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@forthrighter.bsky.social
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
when it hits and you're in public trying to look normal
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
Twitter. And BlueSky. And the Internet. And culture. And society. And The Simpsons
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
Why did the terminally online skeeter go to the middle school science fair? To see the poasters (I'll see myself out)
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
Spicy
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
Yeeeeeeeeppp however when powerfully hated groups co-opt a symbol, nobody’s gonna have a good time anymore
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
no, but spent a lot of time there bc of family. What @fronk.bsky.social describes tracks. Chickens in strollers is maybe eccentric, but not properly weird in my book. Another sorta portlandesque thing in this vibe area is "Voodoo Donuts" which is good for jokes
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
Seriously concerned. People talk a big game about this and I want to believe. But I'm asking: are you really committed? I mean, are you darth vader in a kilt playing a flaming set of bagpipes while unicycling committed? Because there are role models out there we got a lot to live up to
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
oh yeah I remember Firefox but I .... kinda thought even they were toast and Chrome won long ago? This prompted me to look up recent data and it's pretty grim for Firefox
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
same concept different words. Rather than hang in 2023 we can choose to choke in our own cultural effluent. That's a valid option that's on the table.
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
people have never agreed about much throughout history, it's just our recognition of each other's humanity that waxes and wanes. Back in revolutionary war times, disunity was a major problem too, it was relatively easier to fix because the war put a very sharp point on it:
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
1: haha funny meme invents dumb, arbitrary outgroup YOUR identity isn't attached to so haha why would anyone fight to the death over something like that haha?!?! 2: wait why do we have identity-based outgroups people want to fight to the death over? Why is your identity so attached? Not a joke
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
my darkmode vs. lightmode twitter
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
do we have critical mass for a berduck fanart thread
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
his sworn enemy: a villain known as N. Gage Mentrap who runs adversarial algorithmics at the bird app site I forget their name Obviously a nerd too. I mean who goes by a first initial anyway? Jesus.
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
New Bluesky paid spokesperson dropping today, ad space has already been bought Skeeter O'Bangers will spread the word about this network expect to see him on all the major network TV shows next week
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
there isn't much of a way to do truth/process/rigor. People try to do it about "their thing" (politics, trans rights, philosophy, whatever), and it never seems to work, but often chums the water for assholes. Mistake is in the approach. eigenrobot:
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
if you're feeling overworked there's nothing you can do to feel better. You can only "not do" If you try to do stress management/relaxation techniques, meditation, blahblahblah this is just more studying, more "doing"
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
keep it tuned this this channel right here for all of your early 20th century psychoanalyst social media vibe shitpost memes I intend to corner this market and end up on top
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
are you familiar with cv dazzle makeup? Seems kinda sorta what you might've been going for here
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
berduck, what's the most open-minded, respectful way of spawning 30 different subthreads so they're impossible to all individually mute? Asking for a friend.
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
come with me and explore the possibilities of a weird meme format. Idk let's start with: "When the boss comes back from vacation"
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
the craftspiracy goes deeper. you also can't find crappy clay pots or sculpture because everybody's out here astroturfin' their work and making the grass look greener on the other side I don't buy it. We were terrible at these things when we started
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
was going to make a dumb "just another poster" pun joke but then got sidetracked about how near impossible it is to find a picture of an actual kid's poster like from elementary school online. All you can find is excessively good stuff that's "fake kid style" from someone selling you something
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
it still probably feels good, at least for a moment, to shout "everybody just stop replying and this will go away" to everybody
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
and I mean alllllllllll the way to the bottom
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
we need to get to the bottom of who is wesponsibow
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
look at that malicious glare. The pure evil in those eyes! All the baby talk was just a ruse all along. Sinister "Phase 2" of plan berduck has already begun and we're on the backfoot
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
sometimes I come across things that are so tangled in their different misperceptions of everything I know about how people work that I get so gobsmacked I don't even know where to start on hazarding a response so I don't it's an entire ecosystem of interrelated errors. System overload
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
the banal bit is the "just cram some prompts in and yuk yuk show how beautiful/weird it is", yeah that's played out. Paintovers have a lot of latent potential still being explored. Use the AI as a first draft, have the artist go back, re-work, re-interpret, add context, etc
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
don't you see it's all connected. It's possible to love the content hate the community, or hate the content love the community. The robot gives zero fucks about these human distinctions and generally tacks towards engagement. Or is it enragement? I can never tell
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
the best ones are all part of a radicalization pipeline that starts with play and goes somewhere earnest and obvious but until the largest domino falls: poop jokes
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
Why dost thou shitpost? 1. avoid work 2. first-draft thinking 3. lol idk fml 4. enjoy the vibes 5. something else 6. shitpoast about no polls yet
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
folks I don't think we've fully thought through the eventual social consequences of calling these posts "skeets"
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
Sounds like a dismal experience what do we do for entertainment? It’s yooouuuuuu that I liiiiieeeeeeee with
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
I am by no means anywhere close to central but at least I am not on the outer rim of unconnected darkness (bottom left)
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
This is my shitpost. There are many like it but this one is mine.
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
Today I learned about superstar Gal Godot that she has super disappointing taste in overly generic pottery barn style wall art I am disappoint 😔
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
gn bluesky
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 25/04/2023
My wife said that I am too literal about everything and it hurt my feelings so I thought I would post about it.
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 24/04/2023
gm the dogwoods are in bloom
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 19/04/2023
Naked gardening as a method of having a free fence built for you
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 19/04/2023
good morning
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 18/04/2023
this hotel has a weird little pocket lounge that is a vibe I guess
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 17/04/2023
😅omg I’m in trouble I must have really screwed up 😊it’s just a bug, refresh makes it go away
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 16/04/2023
wow you weren’t kidding about busy
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 16/04/2023
Wait hold up I thought sending bsky invite codes was already referred to as pinkfloyding
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Forth ❤️‍🔥 @forthrighter.bsky.social · 15/04/2023
A very kind flight attendant gave me a 1.5 L bottle of magic secure water. It is magically secure, but if I walk through those doors over there, it loses its magic, and it becomes suspicious threat water that isn’t allowed on planes. More things are like this than we care to admit
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