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Forrest Behr

@forrestbehr.bsky.social
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I've never been happier to live on a tiny insignificant island off the west coast of Canada. [Gay single Gen-X carnivore]

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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
How to save Greenland: rename it to Epstein Island
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Who's the father?
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I have a plan:
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I'm sure her OnlyFans account is booming.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This could work...
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Suddenly Don Jr. has a whole other reason to be jealous of his sister's ability to hold their father's attention.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Oh, like a reunion! What fun! I can just hear Trump now: "I don't recognize you, turn around and pull down your pants for me...oh now I remember you."
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
This is why most countries have travel bans to the US this year. Frankly, I'd rather go to Iran...at least they have some history and culture worth the risk of travel.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Yeah....I worked in a CD store in the 90s, and seeing a kid scoff at a Justin Bieber album made me tell him "get used to it kid, you're going to be hearing that crap for the rest of your life". So it is with Mr B--st...I wish he could be erased, but we'll likely never be able to get rid of him now.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
This Administration is an AA meeting waiting to happen.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
This Administration is an AA meeting waiting to happen.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
My god, she needs a streak of white in her hair, and a gaggle of Dalmatian puppies running amok at her feet.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Damn, your best pic right here.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Don't worry, according to DOGE there are 350 billion Americans, so it's only about $17 each.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
If he took the rest of his term off, and golfed the whole time, America would be better for it. Be careful what you wish for, God.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I would just as soon have Ted Cruz as PM, and I think if you were to show most Canadians a quick vid of Pierre Poilievere and Ted Cruz, they wouldn't be able to tell one from the other. I'm for Carney even with whatever flaws he'll be found to have. He is the serious person, the level-head we need.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
A demagogue and a racist just drove a Mac Truck through your 'democracy'. America is way beyond tweaking, this is literally going to take constitutional work. And if you don't do it you'll be a pariah on the world stage, like North Korea or Russia. Until then, you'll bleed 80 years of respect away.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Lol, exactly...I'm on Salt Spring. 👍😁
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The 'shitification' of Meta products is so overt, universal, and pervasive that it amazes me no alternative has replaced it yet. I keep one browser (Firefox) just because with a dozen extensions I can 'control' FB (and YouTube too), even though my main browser is Duck Duck Go for everything else.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Lol, that's what we say about you. ;-)
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Yup...just did this exact thing. Wherever I can, I now order direct. Unfortunately, I occasionally still have to order from Amazon, but I'm avoiding it like the plague.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
He has two belly buttons??
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dmarquis ✨️ @d-marquis.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
THIS is secure masculinity THIS is a leader #WabKinew
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Love this! And as we look to support our economy during this strife with Trump, is this the time that we finally get clean reliable drinking water to our isolated First Nations' communities?? I hope so, these fine Canadians have put up with too little for far too long.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Now, now...remember, they have "alternative facts" on their side. So for them, not only is it *not* moral cowardice, they get to call themselves "brave freedom lovers with big dicks that scare mean animals away...like God intended!" Theirs is the logic of a 5yo girl playing tea-time with her dolls.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Don't war plans cost billions of dollars? (It's not just the plan, it's the investment in equipment and manpower to back up.) And Trump is just bribing this to Musk so Musk can go suck up to Xi? Is US Sovereignty and defense for sale now if it benefits Trump? This is so sickening I want to vomit.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
In her defense, you can pick up a Tesla pretty cheap these days. It's like subjecting yourself to a 'white elephant' though...good luck getting cheap insurance, or putting up with the vandalism, jeers, and mockery. If she wanted to suck up, she's done that...now just burn the car, and call it a day.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I'm following you just for this response alone. 😁
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Real fking weird that we have canceled every national holiday because of DEI except for St. Patrick’s Day…
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Just the thought of being on a zoom call with you makes me wanna c... 🤗
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Now do you guys get why we don't want to be the "51st loser"? We know "misery loves company", but the difference between the Canadian mind and the American one, is that a Canadian would never wish the American system on someone who already has our system. That's a level of cruelty beyond any of us.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I'd swap Vance and Musk
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Okay, as a Canadian, I feel it my duty to inform everyone else that every Canadian I know thinks Canada Geese are nothing more than flying shitsacks. Truly a miserable bird. Still, this is very cool. I'd love to see the video of it.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
That dipshit CEO thinks we're gonna buy that shit even if it's on the shelves? I don't think so. I work for a liquor store in BC...we're taking it off the shelves so customers don't smash the bottles in the store out of disgust. No one wants to buy American shit right now. No one.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It's not just the tax cut, he's 'selling pardons' (the Justin Sun/SEC thing), and god only knows how much fraud was involved in the 'crypto-reserve' announcement. You guys (I'm Canadian) are being fleeced...this will end up being the biggest transfer of wealth to the top 0.1% in history.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I'm gay, and that pic is the literal definition of "scared straight".
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Wow, the 2nd Amendment is starting to look pretty prescient right now.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
With the sound off, it just looks like Swedish Chef from the Muppets.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Yeah, but do you guys have laws anymore? If there's no one who will prosecute, no one who will investigate, and no one who will judge, do you really?
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Seems legit
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Just a thought, but since Trump is decimating expenditures, maybe you should be keeping the revenue.
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
This is one of the best explanations of tariffs I've seen so far. It mathematically shows "dead weight loss" --a 'cost' to consumers that increases faster than any benefit to producers as tariffs increase. youtu.be/YDu-lkPGVc4
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The REAL Tariff Problem, Explained in 6 Minutes
YouTube video by Hamish Hodder
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Yes...more of this energy please
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Forrest Behr @forrestbehr.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Wait, just Americans? As a Canadian (and with all this '51st State' talk) I --out of an abundance of caution--have forwarded much of my email to HR@opm.gov. Surely my many "your Amazon package" alert emails attest to my productivity, and I hope we get to keep our country because of it. #doingmypart
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