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American Guy Next Door

@formerlyknownasus.bsky.social
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Seasonal fruit picker @ $4/hr supplemented by Soros-paid gigs pretending I'm angry about Trump, Musk, the GOP, & the Supreme Court shredding the Constitution, humanity, America, and the world.

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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's vocabulary lesson: "Aposematism" If someone has a pro-Trump anything, then you know they are morons or evil. Avoid at all costs.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
March on October 17th. Vote in the midterms as soon as you can. Ignore any headlines that focus on stupid things Trump did - only pay attention to the headlines of his crimes. Talk to someone who is still in denial or sheltered to the point of ignorantly believing Trump isn't a treasonous piece of
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trump asks SCOTUS if avoiding this whole 'election thing' is unconstitutional. All United States' journalists, judges, and politicians are unsure, but ALL agree this completely unbiased Supreme Court will come up with a coherent interpretation. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/03/u...
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Trump Administration Asks Supreme Court to Allow Mail Voting Limits
The justices have been asked to weigh in again on the Trump administration’s efforts to restrict mail voting — this time on whether the plans violate the Constitution.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Trump's superior negotiating skills mean the economic sanctions are working well, as this headline clearly indicates. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/u...
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U.S. Launches Strikes in Iran Targeting IRGC
U.S. Central Command did not say precisely what it was trying to destroy in Iran, but it said the attacks were aimed at Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I finally treat Trump quotes the same way I treat a meth addict on the streets arguing with a lamp post. I don't care what is being said. I want to vote in November to get this insane senile criminal justice.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Trump is a treasonous POS worthy of the same respect, diet, and freedoms of the average North Korean citizen he so admires.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Vote for whomever. The ACTUAL leaders need to stop this information and ACTIVELY work to deprogram a bunch of idiots.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I would trust a pedo 34-count felon who sold America's secrets from his bathroom, bought his 3rd wife from his pedo trafficker, incited an insurrection against democracy, and repeatedly sued an adult woman he vaginaly-raped, to do what's best for America.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When Karoline Levitt, aka 'Bullsh!t Barbie' removed any Press for asking 'the wrong question', when Trump sic'ed Carson and the FCC on any "journalist" or company reporting NEWS, when TRUMP uses dog whistles to elicit death threats from his sadistic racist followers... F. U. to any WH "reporters"
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
By "criminals", they mean, Democrats, Constitutionalists, and other "enemies of the state" - you know - people who want to see these WH criminals punished for their crimes. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/13/u...
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Trump Gives Green Light to U.S. Companies to Aim Hacks at Cybercriminals
The practice would align the United States more closely with countries like China and Russia, where spy agencies have long relied on private-sector hackers to help with national security missions.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"A candidate (who isn't a convicted criminal) likes green apples, which must mean they will outlaw red apples." - F*€king Morons and Fox News.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This November, please choose the America you want: Option 1: A treasonous POS conman Or Option 2: A patriot who follows the Constitution and Declaration of Independence
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
She could make AG in 5 minutes... without needing to cover up child rape. I guess unless Republicans Senators actually PREFER r#pists at this point? Hard to tell.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My perception of what "centrist" currently means in America: Centrist = "War crimes? Treason? Emoluments violations? Election tampering? Child abuse? Suing the woman you raped? - all these are perfectly fine as long as I get my boondoggle money for my region. I will sell Democracy for a bribe."
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
After the guy giving a treasonous grifter absolute immunity from all laws finished hiding the videos of said guy assaulting kids, Republicans felt great about nominating him to be in charge of enforcing laws...for other people. You know: the brown poors. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/u...
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Blanche Gives G.O.P. Senators Written Assurances on Trump’s I.R.S. Deal
Todd Blanche’s confirmation as attorney general has been held up over concerns about a planned $1.8 billion fund for Trump allies and the president’s immunity from tax scrutiny.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Intelligent people don't outnumber the rest, but, thankfully, the "good" people ARE the vast majority. Once the good people realize they voted for a pedo felon assaulting grifting conman, things will change, BUT... TRUTH needs to be part of everyone's echo chamber from now on.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Seven states water systems attacked. Only the most elite MAGA were able to figure out, through Trump's blatant accusation, that Minnesota is solely to blame for all of these terrorist actions. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/01/u...
