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Francesco Marciuliano

@fmarciuliano.bsky.social
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#1 New York Times bestselling author of "I Could Pee on This and Other Porns by Cats.” NEW BOOK—CANCEL YOUR PLANS: COZY POEMS BY CATS”

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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love that this is the photo for an article on the loudest birds. You can practically hear it saying "DENISE!!!!! DENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!!! I'M SORRY, DENISE!!!!!! ANGELA MEANS NOTHING TO ME!!!!!! DENISE?!?!?!"? CAN I AT LEAST GET MY...Oh, wait. Here's all my stuff in the dumpster...fire." #birds
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Overheard on Street (Premium Entitlement Edition) Person (on phone): I deserve five-star treatment! Otherwise, I’ll have to shoot you again.
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy First Day of Fall from "Cancel Your Plans: Cozy Poems by Cats" a.co/d/0hznWlT5 #book #books #cats #poetry
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What Leaves Think about While Falling #autumn #comic #comics
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#Autumn #cat #cats
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Autumn! #cat #cats #autumn
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Have you ever heard of flour mill explosions?" When children's television went all in. youtu.be/8t5iTunRkO4?...
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day #batman #batmanday
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump says he is banning CNN, MS NOW and Politico From White House. Now how will those news agencies get directly-quoted lies?
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Overheard in Central Park Wedding Photographer Clearly Covering All Possible Outcomes to Couple: Okay, in this one start walking away from each other.
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who needs copy editors when you can have sudden plot twists instead?
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's "Cancel Your Plans: Cozy Poems by Cats" Book Launch Day! Hence why your cat has your sweater, tea, and reading material at ready. "Cancel Your Plans: Cozy Poems by Cats"—Available wherever books are sold STARTING TODAY: a.co/d/03hha76b #cat #cats #book #books
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We. Are. So. F***ed.
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Cancel Your Plans: Cozy Poems by Cats": No AI. All Cats. One is far less likely to result in the end of humanity. But if it is the cats, at least you'll be sitting because they won't get off your lap. Book out TOMORROW: a.co/d/0gYxl34l #cat #cats #Books
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On the tenth anniversary of 9/11 King Features asked its cartoonists to commemorate the day in their Sunday strip. Here was mine for "Sally Forth," (9/11/2011). Art by then Sally Forth cartoonist Craig MacIntosh.
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every time I'm fortunate enough to unbox my own book, I think of the end to "Back to the Future" when the box was opened to reveal his dad's very first novel and everyone in the theater thought "Threesome." #book #books
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me telling myself I'm going to answer all those texts
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Translation: They will die in your worthless fridge so you might as well eat blue marbles
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The one inch of personal space my cat Kiki allows me each day. This is why I can type upwards of a full eight words a week. The novel will be done in 2135. #cat #cats #catlife
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Cancel Your Plans: Cozy Poems by Cats Find your own inner peace a.co/d/0azu1D5k #cat #cats
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The fact that "Prince Songs" was not a category in today's NYT Connections—and especially not the purple category—is simply not acceptable. (Yes, I know they do these things to throw you off, but still, no.)
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s the hat. It’s all about the jaunty hat.
nbcboston.com
‘Case closed': Police say Bigfoot sightings in Maine were just a man in a costume
Police in the tiny mid-coast Maine community of Damariscotta said they received about a half dozen calls Tuesday reporting a Bigfoot or Sasquatch-like figure seen walking around town.
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! #cat #cats #holiday
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
On train overhearing a game of “Stop touching me!” for 45 minutes straight so far. The parents are either pretending to be asleep or dead, and either way it’s their fault.
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tiny cairn proving that, yes, feral Keebler elves live in the park #nyc
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cancel Your Plans: Cozy Poems by Cats. Because it's A LOT out there. Available wherever books are sold and: a.co/d/08QUGYxF Photo by @staceybell.bsky.social Pose by Leelo after an intense day
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I went from gasping to sighing to shrugging. But I don’t want to normalize all this evil.
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The weather here has been acting so nice lately I'm pretty sure it's going to ask me to help paint its apartment.
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The good people pass as the worst persist RIP Dolly Parton
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Victorian-Era Superhero #comic #comics
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Still life” of a cat reminding me to clean up my work space #cat #cats
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Remember when David Bowie lettered in high school football?
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Interior decorating tip from "Cancel Your Plans: Cozy Poems by Cats": a.co/d/00tL4bOe #cat #cats #books
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am now dealing with two EXTREMELY pissed off cats who are presently in deep hiding after their baths this morning. So instead here is a photo of Steve, who frankly doesn't mind the occasional light dusting and doesn't try to hold on to my jugular for dear life because water is wet. #cat #cats
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's always a good day to snuggle up with a book. And what could be more comfy-homey than "Indoors Studies," a literal Whitman sampler, and "Cancel Your Plans: Cozy Poems by Cats"? Pick up your copy before your cat snuggles up on your chest for the next six hours a.co/d/0hjIR8AY #cat #cats #books
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day from the feline authors of "I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats"! a.co/d/01erTHSL #cat #cats #blackcatappreciationday
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Back when cats had proper surnames (and I’m assuming in this case also a monocle) #cat #cats
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Cancel Your Plans: Cozy Poems by Cats"—Because you deserve these special moments.. Available for sale now: a.co/d/05Ip32h9 #cat #cats #books @chroniclebooks.bsky.social
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Leelo and Eeyore have tête-à-tête about the state of the world
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The day the music died
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My first book “I Could Pee on This and Other Piems by Cats” is 14 years-old this month! Is that an anniversary people celebrate? Is that the Riboflavin Anniversary? Leelo is utterly ecstatic (or completely bored) by the news. Available in stores and online!—https://a.co/d/0f7Qh4p1 #cat #cats #books
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Shouldn’t August be for Linus early-prepping us for the Great Pumpkin, not trying to salvage a school Christmas play no one’s going to see because all the parents have been raptured?
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Overheard
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Kiki and Leelo celebrating International Cat Day by looking out the window and awaiting the holiday fireworks, skywriting and/or text alert saying money has been transferred into their account. #cat #cats #caturday
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
He's 19. He has wisdom. #cat #cats
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Today is Portugal Day! Or as the Portuguese so pithily phrase it—Dia de Portugal, de Camões e das Comunidades Portuguesas. Just a heads-up in case you’re wondering about all the parades clogging your Main Streets and thoroughfares today. And hey, my mom is happy about it. 😊 🇵🇹
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This is the birthday party I want. Balloons hanging like sausages at Katz's, a rabbit who at any moment appears ready to launch into a Sousa march, a community lump of ice cream, candles that miss my age by decades, and a crazed pig who has been spinning a rattle for 11 straight hours. Also, a cat.
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Name a movie in which the first few minutes were fantastic but then the rest of the film just nose-dived HARD. I'll start: Opening credits, "Watchmen" Alien-greeting montage, "Valerian"
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Francesco Marciuliano @fmarciuliano.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
#morning #mornings
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