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Forsetti X

@forsettix.bsky.social
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Defender of the Social Contract. Music lover. Proud MSU Spartan

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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A religious organization worth $250+ billion that donates roughly 0.006% of that annually to charities really should STFU about greed.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BREAKING: Sexual predator defends other sexual predators. Expected to offer them position in his administration as soon as next week.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dan Levy Clapping Proudly
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The absolute stupidest people saying the absolute stupidest things that will absolutely be believed and repeated by their stupid base. There is nothing illegal about not using insurance you have or making a claim.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone who questions why women would choose the bear needs to have this article tattooed, in its entirety, on the most painful places possible.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It looked like a bottle of whiskey, a piece of wood to bite on, and a whole lot of bacteria being spread everywhere. Republicans want to go back to the 40s and 50s... 1840 and 1850.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When you look up the definition of "white privilege" in the dictionary.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Republicans add words that don't exist in the Constitution, "obligation to report fairly" and ignore actual words "well-regulated militia," because they don't give a fuck about it.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Hex Girls will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whenever someone says what America needs is a businessman to be the president, show them this clip, then tell them to STFU.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Coming Soon: Executive order renaming every US State "America" with a corresponding number tied to how much they voted for Trump. WV will be America 1, ND, America 2, MA will be America 49, and VT America 50.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Young men will do anything other than better themselves and see young women their equals, in order to show young women they are a better option than a bear.
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Bold Strategy Cotton Meme
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Steely Dan David Bowie Van Halen (DLR version) Thomas Dolby Fleetwood Mac Men At Work Berlin Elvis Costello Boston Billy Idol
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The menu on the right creates expectations that will never be met. The one on the left creates no expectations so the odds what you get is as good or better than what you thought, are pretty decent.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you are willing to throw away power and allow fascists to run the country bc of pet peeve slights and/or unrealistic purity tests, you are why rights are being stripped and hard-earned progress is being rolled back. Being arrogantly confident that you are right only exacerbates the problem.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Witchcraft with data... Translation, "I don't like the fact that fields of study I don't understand and don't care about are supported by mountains of evidence."
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. 1. Severe bronchitis while living in smog-filled LA in the early 60s. 2. The Snake River during spring runoff during a rafting expedition. 3. A very drunk, very angry cowboy in SE Idaho who was very unhappy at getting smoke in foosball.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"There is no way I could know someone who spent decades being anti-vax would continue to be that way after confirmation?" - Dumb asses
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The dumbest MFer to ever hold the office of the presidency has decided he knows better about children's health than all the pediatricians in the world. So fucking stupid and evil.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"I don't accept the argument that if you withhold life-saving treatments from people and they die, you're responsible for killing them." What...the...actual...fuck? Why are people so fucking awful?
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
#TeamDiarrhea is one hell of a hot take.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Can" is doing some serious linguistic and practical gymnastics here much in the same way, "I can have sex with Charlize Theron."
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Trell Thomas: That Is How It's Done
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Taps sign-
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The director of the FDA could not be reached for comment
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Dumb And Dumber Toilet
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Klein is a political hack who is more concerned about being viewed as "an independent thinker," than doing good analysis. I'm old enough to remember when he spent many paragraphs complaining about the hold music when the ACA Marketplace was rolled out rather than what the law actually did.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is what happens when you have CTE from a beatdown from Maxine Waters.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bothsiderism gibberish. The democrat doesn't have access to the wheel or the accelerator, regardless of how many civics-challenged nimrods wish or claim otherwise.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"I know a lot of rapists," is not the moral high ground Carolla seems to think it is.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Zach Galifianakis: From The Heart (Middle Finger)
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Translation: "A lot of guys I know have participated in raping a woman, and I'm okay with that cuz reasons...misogynist, rapey reasons."
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
As a white college-educated Michigan primary voter, Stevens is the absolute best choice. Hassan Piker endorsed El-Sayed and that alone makes him unqualified, for me.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
So...the future is going to really suck. Good to know.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The FO portion of the frog helping the scorpion across the river.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Waking up to the passing of Lindsey Graham-
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Seulisasoo Sips Tea
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fuck Hassan Piker and anyone that gives him the time of day.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'll bet anything, the conclusion they arrive at is more tax cuts for the wealthy and more transfer of wealth from the bottom/middle to the top.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just remember, the same political party that claimed Terri Schiavo's condition might improve because they watched videotapes is the same party telling us Mitch McConnell is okay.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Current mood
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Ahs Coven
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If you are looking to prop up white nationalism in America, who else to turn to except the people who pushed Brexit. White supremacist game recognizes white supremacist game.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Proof the left is civics-challenged and the direct product of America's attack on public schooling the past 50 years.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Pro Tip: Never be okay with anyone or any group that parrots the Borg's talking points."
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Plenty of women genuinely do want men but men seem hell-bent of being POS to the point where choosing the bear is a much better option.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Like it or not, America is a two-party system. If you are trying to blow up one of the two, you are automatically aiding and abetting the other. To pretend otherwise is dishonest at best. There is no magical third option where destroying the Democratic Party is going to take power from Republicans.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Why do white progressives demand things from Black Democrats when they don't do a damn thing to support or protect the rights of the same?
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Trump to announce Reflecting Pool sponsorship deal with Midori liquor.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Cancer isn't too bad when you exclude the pain and cell damage.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
So, you gave up a ton and got very little back to people who aren't as tough as Joy Behar? This isn't the flex you think it is Captain Couch Copulator.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A moral compass.
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Forsetti X @forsettix.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What do you get when you cross George Orwell with the worst screenwriters possible?
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