Reposted by EliasElias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 03/05/2026women are always saying to me "pleaseee have sex with me Elias please pleaseee won't you have sex with me" heh.. vapid girl..... i don't even know what that is 191
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026how i feel commenting on @etheldedalus.bsky.social's first post 150
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026called this girl to tell her about a time i got on a level in clustertruck and she starts talking to me about Cantor's Diagonalization Argument and why she believes the proof is wrong. what. 040
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 17/09/2026blowing my nose so hard that chunks of my brain fly everywhere 230
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i told Mae that i've been yearning lately but not about anyone in particular just like vaguely yearning. and she acted like she's never heard of that in her life like girl why do you think people download grindr 😭 050
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026my tiktok feed is being shitty as hell today i get 5 good tiktoks about charlie kirk and then i only get a bunch of random bullshit that all has millions of likes. what. 320
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i'm at the arcade and there's genuinely nobody else here :(((((( 130
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 09/09/2026pokemon players are such perverts like bro what is vulvapedia 130
Reposted by EliasMae Reill, puppyshell 🏳️⚧️🔆 @maeday.dumbdolls.online · 08/09/2026call me a shitty NASCAR driver the way I'm always in the pits 1144
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i should take ddr videos of myself i haven't taken one in a billion years 220
Reposted by Eliasdaffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 07/09/2026just mogged the arcade at DDR so hard that random trans women were introducing themselves to me after 1722
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 06/09/2026lowkey that was a terrible purchase i bought them cuz i was craving them a couple days ago but i ate 2 of them and idk if i'm feeling em rn 030
Reposted by EliasRoxy, Actually @roxyactually.bsky.social · 02/09/2026shoving three beautiful women aside so i can reach star wars pinball 152
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 01/09/2026hard cover book sleeves i hate you. i always leave those fucking things somewhere else. while i read they're so annoying. if i owned the books i'm reading i might throw out the sleeves ngl 140
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 30/08/2026baker: i made some bread girl who wants to see: proof? baker: yeah i proofed it i know how to bake bread dumbass 050
Reposted by EliasMae Reill, puppyshell 🏳️⚧️🔆 @maeday.dumbdolls.online · 29/08/2026guy who specifically only tests the chairs in IKEA bedrooms 1111
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 28/08/2026men and women can't be friends. not because i think we're gonna catch feelings or anything i just don't like them 062
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 27/08/2026chat i might need to start keeping a calendar. pokemon + friends + job interviews has become too much to keep track of in my brain 160
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 27/08/2026holy shit Ethel liked 2 of my posts in the last couple days this is crazy 150
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 27/08/2026boofing prog but you didn't stick it up far enough so it pops out and it lowkey feels like you're laying an egg 170
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 26/08/2026call my dick bourgeoise the way i'm tryna cut off its head 040
Elias @fooflybag.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i'm lowkey a cutie patootie i need to shave my legs and wear shorts and accessories at home more often. i usually just don't bother to look cute at home and then end up feeling like a slob 170
