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Former Grand Nagus Zek

@formernagus.bsky.social
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Former Grand Nagus, husband of Ishka, stepfather to Quark and Rom, father of Krax.

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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Nothing like this has ever happened before!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
How is such a thing possible! We've never had a theft like this ever before! What changed!?
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@grandnagusrom.bsky.social Rom! What in the Profits is going on!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
INCONCEIVABLE!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Tube grub!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
*hops onto his personal shuttle to see if he can meet these Ordol-Benar he's been hearing so much about!*
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
youtu.be/sUx4kKPXK1M?...
youtu.be
Copacabana (At the Copa) (Long Version)
YouTube video by Barry Manilow - Topic
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Remember it!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Neither do I! He's a moron!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Yes, on that we agree...
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Yes, I agree!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
*cackles at her*
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Don't push yours!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I wasn't talking to you! Weakling!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
He will! You're not *that* strong! *he shouted after her, then turned to look around for the other one* Where did the fake news go?
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
He only let you sit him down last time! This time he'll make beetle snuff out of you if I tell him too!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
M-Maihar’du! *a strong hand fell upon her shoulder while another hand yanked him out of her grasp*
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
You heard me! Maihar’du could take you! After he's done with Debrune...
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I'm not talking about you and he still could anyway, you bitch!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Maihar'du will beat you to a pulp for me! You imaginary tube grub!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
No! You're hallucinating them! I'm really here!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Yes...but are you...are you really...?
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Why? Because I was being a good judge of character?
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Why would I want to do that!? You have small lobes!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Because you love me...
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Prove it...
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
If she's the smartest, you need to get out more, my boy...but I will say she's definitely smarter than my idiot son!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Are you?
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Are you sure about that...?
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I don't know, was I close...?
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I know I can!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Oh I believe you won't willingly let that happen, its what your impulsive behavior might cause that I'm worried about...
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I'm not arrogant! How can I be when I'm this old! And I warn you, someday if you keep acting like this, you will lose her and everything, but not before you drag her her down with you!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
You don't have horns! And be careful, this arrogance you have will someday be your undoing and everything you love will be gone! If you actually do love anything at all...
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Well, I wouldn't say that...I'm pretty sure I could outsmart her if I was younger and still had all my marbles!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Yes! So be afraid, you she-devil!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I could! I was quite a strategic genius when I was younger...
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I don't know, confusing you!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
🥳
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
No taken, although she doesn't really have lobes like us...unless they're in a different place...
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
🤑
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Mmmhmm...
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I'm watching you both...so you better be careful...
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
If she's with you mostly that means her loyalty is to you first and my son-in-law and Ferenginar second! So I'll be keeping an eye on you both...One false move....
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
That's good to know, my son still hasn't gotten over being disgraced and losing his job as First Clerk to your wife...What a disgraced!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
No, but if has betrayed Rom and Ferenginar for your scrawny butt, then maybe I should!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Thank you, my boy, you've always been so kind to me and everyone, except for that one time you trying to murder your brother with my idiot son!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Yes, well you seduced me with your feminine wiles! I'm wiser now....and I know you're up to no good!
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Its nice to see you Rom and you too Quark...
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Former Grand Nagus Zek @formernagus.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Rule of Acquisition 74: "Knowledge equals profit."
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