jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 14/05/2026low elo chess is really fun bc it's literally this except it's both of you 081
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 08/05/2026important moment in the life of a folk punk bitch: just passed through linndale 000
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 21/04/2026i don’t need anything other than a one to a major three 000
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 31/03/2026@cheekface.bsky.social my man bradford just said you got Roy Orbison swag 110
Reposted by jess rosenstockjess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 02/03/2026forever on record saying that Julio Rodriguez is an excellent player and an absolute gift to my beloved mariners. 041
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 27/03/2026whoa the last time the mariners hit 4 home runs on opening day is roughly when i was conceived 020
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 22/03/2026i pretend that i don't, but i do love programming. in the abstract ig. 000
Reposted by jess rosenstockKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 18/03/2026The Great Evil has been defeated. the weave of fate has been restored. 751949
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 11/03/2026a city isn’t really your home until you’ve eaten pizza off its streets 000
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 04/03/2026i can’t die before: - i do Dance Yrself Clean at karaoke - It Happens - someone sings along to my originals at a show 020
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 04/03/2026whoever put Dance Yrself Clean on the touchtunes i owe u my LIFE 020
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 03/03/2026gonna build a script to inform my loved ones of when i put on adrianne lenker so they can Stop Me 000
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 03/03/2026who up wishing they were more than they skin and they bones tn 000
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 02/03/2026“yeah, i’m sorry for how i acted earlier. my dad didn’t like me very much and i accidentally made it your problem. it will probably happen again.” 100
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 02/03/2026shoutout to my friend who sees my Posting in the morning and interacts. looking forward to hearing from you bestie 010
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 02/03/2026they should invent fathers that like you as a person instead of loving you out of obligation 010
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 02/03/2026avoidant attachment style baddies PLEASE leave me alone. i WILL fall in love with you. it WILL be awkward for both of us. 000
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 02/03/2026forever on record saying that Julio Rodriguez is an excellent player and an absolute gift to my beloved mariners. 041
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 02/03/2026bill murray will never be the star of my NBA all star team i can tell you THAT much 000
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 28/02/2026i dropped an EP of demos. here's what it taught me about B2B sales 🧵 000
Reposted by jess rosenstockamerica’s local band cheekface @cheekface.bsky.social · 23/02/2026they should make a documentary about cheek face 1393
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 23/02/2026alert: the ocean has washed over their grave 000
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 16/02/2026noticed a qt on a dating app had the same edition of The Hobbit as me, so i asked her to coffee with a book cipher 120
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 16/02/2026time in a bottle is a masterclass in emotional hyperviolence the verses hit and you think "god i'm so lonely", but hey, maybe you'll find someone someday. there's hope. then, the chorus. "just so you know! even when you find someone you won't have nearly long enough with them before you die! :)"youtube.comTime In A BottleYouTube video by Lucy Dacus - Topic 100
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 16/02/2026i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better i know it’s for the better 000
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 13/02/2026adrianne lenker is so right, i COULD use a love of some kind 000
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 13/02/2026“hey girl working hard or hardly workin?” helsabot: 000
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 13/02/2026i’ve discovered the cure to low self esteem, and it’s Getting Negged By Creepy Guys At The Bar 110
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 11/02/2026i've been starving myself for months and i'm starting to feel worthy of love 100
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 11/02/2026oh dear i think phoebe bridgers might be my favorite member of boygenius 000
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 04/11/2025i don’t trust anyone who answers “how are you doing” with “outstanding”. what are you up to 000
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 04/11/2025🚨 🚨 NEW ADDITION TO “SONGS THAT HAVE MADE OLIVE CRY” 🚨 🚨 steal smoked fish - the mountain goats song.link/s/7xXd5Bo7QC...song.linkSteal Smoked Fish by The Mountain GoatsListen now on your favorite streaming service. Powered by Songlink/Odesli, an on-demand, customizable smart link service to help you share songs, albums, podcasts and more. 110
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 07/09/2025hanging with someone with allergies is great bc you get to make fun of the sounds they make when blowing their nose 000
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 15/08/2025who cares about opsec? i have to be Gay Online 040
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 15/08/2025i’ve met people with the last name West and North, but never South or East. why 010
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 30/05/2025in the aeroplane over the sea is perfection and i will not be convinced otherwise 120
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 30/05/2025i maintain that one of the most beautiful musical moments of all time is in Oh Comely by Neutral Milk Hotel the "Goldaline my dear" segment is transcendentally gorgeous 120
jess rosenstock @folkpunkdyke.bsky.social · 27/05/2025🚨 🚨 new addition to "songs that have made me cry" 🚨 🚨 conscious uncoupling - pool kids poolkidsband.bandcamp.com/track/consci...poolkidsband.bandcamp.comConscious Uncoupling, by Pool Kidsfrom the album Pool Kids 010
