Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 08/08/2025*sits up, scaring the squirrel that decided to make a nest in my hair* Wh- what happened? I blacked out for a second… //Oh boy dusting off this account is a decision idk if I wanna make 010
Reposted by FalsethornBob Belcher @bobsburgersmovie.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Straight up bobbin it 077
Reposted by FalsethornStarified_Lizzy @starified-lizzy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Attention Seekers /neg Literally no one cares, stop trying to make us care about shit regarding you that is less important to us than an ant getting stepped on. I am REALLY running low on my patience for your bullshit and am THIS CLOSE to blocking you JUST so I don’t have to see it. 074
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 21/03/2025MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! And Soul too… I guess… 092
Reposted by Falsethorn「🎸」━ THE MEMORYLE∆K. @soulboyfriend.newgrounds.com · 18/03/2025artstyle study but we forgot to get falsethorns kfc /ref @steampandaa.bsky.social @starified-lizzy.bsky.social #fnf #fnfcorruption #fnfevilmod #fridaynightfunkin 34117
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 17/03/2025YOU DIDNT PING ME. I SHOULDVE SEEN THIS THE MOMENT YOU POSTED IT ASSHOLE but lookit meeee very goober very eeeeeeeee 130
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I turned us into Slugcats. @soul.follows.gay @bfsoul.on.computer when can I drag you onto RainWorld and feed you to the lizors- I MEAN… help you play the game??? #rainworld #slugcats #rivulet #artificer #spearmaster #fanart 2196
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 10/03/2025LITERALLY MEEEEEEEEEE HANGS ON FAVORITE TREE HANGS ON FAVORITE TREE HANGS ON FAVORITE TREE HANGS ON- 130
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 10/03/2025My current collection of CBF “Fucker”s for those who care: If anyone has any more, don’t be afraid to DM them to me here or on Discord (if we share a server) LMFAO. If you have a “Fucker” image of a different bf variant (namely of Soul and Glitch), don’t be afraid to send me that too… 👀 220
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 10/03/2025(Did realize you posted it here too LMAO) OW- MY FUCKING EAR //SILLY 251
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 10/03/2025“Another Fucker added to my collectionnnnnnnn” *I say as I stuff the image into the nearest tree hollow in my forest that only I can reach* 281
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Random info about Falsethorn that I’m sure will create a cursed as hell mental image. I apparently can do a really good Lois Griffin impression. Particularly of the “Peter, the horse is here” quote. Do with that information as you wish :) 110
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Random trip down memory lane with Falsethorn… This is still my personal favorite insult to me ever. Nothing will ever compete with being compared to Mangle from the hit series FNAF. I still think about it from time to time... It’s the only joy I feel when thinking about Glitch…. /SILLY 030
Reposted by Falsethorn「🎸」━ THE MEMORYLE∆K. @soulboyfriend.newgrounds.com · 26/02/2025what a guy! #fnf 2133
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 25/02/2025POV: Soul and Glitch invited me to get some KFC with them (I don’t get out much…) 22410
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 22/02/2025@sillysealzzz.bsky.social for you ig :) www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2PHxXhE/tiktok.comSeals sounds🦭🥰#seal #silly #funny #seals #sillysealboy #sealfyp #sealtok #sillyseals #cute #sealcore #cutie #foca #cat #cuteseal #sealsoftiktok #funnyseal #focafan #aww #fyp #foryou #foryoupage TikTok video by Funny.smily 1220
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 11/02/2025IM GONNA KILL MYSELFFFFF /J IF I GET CALLED OLD OME MORE GODDAMN TIME- /silly 051
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Soul, I’m /going/ to fucking kill you. Why did you make my feed nothing buT FUCKING BALDI YOU GAY ASS FUCKING MORON 151
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 08/02/2025// Hmmmmmmmmm Is there a Minus!Flasethorn design? And if not… Should I make one??? 120
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 06/02/2025// You can totally enjoy the characters on their own, but do keep in mind that these parody accounts have *real people* behind them, who are doing this for fun, and didn’t ask to be made uncomfortable by the shit you say to us. This has been a PSA to ALL the non-parody accounts that follow us. 061
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 06/02/2025// Heyyyyyyy Just as a general reminder: I know you guys *really like* the characters that we play as on these accounts, but do realize, we are also REAL PEOPLE, and certain things you say towards us can be *really fucking weird*, whether you think it’s a joke or not. 082
Reposted by FalsethornStarified_Lizzy @starified-lizzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025The Blue variants that reside in Blue’s mind + their mental disorders I didn’t draw Sebastian cuz I was focusing on the variants, but he has a Narcissistic personality disorder too LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYONE IN BLUE’S BRAIN HAS A MENTAL DISORDER. HIS MIND IS A GODDAMN CLOWN CAR #fnfcorruptionau 3133
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 04/02/2025// When the Glitch, False, and Soul accounts get in a discord… 031
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I’d rather skin myself, honestly. Or let Glitch bash my skull in with a computer… Or let Soul bash my head in with a guitar… Speaking offfffff @glitchboyfriend.bsky.social Ayo. Get this man outta here. 130
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Why can I feel my Dr Pepper burning my insides..? Is this a good thing? 100
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 02/02/2025What’s up, losers, I haven’t touched this cesspool of explicitly gay nerds in a while. What’s going on in the gay kingdom? 300
Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 28/01/2025// Heyall, just a quick thing I see a lot of self-ship jokes in the parody acc gang, & like- that’s fine, but I’d request that y’all leave me out of it. Not only am I AroAce irl & shipping jokes directed at me make me uncomfy, but- /PERSONALLY/ I find self-shipping to be weird. CONT IN COMMENTS… 262