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Matt Foreman

@foremantaxlaw.com
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Tax lawyer, sports fan, podcasting @howtaxworks.bsky.social. I accept bobbleheads as payment. Not legal advice; views are mine, not my employer's. Retired Best Buy salesman. He/him.

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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 19h
Also, how many AFL articles are you planning on writing?
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 21h
He’d be better as a third person who chipped in occasionally, or also not on tv at all
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 22h
I tell AI that it’s wrong and it backs down so quickly. Kinda sad.
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
Car doesn’t rhyme with hah.
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
Eastern Massachusetts has the worst accent. The 18th century had to be awful on the ears.
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
People who watch dumbass social media videos on speaker in public spaces…
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Ryan Stiles: Fuck You, Fuck Off on Whose Line
ALT: Ryan Stiles: Fuck You, Fuck Off on Whose Line
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
I mean, that’s what the crime data says. Safer than every city in Texas of 250k or more too.
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
Yeah but they’re in nyc, so that’s a win for them
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
No
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
Also Knicks in five.
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Jalen Brunson's Iconic Wave
ALT: Jalen Brunson's Iconic Wave
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
I mean, crime is down, we have clock to cancel, and potholes are getting filled faster than ever before. So, okay, I guess?
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
I’m not sure what you’re asking.
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Omri Marian @omrimarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excellent excerpt from Michael Lewis's upcoming book about how DOGE wrecked the IRS.
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‘Elon is my prophet’: how Musk’s Doge team took a wrecking ball to Washington
When the new ‘department of government efficiency’ sent young techies to disrupt federal agencies, not everyone complied. Here’s what happened when one worker fought to protect immigrant data
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
Zero analysis; zero value;bro-tastic hottakes. Nah.
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
[Seinfeld_thats_a_shame.gif] Dave Portnoy, Barstool Sports are off Fox’s ‘Big Noon Kickoff’: Sources www.nytimes.com/athletic/765...
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Dave Portnoy, Barstool Sports are off Fox’s ‘Big Noon Kickoff’: Sources (Gift Article)
Portnoy and fellow top Barstool personalities like Dan "Big Cat" Katz have been part of Fox's college football program since 2025.
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
I don’t think many people like Christmas. I think people like MusicToysParties Christmas.
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
Oh ffs
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
I remember checking the next day to see if there was another, just in case.
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
I think about this a lot
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 03/10/2026
Can I expect you to stop, hammer time?
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 02/10/2026
It’s not hard at all
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 02/10/2026
Solid mail day
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 02/10/2026
Not bad sewing for doing it while on a call (ignore the single diagonal one).
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 01/10/2026
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Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
ALT: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 01/10/2026
I post only the dumbest of takes
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 01/10/2026
So you agree?
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 01/10/2026
I feel like there’s a lot of context that I’m missing
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 01/10/2026
Tweet was deleted?
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 01/10/2026
I was talking about the SNL musical guest
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 30/09/2026
Writing is more important than we think
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 28/09/2026
I assume that I always make mistakes
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 28/09/2026
Just @ me next time
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 28/09/2026
In episode 62 or @howtaxworks.bsky.social, I discuss what happens to tax lawyers when they are on vacation and hear someone discuss the tax benefits of forming a LLC. Listen here:
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 28/09/2026
Hi @keithlaw.bsky.social , am I correct to assume you’ll release your NL ROY vote when the results are announced?
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 28/09/2026
I’m aware of this song and you’re missing nothing. It’s awful and the people who are going nuts over it have never listened to Lead Belly, Eric B. & Raskin, and/or Joe Satriani.
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 27/09/2026
It’s brown. His dad liked the sound better. Just… strange
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 27/09/2026
Look up his dad’s last name
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 27/09/2026
I’m a fan of a polite nod in passing
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 27/09/2026
“Someone had a large M-3 adjustment.”
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 27/09/2026
Do they lay down at night and think, “I bet they love my artistry”?
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 27/09/2026
People… listen to this? Who aren’t being tortured?
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 27/09/2026
Generally
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 27/09/2026
Beethoven really had some bangers
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 26/09/2026
That’s because you hate all my favorite sports teams. Or should I have made the mom’s basement joke?
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 26/09/2026
Carson Benge!
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 26/09/2026
Last night in Flatiron, Manhattan
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 26/09/2026
Knicks in five
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 25/09/2026
Maybe you should bake a cake for the judge.
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 25/09/2026
I have thoughts on this
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Matt Foreman @foremantaxlaw.com · 25/09/2026
You need more tacos
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