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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 16h
In the style of a MGS guard: “Huh!? What was that noise?”
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Orson Welles on Videogames
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Totally makes sense, but also conversely: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yeah, my best runs tend to be very heavy on frost for sure…just hard sometimes to not accidentally end up without enough damage in the late game.
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
To be fair, I’ve only been hovering around A5 still but for the most part the above stands true.
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s simple…MORE ORB = BETTER
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Very cool that Shopify’s CEO thinks the poor should have far less of a vote than the rich. Still worth that ad read money, folks?
Shopify CEO Tobi Lutke says “good system.” In response to the following proposal: 

“Interesting... what about weighted voting proportional to the level of income tax you pay? (no income tax paid - O vote, $1-100k - 1 vote, $100-200k 2 votes and so on... cap it at 5 votes for $500k+. For those that constantly complain about the wealthy not paying tax/fair share they'd have nothing to worry about right? Why not reward representation of taxation and build a democracy around those that foot the bill?”
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
DISCOURSE - dashare.zone ADMIN
DISCOURSE ISNT REAL,,, JUST NOTCIED I SPELLED IT WRONG IN THE IMAGE SORRY , BUT U KNOW WHAT I MEANT HOPE FULLY, BECASE ITS STILL THE CLOSEST WORD TO WHAT I TYPED, SO U KNOW WHAT IT IS IM PRETTY SURE, THATS ONE OF THE GOOD THING'S ABOUT ENGLISH EVEN THOGH ITS A SHITTY LANGUAGE AND MADE UP OF DUTCH (WORST) AND GEMAN (SECOND WORST) AND A BUCH OF OTHER EUROPEAN CRAP ,AND ITS TOTALLY IRREGULAR AND YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THE WORD DRINK, ITS NOT "I HAD DRUNKEN THE BEER" ITS "I DRANK THE BEER" AND NOT "DRANKEN " I STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO COJUGATE ALL OF THE WORDS AND ITS MY OWN FUCKEN LANGUAGE SO , WHAT THE FUCK , BUT ITS REDUNDANT ENOUGH THAT IF U SPELL SOMETHING WRONG THEN EVERY ONE STILL KNOWS WHAT U MEAN , AND THEIRE NO REASON TO CORRECT THAT SHYT BECAUSE, IF U UNDERSTOOD IT, THEN ITS NOT SPELT WRONG, SO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE STEVEN HAWKING, ANY WAY "DISCURSE ISNT REAL, ANYONE CAN TYPE, NO ONE HAS TO REPLY " AND ITS A BAD ASSSSS SKELETEN WITH A HORSE THAT THE SKELTENS NOT EVEN SCARED OF, NO ONES SCARED IN THE GRAPHIC, A GREAT WORLD, FULLY UNDER CONTROL, FINALLY I CAN RELAX, I MEA NTHE SKELETIN CAN RELAX - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yeah, I like it in theory but the times you may wanna take it are sooooo situational. Tough to even compare to something like Neow’s Lament which wasn’t optimal but still didn’t have a drawback in and of itself if you weren’t gonna try to snipe elites with it. I’m thinking it’ll be changed.
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We’d be too powerful…
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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There Are No Good Brands
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Pshhh yeah, sure! Next you’ll say you can do all that while also just being your true self…and it’ll be okay!
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
3/4’s of ABBA
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in you phone.
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I found a new amazing Defect build in Slay the Spire 2! It’s called the “Get super lucky by getting the colorless card Jackpot from Neow and basically one shot everything for the entire run” build.
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Hamnet? The sophisticated AI that went live on August 29 1997, and simultaneously shipped hundreds of tons of salty cured pork products to every country in the world, triggering the Aporkalypse?
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If you see this, quote repost with a vampire who isn’t Dracula.
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The Family Man The Weather Man The Wicker Man (2006)
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
*Sigh* “Okay, so long story short.”
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
This and the recent interview with the FF devs being surprised about players being nostalgic for older graphics keep on reminding me of this Brian Eno quote:
Quote from Bryan Eno about the “ugly” parts of mediums being what become their signature.
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
“Friggin”
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
…and they are so wonderfully confident about being so stupid. It’s great.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Aphex Only-Child
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I agree with what you are saying, but I feel like more often than not, people asking for shorter games are specifically calling out obvious bloat (collectathons, large but empty open worlds, too much of already repetitive combat, etc…). One of those things where you know it when you see it (IMO).
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
democrats are going to be dealing with anti-trans hate until they either - nut the fuck up and defend these people from bigoted attacks - concede to every republican attack on the issue, inevitably leading to the total eradication of trans people from all public life literally the only 2 options
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
“There’s an old saying in Carim, I know it’s in Astora, probably in Carim, that says ring a bell once…shame on, shame on you…ring a bell, can’t ring a bell again.”
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Did it at least have the taste and texture of banana flavored taffy?
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Gotta love that RSD baybeeeee!
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Senplus @senplus.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Skellies, rise together and shout to the heavens,"Don't Give Up!" And Fuck Cancer.
A tattoo of the DGUS podcast logo. In eternal tribute of Jeremy Greer.
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Strange Mercy…mmmhm
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a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer
Alt: Antonio Banderas sees something on a computer that is satisfying and leans back in enjoyment.
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
When in Dignity City!
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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a cartoon woman is laying on the floor with her mouth open and her eyes closed .
Alt: a cartoon woman raises her hand to her forehead, faints and then falls to the floor.
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Crypt Echo @corinnabechko.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Folks, remember
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The lightning will NOT strike. It is NOT hubris to feel good. The hyper-vigilance can sit this one out…
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
…a lot of that was the sense of humor. Like, these were the hip, cool kids, roasting who needed to be roasted, even if I didn’t fully understand who was being roasted and why.
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Even after going deep in on the whole industrial music thang (never left tho), Ministry still always felt on a different level. More unhinged, dangerous, but also still…catchy?
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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a man wearing a top hat and sunglasses stands in front of a window
Alt: The camera pans up to show the villanous character Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
It really is a beautiful thing. Folks putting their everything on the line for the love of it. So fun to boo the baddies and cheer the goodies and feel the feedback loop of it all live.
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
When in Rome!
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
*Cries in Texan*
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I am the son and heir oooooofff being quite despicable.
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Everything is made up! You still have to follow a lot of shitty rules to take part in a capitalist society, but you don’t have to actually convince yourself into believing them.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The evolutions of Cure, both band and spell
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Former Ham @formertim.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
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