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Forgotten Prose @forgottenprose.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,786,087!
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Forgotten Prose @forgottenprose.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Super Antics #17

Shazam and Superman are in chains and have a contest to break free of them. They both break free but Shazam's chain breaks at one link and Superman's chain shatters like glass. 

Shazam: How do you do that?! Chains break at the weakest link. They don't shatter!
Superman: I understand your frustration. Here. I've written down the secret.
*hands folded paper to Shazam*
Note: Be Superman.
Shazam: A wise guy, eh?
Superman: Sorry. I'll rip it up.
*rips paper but instead of a clean tear it explodes into pieces*
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