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FoolWearsBlack

@foolwearsblack.bsky.social
6.2K followers 5.5K following 3.7K posts

Twitter X escapee. Avid reader of tall tales and short stories. Horror/comedy/classic movie fan.Trying to find a hobby. Just here for the laughs. NO DMs! Unless I know you or if you have some funny stuff to say.

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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 12h
#WhatsFrustratingIs a lot of people need some sweet chin music.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#WhatNeedsToChangeNow gas prices.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#WhatNeedsToChangeNow trusting AI.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#ImNotAPerfectionistBut I know when something isn’t right.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#ThisUserIsNot friendly
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#HowToMakeThingsBetterNow have a pint.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#HowToStyleItOut be yourself
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#WhenToSayYesWhenNo yes to relaxing and no to stress
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#WhenToSayYesWhenNo say yes to texting Cat Woman, but no to her sending cat pics?
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#HowToCalmHulkDown road trip
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#ThingsILookUpTo other planets.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#IOnlyHadMyselfToBlame for flushing it more than once.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#TheWildInMeSays smack em.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#TheWildInMeSays let’s play a game.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#WhatIDontDoOutside pet stray cats
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#WhileIWasSurfingTheWeb I see more stupid crap.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#WhatICantUnderstandIs how the crazies are running the asylum.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#ThursdaysAreGoodFor excitement
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
#WhenToPutOnASmile feeling vindicated.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
#TheLionInMeSays representative!!
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you? 🖤
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#WhenToTalkToYourPets when they have a drinking problem.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#WhenToTalkToYourPets when it’s time to come inside.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#HiddenInMyFamilyTree the gene for great chefs.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#TheWordOnTheStreetIs this is making a comeback
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
What do you post …Mostly just inspirational quotes.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Too soon?
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#YouMayBeUnorthodoxIf tin foil solves all of your problems.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#WhatNeedsToBeStoppedNow farting in enclosed spaces.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#WhatNeedsToBeStoppedNow that weird alien that wakes me up at 2 am.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Post a picture you took ( no description, except ALT) to bring some #zen to the timeline.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
#HowNotToBeAFool it may be too late.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
#IUseMyEyesTo unsee everything.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
#FoundInMyEssentialsKit my best recipes.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
#FoundInMyEssentialsKit always a spray bottle
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#WhatIllDoForALaugh fart jokes
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
#MySurpriseAct you’d never guess.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
#ImNotAWorkaholicBut won’t be outdone.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
#MyReasonsNotTo well sometimes I have to.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
#AsASocialMediaInfluencer I can do anything.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
#ITakeItEasyWhen there’s a stray cat in the backyard.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
#WhatsAStupidThingToDo add water to oil.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
#ImNotBeingLazyBut it’s called relaxing.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
#WhatWillMakeEverythingBetter a new kitty.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
#WhatWillMakeEverythingBetter
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
#FirstImpressionMasterclass when pulled over don’t jokingly tell the cop there’s a body in the trunk.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
#FirstImpressionMasterclass don’t fart at a job interview.
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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
#WhatsNotDoneInPublic urination.
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