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Formerflyman.

@formerflyman.bsky.social
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Left-leaning Limey, living in Limeyland.

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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Early Mark Rothko interpretation. Yeast extract on toast, circa breakfast time.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is the band of The Coldstream Guards. They are identifiable by the red plumes on the right side of their bearskins, and by their buttons being grouped in pairs. They are one of the seven regiment of the household division, who's primary role has for centuries been to protect the monarch.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Problem: You don't bring me flowers. Solution: Supermarket Flowers.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Oh, God!! 😬
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
youtu.be/Bw9gLjEGJrw?...
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Crosby, Stills & Nash - Southern Cross
YouTube video by B3R3Z1N4
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Blade Runner Crying
ALT: Blade Runner Crying
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Has the pedo president fallen asleep yet?
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I recall the elders talking of this phenomenon. But I thought it was just a myth.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I think Pochettino did the right thing in not playing Balogun against Belgium. What's that you say? Oh! My mistake! 😉
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you love something, then, surely, that is your lane. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I beg to differ. For me there needs to be as simple a structure as possible, and less chat, so more questions. These days, University Challenge tops the pile. Was Fifteen To One back in its William G. Stewart days.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm also thinking Hill Top.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Kim Carnes gave the gold and platinum records she received for 'Bette Davis Eyes' to Bette Davis. Davis had them hung in her Hollywood home. 👌
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
For the first time in his life the dum(b) fuck ain't lying.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
🤦🏻 There is NO 'end'!
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Time to face reality; there is 'end'. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If you're thinking of giving him a name, Willard, after the central character in Apocalypse Now, would be perfect.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
French poster sent in error to the English cinema our father worked at. Was huge and filled the space between windows in our bedroom. My twin brother and I thought it was the coolest thing ever.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
That's Neil Kinnock's closing remarks from his Bridgend speech, given a couple of days before the 1983 general election. Tragedies such as this break ones heart and boil ones blood. So many missed opportunities to at least try and turn things around for Joan and Tracey.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Well, that's pretty much just dotting the i's and crossing the t's, isn't it? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I've heard Athanasius pulled the future Saint Nicholas off Arius, shouting "No, don't! Nick! Nick! Nick! No! No, don't! He ain't worth it, Nick!!! Oh, shit! Here comes the imperial guard. Leg it!!
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Smart move by her tail; keeping out of the fray.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Somebody needs to ask Kemi Badenoch what, exactly, is it she celebrating today.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I think this just means he's going to shit himself again. He's going to shit his pants in a massive and totally uncontrollable way. It's going to be a mess the likes of which nobody has ever seen before. The smell will be so bad that big strong men and the generals will have tears in their eyes.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Fountains Abbey.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
What is that thing the King is holding, or has on his lap; an airplane sick bag?
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Bella is a skilled pie maker, and likes to use the time while learning other culinary skills, to ensure her edge crimpers are in good working order.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Aaaand . . . PUSH!
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A big boy, big mad, means the trouble you're in is, well, far from inconsiderable.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Oh my . . ! Thoughts and prayers. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
What have you done? Or, what haven't you done?
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Mmmmm . . ! Carrots, shoe leather, and . . 🤔 . . stuff!
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
🫣 He is/He's. Please apply you see fit.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
OMG! Is parroting Boris Johnson?
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Well, if true, those who criticise him for having no medical training or experience will have to eat their words.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"It's Heaven, isn't it?"
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
🙏
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
You could, but it kinda doesn't matter. Because you're going to 'accidentally' snag a hole in the bag on something then walk it all round her living room carpet.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Well, in that case the only question left is does she get long-grain or short-grain?
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Thoughts and prayers.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Baked beans getting top billing for once! 👌🏼
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
🧐 Oh, I say! Nice work, you two.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Why the f**k would they? And who the f**k are 'they'?
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
🤦🏻‍♂️ "Only the best people."
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Done! Was more than worth it. 👌🏼
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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a man with a beard is holding a pair of binoculars in front of a trendzisst logo
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a pair of binoculars in front of a trendzisst logo
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The blasphemous image of Trump as Jesus is a potential off ramp for those of his followers who wish to distance themselves from him but, so far, somehow haven't found the courage. This is their chance to reduce the intensity of the stench of their complicity that will still stick with them forever.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I've been thinking about those cartoon murals at the Kent reception centre for unaccompanied child migrants, that the unfathomable cruel Robert Jenkins ordered to be painted over, and if they, or something similar, were ever reinstated after Labour took office. I hope so.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
His cabinet doesn't need his public outbursts and actions to know there's something wrong with him. While we, the public, can only imagine how much worse he must be in private meetings, where whatever filters he has are completely stripped away - they don't have to. They're in the room. They know.
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Formerflyman. @formerflyman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
🧐 Oh, I say . . !! Mr Conway, please allow this Limey to applaud your contextually perfect use of the Middle English. 👏👏👏👏
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