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@fogmaze.bsky.social
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video gremlin / pnw, sometimes nsfw gay / married & open but don’t be weird

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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tearing up at all the posts about Tim Curry. Watching him in anything was always a delight, and his roles, big and small - Clue, Gabriel Knight, Rocky Horror, Command & Conquer (!!) - shaped me and my sense of humor from an early age. Sad that he’s gone, but happy he was here for so long.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Getdown Services feels like the Les Savy Fav for this generation. Nature is healing 😌
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Every time I go literally anywhere else on the west coast I need to be talked down from leaving Seattle like I’m about to jump off a bridge The people are nicer and the food is better and the COL is about the same or lower and oops I’m on Redfin
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Popes oughtta mind their own damn business lest they run afoul of a schism 😤
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
As someone who can’t actually click with those games but loves hearing about people’s playthroughs: yessss
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
if I see another 6’0 200lb influencer talking about how high rise pants are “good for bigger bodies” I’m out. “Wear your pants at your natural waist” I have a hard belly, Doug. My choice is between low-rise pants and compressing my internal organs like ballon animals.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I get a lot of my new music from Bandcamp articles these days, and this one has a bunch of good stuff. Really nice survey across a diverse set of bands for you to dig into.
daily.bandcamp.com
Gugak Fusion Pairs Korean Folk with Pop
Korean artists are creating radio pop with instruments and techniques rarely heard on the airwaves.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I must be starting to border on the “closet looks like I’m a character in the Simpsons” thing because the receptionist said “Black shirt today! Nice!” when I came in
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Americans will very confidently lean into the most insane pronunciations of French words and I think that’s very cute of you guys
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Seattle’s hosting USA vs Belgium today and man, these Team USA shirts everyone’s wearing are really giving off Where’s Waldo vibes
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
lil work-from-home lunch break pre-holiday-weekend donut and record treat (it was a french toast donut)
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Idk he seems helpful. Bringing your commute to you! Just like, with some teeth marks.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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glitch, ambience and rhythmic noise set at a Japanese electronics store l vq l Login.jp l The Shoten
YouTube video by Login.jp_
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Yeah, I’m still going because some of the comedy works and it’s beautifully shot, but man… so frustrating.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My toxic trait is I do not think Widow’s Bay’s whole thing where it alternates between earnest horror and What We Do In The Shadows comedy actually works. Episode 7 could be so good but they keep cutting back to the same fucking bit. Episode 6 is, so far, the only one that nails it.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
That’d make a good Twilight Zone. Burgess Meredith could search through the world’s largest Blockbuster, desperate to find it. One day, he succeeds! There’s no disclaimer! But his victory turns to anguish when he realizes it’s been taped over for an episode of Who’s The Boss.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
There was a trailer for Witchboard right before that, too. Teasing us with a promise of sweet, sweet Witchboard (1986) only to end up with the bitter, legally distinct fruit of Witchtrap (1989) 😔
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Kinda maybe sick so I’m listening to new-to-me vinyl and sorting some Magic cards with the windows open and the breeze blowing (sorry neighbors hope you like Bedhead?)
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Very excited to ruin my August’s vibes by buying the new Phoebe Bridgers album
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Won my first commander game in the dumbest way possible (2 life, last remaining opponent was top decking, the table had somehow let me get 20 lands out and I had Worldsoul’s Rage in hand) They’re coming for my throat next week but I’ve got a plan (play an even dumber precon)
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ok but as a kindness can you imagine me being torn apart by cute little crusty white dogs?
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Alternative roleplay idea - I’m the defense attorney that’s been assigned to defend you on the CPAP manslaughter charges. I need this case to make partner, but the evidence is stacking up against you - but sitting across from you, all I can think is: will that hose be around my neck next?
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
That does sound like a really good road trip, though.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Look on the bright side: all that travel nets you reward points, which can be used to book even more travel, which will earn you more reward points! Until your spirit or your feet wear out!
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
They’re always so shocked when it turns out that, yes, you can taste it! And you don’t like it! And you’re kind of irritated!
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It’s weird that this season of Top Chef seemed unremarkable from a cooking perspective but also *extremely* dramatic. Like at least three meltdowns for what was, at best, a mid season?
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You just know that the sign is in such bad shape because they’re devoting all that time and attention to their high-quality bulk sushi 😌
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Honestly, just waiting 15 minutes for my turn was what killed it for me. I can roleplay, or I can play a co-op tactical combat game with turns so long that I can’t help but zone out in between them, but my brain absolutely cannot do both.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Damn, that’s a good slipcover.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Ok but I’m absolutely not dealing with any blackberry bushes.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Doing a new thing where I just mess around with a dumb little loop while I drink my coffee on the weekend. I find it very relaxing, polling in the rest of the household is… well, it’s fine.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The NYer putting up a piece where they call Obsession “thoughtful and subversive” is really justifying my continued lack of interest in anything they have to say about media or storytelling.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Had the absolute ideal circumstances for a Backrooms screening (9AM, theater is completely empty except for one guy at the opposite end of your row, too far away to make out his face)
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Mmm, yes, the pressure of social media and the othering gaze truly does melt all of our heads into weird little blobs, it’s true
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We’re seeing this tomorrow and I’m cautiously optimistic!
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Don’t forget the obligatory blooper reel where Jackie / the player duffs a stunt and somehow shakes off a life-threatening injury
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Hi it’s hoodie weather again. Have an amazing weekend. Go see a movie and eat some noodles.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Between the photo mirror effect and the font I feel like I’m having a stroke trying to read your shirt also man a hot pretzel and a dark theater sounds SO GOOD right now
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
QTP with a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows (yes I am secretly a 70 year old British man)
static.klipy.com
David Suchet as Hercule Poirot Smiles
ALT: David Suchet as Hercule Poirot Smiles
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Michael @michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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What Bands Have Played Myst? | The Virtual Moose
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melos han-tani (Danchi Days out Oct 29!!) @hantani.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
sometimes i miss lore from the simpler days
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A fellow ‘85 baby, such a good year 😌. Happy birthday, handsome!
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If I can’t feel it in my bones why did I even come out to the show
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Also now remembering a very fun set by Fuck Buttons on the heels of Street Horrrsing at a tiny little upstairs venue in Waterloo that did its best to compete with MBV for “loudest show I’ve been to”
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
METZ Pixies (first reunion tour) MBV New Order Oneohtrix Point Never The XX Courtney Barnett The Unicorns Japandroids Los Campesinos … can you tell when I stopped going to shows regularly? Also really truly need to actually see Mogwai live at some point.
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We love a hot background oaf
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
There’s a build your own banh mi table set up outside a conference room and you’d better believe I’m eyeing up that puppy the second that room clears out
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’m going to pop back in when season 2 starts, we absolutely should get some runs in
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ahh those keycaps are so cute! I wish I could do a mini keyboard like that but they absolutely destroy my posture 🥲
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