA! EXTRA!

Old Man Yells at Cloud!
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 03/06/2024
Whose cleavage? media.gettyimages.com/id/76748241/...
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 24/05/2024
@jasmine555.bsky.social pfft. At least I have the correct number of fingers on each hand.
An AI generated image which is clearly not real due to having four arms.
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 24/05/2024
Why yes... I like to live dangerously.
DMs are live in bsky.app, and this crazy son-of-a-bitch has the settings so everyone can slide in that inbox
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 20/05/2024
I couldn't be happier that my little man finished the whole hike, and put on his sun block without coming at me like Tong Po at the end of Kickboxer.
Two hikers, father and toddler sun, overlook a river at the top of a gorge
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 08/05/2024
I thoroughly enjoy the animal facts peppered on my favorite band feed. I can only hope there isn't a Thomas Thwaite fan somewhere wondering who this @themountaingoats.bsky.social guy is.
Bsky app feed of the band, The Mountain Goats, with a literal mountain goat news story between hot takes of being a tMG fan jesus man do you ever feel like wtf am I doing when you start writing these alt texts like seriously why am I doing this
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 10/04/2024
I feel like it needs to be pointed out, EVEN YET AGAIN, there isn't labor shortage of any skills type. There is only a shortage of companies willing to pay a decent salary. #workersrights #union #unionstrong #humanrights #solidarity #unionize #workersunite #unions #anticapitalism #eattherich
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 25/03/2024
{{queue Curb Your Enthusiasm theme}}
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 25/03/2024
I feel like it needs to be pointed out, yet again, there isn't labor shortage of any skills type. There is only a shortage of companies willing to pay a decent salary. #workersrights #union #unionstrong #humanrights #solidarity #unionize #workersunite #unions #anticapitalism #eattherich
Meme image of cyclist placing a stick into the spokes of their wheel and then falling over. Captions read "I desperately need skilled workers" the sick is representative of low salary offers and the last panel says "why doesn't anyone want to work?"
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 01/12/2023
If you were murdered and could assign any TV detective in the world to find your killer, who would you pick?
Agent Fox Mulder of the X-Files
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 16/11/2023
Every time with a Mastodon lately. That place got weird fast.
Obi wan yelling at Anakin about Twitter... Anakin suggests an iPhone
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 15/11/2023
Meanwhile...
Tom Fucking Hanks
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 13/11/2023
I know that look. It's amazing how quickly it devolves into nap time with the loudest snoring/snortling
A sleeping pug with his face buried in a dog bed
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 13/11/2023
Maybe... Maybe y'all SDLC like good devs... Maybe not...
Homer Simpson with an expression of suspicion
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 07/11/2023
How I look to Gen Z
Groucho
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 06/11/2023
Shocked Pikachu because he thinks Pikachu should be the grocery store best seller
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 17/10/2023
Damn dog even feels entitled to my pillow nevermind the bed.
German Shepherd Dog laying on a bed with head on pillow
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 16/10/2023
The implications of this can be horrifying. Changing someone's expression on a photo to corroborate propaganda can be used to *_further_* manipulate the masses 😁😁
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 14/10/2023
"What did you do with the pug?!" --Me To My Toddler That same day I was gifted this because I apparently "needed it"
A Ziploc bag which contains a sponge, a small scrub brush, a measuring spoon, and a water bottle lid
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Adam W Freeman @fortiscustodia.co · 11/10/2023
In turn, I fed the content of your post (with image) to Midjourney and it produced this. Another couple layers of abstraction and we'll have reached full Salvador Dalí 1984 vibes.
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