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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 5h
I get my protein fully soylent style in my Starbucks, just like in the commercial 👍🏼
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 9h
“Audience development coordinator” is the euphemism for “new Mr. Splash”
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 10h
Sir, we’ve been hit by a smooth criminal.
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 12h
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 12h
RUSTY!!!!
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 12h
NFL gets it…
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 12h
Does punching Chubb violate his PTD agreement?
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 13h
The audible “oh man” after she left the podium ☠️☠️☠️
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 13h
No judges as AG?
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 15h
Brooklyn 99 recurring role was incredible, too
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 15h
“Mediaglazer” amirite??
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 15h
They have zero government experience. Nil. Oh you mean, “wild ass, firing blind government destruction” experience? Then yes.
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Holy …shit?
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Brian Anderson and Mike Jackson. You’re going to see them over and over and over again. Because they’re really good.
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
W-were there people in the org who DID like the lack of urgency??? These quotes get worse and worse. Put the shovel down, Dan!
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Real lawyer answer would be: “It depends”
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Anger Management Jack Nicholson
ALT: Anger Management Jack Nicholson
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I know that’s not true because he set Alabama on fire in 2013 in College Station. Tide db John Fulton was erased from the earth that day
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Niners getting Hochulesed
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You need to flip them
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sainristil on Nabers. JFC
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There’s a reason the Walz strategy of calling them “weird” and pointing out why got so much traction. What’s unclear is why the Harris team cut it off.
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mario Cristobal with good luck
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
KrasinskiFly
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not to mention the helmet hit he took the play immediately preceding. Hoosiers getting frustrated
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Evergreen
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not saved on my phone; it was the first result when I searched “absolute backbreaking devastation image”
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LOL you think that demon is exorcised because of THAT game?! C’mon
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RTFA. She’s 42
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Zacharia worked as the manager of fundraising and communications at Compassion for Migrant Children, a nonprofit dedicated to helping the children of immigrant workers.”
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They’re both really good but either could drop a game or two and still feel comfy about playoff berth? Which, sadly, is all there is now?
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s…how all of this works? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ How “convenient” that movie star is on late night TV just before their new movie comes out! How “convenient” that the new sitcom pilot airs right after the Super Bowl ends!
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Maitre’d at a restaurant for ghosts” will always be the best description for him
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Peyton Manning ordering a bud light with a rando holding his legs at the bar
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s really just a nice bathroom
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s an even bigger mystery
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“When did the pizza hurt you?!?!?”
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Struggling for “utmost” so much he almost had an aneurysm right before our eyes
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will is pissed off Charles Jefferson every single snap of every single game
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is “when missing child posters go up, Ken Paxton takes them down” really what you want to say? Fucking genius.
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Tommy Boy: I'm Surprised You Didn't Know That
ALT: Tommy Boy: I'm Surprised You Didn't Know That
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And a gaggle of racist dipshits thought it was true
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is “when missing child posters go up, Ken Paxton takes them down” really what you want to say?
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ken Jeong: I'll Allow It
ALT: Ken Jeong: I'll Allow It
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jacksonville over Denver the season before
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Which says more about Hartman the quarterback than anything else
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would have Al Pacino’s rant from Glengarry Glen Ross locked and loaded for Amik in the locker room
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FNU Javert @fnu-javert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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On My
ALT: On My
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