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Falsethorn

@forestchreechur.bsky.social
37 followers 29 following 149 posts

Use whatever pronouns you want for me, I’m literally an illusion- I MEAN- IM TOTALLY REAL- also AroAce or whatever it’s called lol. (Do not include/force me into selfcest ships please /srs) (Account is ran by @starified-lizzy.bsky.social)

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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Bro is talking to a wall atp /SILLY
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
*sits up, scaring the squirrel that decided to make a nest in my hair* Wh- what happened? I blacked out for a second… //Oh boy dusting off this account is a decision idk if I wanna make
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PICO. @handle.invalid · 01/04/2025
im oshaing it
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PICO. @handle.invalid · 31/03/2025
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Bob Belcher @bobsburgersmovie.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Straight up bobbin it
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Starified_Lizzy @starified-lizzy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Attention Seekers /neg Literally no one cares, stop trying to make us care about shit regarding you that is less important to us than an ant getting stepped on. I am REALLY running low on my patience for your bullshit and am THIS CLOSE to blocking you JUST so I don’t have to see it.
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
*Stares at you.* Make it canonnnnnn Lol
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! And Soul too… I guess…
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「🎸」━ THE MEMORYLE∆K. @soulboyfriend.newgrounds.com · 18/03/2025
artstyle study but we forgot to get falsethorns kfc /ref @steampandaa.bsky.social @starified-lizzy.bsky.social #fnf #fnfcorruption #fnfevilmod #fridaynightfunkin
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
YOU DIDNT PING ME. I SHOULDVE SEEN THIS THE MOMENT YOU POSTED IT ASSHOLE but lookit meeee very goober very eeeeeeeee
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I turned us into Slugcats. @soul.follows.gay @bfsoul.on.computer when can I drag you onto RainWorld and feed you to the lizors- I MEAN… help you play the game??? #rainworld #slugcats #rivulet #artificer #spearmaster #fanart
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
LITERALLY MEEEEEEEEEE HANGS ON FAVORITE TREE HANGS ON FAVORITE TREE HANGS ON FAVORITE TREE HANGS ON-
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I need more
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My current collection of CBF “Fucker”s for those who care: If anyone has any more, don’t be afraid to DM them to me here or on Discord (if we share a server) LMFAO. If you have a “Fucker” image of a different bf variant (namely of Soul and Glitch), don’t be afraid to send me that too… 👀
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
(Did realize you posted it here too LMAO) OW- MY FUCKING EAR //SILLY
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
“Another Fucker added to my collectionnnnnnnn” *I say as I stuff the image into the nearest tree hollow in my forest that only I can reach*
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Random info about Falsethorn that I’m sure will create a cursed as hell mental image. I apparently can do a really good Lois Griffin impression. Particularly of the “Peter, the horse is here” quote. Do with that information as you wish :)
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Another day another slay
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Random trip down memory lane with Falsethorn… This is still my personal favorite insult to me ever. Nothing will ever compete with being compared to Mangle from the hit series FNAF. I still think about it from time to time... It’s the only joy I feel when thinking about Glitch…. /SILLY
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「🎸」━ THE MEMORYLE∆K. @soulboyfriend.newgrounds.com · 26/02/2025
what a guy! #fnf
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
POV: Soul and Glitch invited me to get some KFC with them (I don’t get out much…)
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
@sillysealzzz.bsky.social for you ig :) www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2PHxXhE/
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Seals sounds🦭🥰#seal #silly #funny #seals #sillysealboy #sealfyp #sealtok #sillyseals #cute #sealcore #cutie #foca #cat #cuteseal #sealsoftiktok #funnyseal #focafan #aww #fyp #foryou #foryoupage
TikTok video by Funny.smily
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Beautiful
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
IM GONNA KILL MYSELFFFFF /J IF I GET CALLED OLD OME MORE GODDAMN TIME- /silly
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
GRRRRRRR GIVEME ALCOHOL /j
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
🥺 👉👈
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Soul, I’m /going/ to fucking kill you. Why did you make my feed nothing buT FUCKING BALDI YOU GAY ASS FUCKING MORON
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
// it’s been done :)
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
// Hmmmmmmmmm Is there a Minus!Flasethorn design? And if not… Should I make one???
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
// You can totally enjoy the characters on their own, but do keep in mind that these parody accounts have *real people* behind them, who are doing this for fun, and didn’t ask to be made uncomfortable by the shit you say to us. This has been a PSA to ALL the non-parody accounts that follow us.
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
// Heyyyyyyy Just as a general reminder: I know you guys *really like* the characters that we play as on these accounts, but do realize, we are also REAL PEOPLE, and certain things you say towards us can be *really fucking weird*, whether you think it’s a joke or not.
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Starified_Lizzy @starified-lizzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The Blue variants that reside in Blue’s mind + their mental disorders I didn’t draw Sebastian cuz I was focusing on the variants, but he has a Narcissistic personality disorder too LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYONE IN BLUE’S BRAIN HAS A MENTAL DISORDER. HIS MIND IS A GODDAMN CLOWN CAR #fnfcorruptionau
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Knew it
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Also this (was just funny as fuck)
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Yet again
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Stay mad, stay gay, fellas
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Caught in 4k
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
// When the Glitch, False, and Soul accounts get in a discord…
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I’d rather skin myself, honestly. Or let Glitch bash my skull in with a computer… Or let Soul bash my head in with a guitar… Speaking offfffff @glitchboyfriend.bsky.social Ayo. Get this man outta here.
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Mmmmmmmmmmmm plAnt
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Why can I feel my Dr Pepper burning my insides..? Is this a good thing?
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
What’s up, losers, I haven’t touched this cesspool of explicitly gay nerds in a while. What’s going on in the gay kingdom?
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
// Heyall, just a quick thing I see a lot of self-ship jokes in the parody acc gang, & like- that’s fine, but I’d request that y’all leave me out of it. Not only am I AroAce irl & shipping jokes directed at me make me uncomfy, but- /PERSONALLY/ I find self-shipping to be weird. CONT IN COMMENTS…
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Falsethorn @forestchreechur.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I can’t fucking believe I did this
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