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Scope of Hacks on U.S. Water Supply Widens as Evidence Points to Iran
Michigan and Minnesota are among at least seven states coping with cyberattacks aimed at disrupting water systems nationwide.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nothing screams "EFFICIENCY!" like Republicans devoting extensive time and resources to ban an 85yr old from a job he already left.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Gemini states the "collision is accidental", but for the non-MAGA readers who understand science, please note that Gemini also stated the likelihood of a high-earth orbit rocket "accidentally" hitting the moon was nearly mathmatically ZERO bc (duh) "space is large and the moon is small and far away"
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Only MAGA are able to understand that dark skin makes you worthless, that Obama's tan suit caused us to go to war with Iran, that Biden was so sleepy he destroyed a nation beyond all repair. Breaking the law is genius as long as you are white and rich. Go give a Kushner your money. You're brilliant.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Imagine if the treasonous Senators applied such dilligence in finding guilt for insurrection, Epstein, war crimes, emolument violations, or even LYING UNDER OATH TO THEM. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/27/u...
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Fauci, in Private Diary, Reflected on Covid’s Origins and His Own Fame
Diary entries, released by a Republican senator, have reignited a furious debate over whether Covid-19 leaked from a lab.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Imagine ICE hunting down every redhead in America and it would be less idiotic than the reality we are allowing to occur. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/u...
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ICE Arrests Surge at Airports, Opening New Front in Deportation Drive
Federal agents are arresting spouses of Americans, tech workers and others whose visas have expired, including many who have active applications to stay in the country.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
These "both sides" headlines are our problem. Biden didn't label 1 of America's 2 political parties as terrorists. Obama didn't run for a 3rd term or promise "you won't need to vote". GW Bush didn't grift, extort, and receive billions in bribes. Clinton wasn't a felon www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/m...
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Voters Think All Politicians Are a Little Corrupt, but Trump Might Be Pushing It
There’s a difference between ordinary influence peddling and the first family’s outright self-enrichment.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Trump at market open: "I love the Hootis, they are so dumb. I got them to sign a peace deal and they didnt even realize it." [Markets skyrocket.] Trump after market close: "I'm gonna totally war crime and genocide the dumb Hooti and the blowfish. [Markets crash.] MAGA, FOX, & Republicans: "Genius!"
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hegseth turns table on Democrats, who ARE in charge, obviously. Any idiot knows the Democrats control all branches of government and BIDEN got us into this forever war with Iran. www.foxnews.com/politics/heg...
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Hegseth turns tables on Dems as sparks fly during hearing clash: 'I put this on you'
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth clashed with Democratic senators over the US Iran war strategy, accusing them of failing to fund troops over partisan politics.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We doubled the budget of the military in 2 years because Republicans are efficient. NOT funding us is the greatest threat to America and has nothing to do with the Iran quagmire Trump got us into. All the money is for sexual enhancement procedures for soldiers."
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trump says his $400million bribe from Qatar needs more testostetorone and some bleach injected into its skin. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/19/u...
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Trump Says New Air Force One Will Be Taken Out of Service to Be ‘Maxed Out’
The Qatari-donated plane has been under scrutiny over whether it is fitted with sufficient defensive capabilities to adequately protect a U.S. president and others traveling on it.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm optimistic. 100 million Americans will #VOTE in November for JUSTICE & the CONSTITUTION & DEMOCRACY. If WE THE PEOPLE are denied this right, we WILL get EXTREMELY VIOLENT... ...& Keep America, America.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trump to Americans: F*€k your 1st amendment. F*€k your Constitution. F*€k your "Rights". F*€k your judges and laws. F*€k your Democratic party - they are all terrorists and Communists. Republican Senators: "We agree 100% and LOVE allowing your treason to occur!" www.forbes.com/sites/siladi...
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Trump Threatens ABC And NBC Broadcast Licenses For Snubbing His Speech
The president claimed without evidence that the networks and others in the media were “engaged in a plot” and want to “continue this fraud.”
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I recall that time Jesse Watters suggested on-air that someone should bomb the UN Building in NY, & he didn't get fired for that. Now he warns women of the assault they will soon get from Kegsbreath's army. Better them than Trump I guess? 🤷‍♂️ The army won't sue u after they r@pe u - they just fire u.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
While NOT watching a senile criminal commit more treason, let's review some of his prior treason: *Demand Georgia "find" 11k votes *Incite and encourage an insurrection against the US *Sell topsecret USgovt files from his maralago bathroom *Deploys US military on US soil against US Citizens
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Per Mike Johnson: Capitalism = Trump (AS FED GOVT) extorting companies, arbitarily adding tariffs(taxes), taking over % of said companies, prosecuting companies that disagrees with him. Communism = disagreeing with a war criminal rapist grifting POS who is trashing the Constitution and all laws.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Payment finalizes confirmation of guilt. For those unaware, the judge in this case explicitly notated that Trump vaginally raped Carroll, so there was no misunderstanding about the "adjudication" result. Trump is a 34xfelon, a treasonous insurrectionist, and a rapist. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/14/n...
