Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 1hIf it was my sole criterion, absolutely. :) But even I'm not (quite) impetuous enough (usually) to write off a nation because the buses disagreed with me one Thursday morning. There are other more significant societal choices on which Ireland and I will have to respectfully disagree. 000
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 2hTwo things learned: 1. Ireland is full of lovely people (some in particular ♥). 2. Man, I'm so glad I don't live there. (I say after walking three miles between the nation's two largest transit hubs because of inadequate bus links between them.) 230
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 6hIt's a good question, especially since I do dry out if I don't pay conscious attention to drinking lots, but in this case I think it's more to do with not looking after my sitting posture enough. 010
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 8hargh goddammit those "waking at 3 am because I moved wrong and a chronically cramping muscle stabbed me in the back" blues 120
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 12h[A nearby Flock camera droops its nose and releases a wisp of magic smoke] 030
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 12hWhile I don't know you as well as I'd like to, I do have a strong feeling that you'd be one of the least distressing people to have sit me down, stick a lollipop in my maw and then ask me to explain exactly what happened to next door's cat. 010
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 17hI'll suck your cock for immunity, it's murder trying to get a COVID jab round here! 000
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 22hWith the additional convenience that, if anyone pesters you, you have just what you need to punch-dagger them through the eyeball and then glue the hole shut again. 020
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I've seen some outrage going around about this. The sentiments do indeed suck but, come on folks, some very trivial digging reveals that this is AI slop churned out by an undergrad. It is not the harbinger of the apocalypse. Let it vanish from your mind. 041
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026You should try Inbox Zero! My inbox is always ruthlessly at zero emails. Well, as a trivial technicality, 0 + gε emails, where ε ∈ ℕ (upper bound yet to be identified) and g is the guilt coefficient. 100
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Lying awake in the night with the window open, listening to a big' ol rainy sou-wester blowing in. One of my favourite sounds in the world. 070
Reposted by FootpadInky/Burr @inkaburr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I think you like planes right @footpad.bsky.social? :0 182
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026OMG yes just like that, although maybe that's a little flattering compared to my actual levels of aviation competence. :D ❤️❤️ 030
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The notion of a decentralised medium of exchange is a beautiful one, and I love Bitcoin as an idea and an experiment, but I find it extraordinarily technologically, economically and pragmatically over-optimistic to assume that it can ever scale to become the world's predominant financial instrument. 120
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My main reaction to that is a flash of insight into where the monotremes got their name. 240
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026aaaa found it! More general than just furry, but definitely covers the question of what it'd take to set up a furry payment processor. @v-art.co.uk here's the skinny, and tl;dr it would be absolute agony. voidfox.com/blog/payment...voidfox.comPayment Processor Fun 2025 -- Making Your Own MSP 131
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Was it you who posted a really good analysis of the problems involved in setting up a furry payment processor? I read one, oh, a year or two back?, and now I can't find it again. 100
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'm not entirely sure whether I count as "realistic"? — my pelt colours emerged as a kind of artistic consensus rather than being informed by actual canid coat colour genetics... 110
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026All that hardware seems unnecessarily complicated when you could ask an AI to reproduce Miles Davis's original but in a cleaner and higher-fidelity form. 230
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It's titillating to wonder if Stephen Hawking ever wanted to lick a wolf all over. 130
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'd been flirty-chatting in a RP-ish way with a cute jackal on Telegram. Then I plugged my phone into my sister's car, which promptly text-to-speeched the next two messages on the car speakers: "Good boyyy" "Imma lick you all over" Sister hasn't stopped cackling yet. But I think I got off lightly! 2120
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I tend to think of myself as having a fairly "type B personality" attitude to time, but I do notice when my sister plans to leave at 8 AM but starts running a bath at 7:50. 020
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ahh yeah, round here we're in a more secular society (and one where the religious mainstream isn't being taken over by overt heresy) so "moral" and "ethical" haven't diverged so much in meaning. 000
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Well, yeah. Not exacerbating wrongdoing is kind of a given. 000
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It means I don't assume being friends with Gill would mean making the world a worse place, although in that particular case the moral hazards do seem to run a little deeper than hanging out with someone who's posted an unpopular opinion on YouTube. 020
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026One of the most destructive fallacies of the purity crowd is that it's immoral to associate with a person who's done immoral things. Which is bullshit. It can just as well be the opposite. 430
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What an absolutely extraordinary creature! It's beautiful! 010
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Boi good. Brain bad. Chase tennis ball. Roll in grass. Sneeze. Pant. Sniff things then pee on them. It'll be okay. Or it won't but it'll have pee on it. Good luck. We're all gonna need it. 010
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I love and admire the fact that you draw a ridiculous amount of wildly weird and wacky pornography, but — and I'm as surprised as anybody to find myself saying this — it's your SFW pieces that I'm often most drawn to as having something really charming and sweet about them. 1170
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Someone just made certain observations on my personality and mind which, while very pleasant to listen to in their own right, leave me seriously perturbed that I might be in significant danger of passing the Harkness test. 050
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As an impartial self-reflection, without condemning or condoning, it's remarkable how much of my initial emotional reaction to this scenario is, "Thank f***, I probably won't be around to see it." Next step: sublimate that into calm compassionate action, so maybe the next generation won't either. 000
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I had someone actually swear at me the other day because I wasn't aware of, let alone interested in, allegations against a specific influencer on Instagram. I'm not even on Instagram myself! 010
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Goddamn. On the one hand, you can make a utilitarian case for killing almost anybody, and the entire line of argument is therefore a catastrophic moral hazard to be avoided at all costs; on the other hand, fuck those people in particular. 000
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm imagining you as the kind of person who'd secretly welcome being exiled to the Falklands with a hut, a woodstove and a mechanical typewriter... 130
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026*Bi*-lal kaïfa? Well, he did traditionally focus on (ahem) "riding" drunk men, per se, but mores have changed since then and I'm sure he's open to embracing both a wider dating pool and a more progressive approach. 110
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'd seek out someone like you and stare at them pointedly until they got the hint. 030
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Front: I'm into sailplanes, so I get strapped in in front of him. (Hypothetically. One of my regular instructors was there so I got him instead, but I like the regular instructor very much so I had no complaints about that.) 020
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026oh god DAMN Yeah, I've been going through quite a bit of that recently. Too many years on SSRIs didn't help, but also I was just too maladjusted during the times of my life when most people get most of their bonking done. 110
Footpad @footpad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Blessed be the Bahkauv and His water. Blessed be the coming and going of him... but especially the former. 130