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E. Jean Carroll Receives $5.6 Million Payment From Trump in Civil Case
A federal jury found President Trump liable for sexually assaulting and defaming Ms. Carroll. He exhausted his appeals last month, prompting a judge to order that the money be paid.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Headline: Trump fires all gynocologists and replaces them with Felony Sexual Predators. Republicans high-five and praise Jesus. Mike Johnson says a pray thanking Trump for being a good and merciful God. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/10/c...
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Trump Administration Taps Climate Science Critic to Oversee Flagship Report
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sunday, July 5th: CBS Sunday Morning with Jane Pauley "How woke antifa communists have impacted YOUR community." CBS 60 Minutes "Tonight we spend 20 minutes discussing whether Trump's anal glands smell like Jasmine or Roses."
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The unified messaging from Republicans seems to be: "if you vote for a Democrat in the midterms, they will begin holding criminals accountable for their crimes." So... go vote.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
When Trump is found guilty of Treason, I want a team to calculate how much this cost and make sure Trump's illegal horde pays for this. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/02/u...
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F.B.I. Assigns Scores of Analysts to Examine Election Records in Georgia
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Child trafficking ring raided by the feds. "As young as 14yrs old" so the Feds knew the kids were too old for Trump & safe to prosecute the traffickers since they wouldn't be tied to Trump & Epstein. Child trafficking is legal as long as Trump is involved per SCOTUS. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/01/u...
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Nine Arrested in Federal Crackdown on L.A.’s Sex-Trafficking Corridor
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
For July 4th, to celebrate America, a treasonous war criminal is going to wrap himself in a gold blanket given to him by a foreign nation as a bribe against American interests.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Apparently Jack Kimble thinks ALL human babies are born male and at some point half turn female - no wonder the GOP is up-in-arms against transgendered people - they think ALL women are transgendered. /s Just wait till they learn about seahorses. They'll start a war against the "devils of the sea"
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
As increased fearmongering and misinformation about "socialism" occur, take solace realizing that 80% of police and fire, and a majority of US military are Republicans who HATE "socialism" despite their entire world being 100% dependent on "brotherhood", unions, safetynets, and lifelong healthcare.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Trump's Family core annual welfare/emoluments set to double from $5Billion in 2026 to $10Billion in 2027. America's King is 50 times more expensive than Britain's.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I wonder if a Federal Employee stating publicly that they plan to stop all Republican votes would be considered treason... because it should be. Regardless of party. Sooo...
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If you're having a bad day or your business isn't doing well, just realize that you or your business made $5billion dollars more last year than SpaceX. If you rec'd $15billion in welfare and lost only $5Billion of it, you would be worth a Trillion bucks - but only if you are as smart as a Nazi POS.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
69% of Americans also said water is wet. The other 31% watch Fox News. Marco Rubio: "Water isn't wet unless Trump says it is." Mike Johnson: "I haven't heard of water, so I don't have a comment on it." Trump 3am tweet: "Anyone saying 'water is wet' is a Communist Dumocrat Terrorist."
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I am glad MoveOn exists, but the past year of their communications have all effectively been: "Would you sign a petition to prevent Trump from wearing a TAN suit while he bombs random fishermen and marooned sailors, kidnaps Americans he dislikes, and steals Billion$ violating the emoluments clause?"
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My memory isn't great, so I'm glad @covie93.bsky.social helps me remember things like this. Also, Jesse Watters joked about bombing some United Nations bldgs on Fox and kept HIS job, but when some other "journalists" from other stations accurately quoted Charlie Kirk they were fired.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If Republican Senators haven't impeached Trump prior to November's midterm elections, then they will be demonstrably guilty of every war crime, treasonous act, and impeachable offense committed by this criminal regime. I will never forgive them for their treason to my country and the world. #VOTE
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
As a bunch of racist idiots who are bad at math and reality get set to embark and invest their few measley $$ to prop up a Trillion $ capital injection ponzi scheme into the US Banking system through SpaceX, its good to see things like the below making good trouble... www.wired.com/story/massiv...
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Massive Effigy of Elon Musk Raised Over Times Square to Protest Grok
Activists raised a 40-foot-tall inflatable Elon Musk in Manhattan to draw attention to the risk he allegedly poses to investors.
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American Guy Next Door @formerlyknownasus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just a friendly reminder to go sell all your stocks from companies actually making things and earning money so you can go support a Nazi Ponzi scheme promising 1 million white people on Mars in one year. There's a bridge on Mars too. You can own it for the low, low price of...
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