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Jepha

@flyingkiwi.bsky.social
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The gay, disabled immigrant you were warned about (they/she) Vlogbrothers mod || Chronically online || Half blind

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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Who is building YouTube's ad algo? I just wanna talk... "This person watches almost entirely queer & trans creators, lots of content about ASMR, social justice and human rights, I think this ad will resonate with them!"
A screenshot of an ad from YouTube shows an image of a man and a woman, both white, facing the camera and smiling in front of an American flag. Text under the photo reads "Want to Relocate to America? Looking to live and work in America? Find out if you qualify"
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I will be physically present at work tomorrow but mentally I'm in Cheyenne, Wyoming #p4a
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Me at work on Friday VS Me for the past 48 hours #p4a
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
You get a bunch of internet nerds together and we can do what others thought impossible
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
You mean the family of the people who left kids bound and gagged? The family who took away their sons bed and made him sleep on a beanbag for 6 months? Who forced them to stand or not exercise in Utah sun for hours with no water or shade? Those Mormons?
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Darcy is the hero we needed in a post-DinoNASA world
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
He's had a little taste of "Don't tell me what to do" #p4a2026 (art by @alys-creative.bsky.social )
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty #p4a
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Gorgeous piece of stream inspired art by @decramsay.bsky.social #P4A
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
My quadball team were invited to The Cursed Child book release by Waterstones (it was still called quidditch then) Joanne's team revoked the invite because we had trans people on the team. But Jeffrey gets a VIP invite to the Broadway premier, dinner, & after party AFTER his crimes were public.
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Nothing says "queer love" quite like the polycule harmonising to Chapel Roan at karaoke
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/karibou-ti...
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Karibou
Karibou adalah acara yang penuh kehangatan dan keceriaan, tempat kita bisa bertemu, bersenang-senang, dan menciptakan kenangan bersama!
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
The best possible update, my partner went second to last and the venue liked them so much they've been invited back to close out the show on Thursday night. So see you all at The Camden Club from 8pm tomorrow - £10
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
We're four acts in and they've only just turned on the stage lights, they've opted for a wild approach of cycling through all the presets in succession
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
When doing tech the sound guy asked if anyone had any backing tracks or if they were all guitar & vocals. Everyone said no backing track. The perfomer who got up just now has a backing track
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
It turns out the woman on the phone was meant to be one of the performers and the person on the phone was meant to be her backing track
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Update: it's her birthday and she is SMASHED and making it everyone's problem
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
A woman in the front row has been on her phone the entire time and keeps standing up to go talk to the bar tender then trying to encourage the guy she came with to also talk to whoever is on the phone
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
One act has rage quit because the sound guy didn't immediately fix the mic balance to his liking (he wasn't performing, he was complaining about the balance on someone else's set)
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The sound guy is also the host and is possibly a member of the bar staff? The other bar tender is also the waiter and forgot several food orders
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Tonight might be the most chaotic open mic I've ever witnessed, so far we've got: 🧵
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Chronic pain peeps; you ever have a feeling like your hip isn't in the socket properly or like it needs to click? What causes that? How do I fix this? Ow
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The ad currently playing is, I swear, about 10 minutes long and it's just the same 2-minute ad on loop
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
It should be illegal for an ad on a YouTube video to be longer than the actual video itself
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
...Jenn
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Today in things I have said to my romance partners and my binder: "How long am I gonna be in you?"
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
One day I'll go to Pride and won't have to sit through a performer saying bisexuals are "just indecisive" or "actually gay but not ready to say so" or "halfway out the closet" Miss me with that bisexual erasure garbage. Do better. #bipride #brightonpride
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Get a job with the company that manages the socials for Outlander
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Once again the women do what the men couldn't. Congrats Lionesses! #euros
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Cussing someone out over a joke? Reads sensitive snowflake to me but ok
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Wow Mike, is everything okay at home? That is quite an escalation in response to OPs humorous reply to you. Maybe step away from the screen for a bit, bud.
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
TIL the England keeper also has a visual disability that impacts her depth perception, just like me! Hell yeah
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
You know what would really boil Joanne's piss? This weekend is the Quadball World Cup in Belgium and all of the toilets are completely gender neutral. Men, women, non-binary, trans people all in the same loo and- surprise- nothing happened. (Quadball Is the sport formerly known as quidditch)
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I would love it if, just once, there were no technical issues with Microsoft Teams and my therapy session just happened on time with no hiccoughs.
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I'm so glad multiple doctors have reached the conclusion that there's nothing wrong with my neck and shoulder, so while I lie in the recovery position on the bathroom floor trying not to vomit at least I know there's nothing wrong and this is actually totally fine
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This is Jackson Baly coded
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Like essentially saying I have so much beef with this person that I don't care who else is hurt in the (potentially literal) fallout
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Explain like I'm five please: Surely dropping bombs on a nuclear site is a really bad plan because if it damages the infrastructure of the site it could cause a meltdown leading to a Chernobyl like event which is really really bad for, actually, I think everyone?
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
London-Based bird & bug people, I saw something out the corner of my eye over the weekend that was about the size of a hummingbird and moved with the speed of a hummingbird. Like my initial thought was that's way too big to be a bee, hummingbird? but there aren't hummingbirds in London. Wtf was it
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
YouTube: your Tom & Jerry video is too violent for kids & encourages dishonest behaviour Also YouTube your video titled "be gay do crimes" has been flagged as Made for Kids" Bruh.
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I only want to date people who are kind to service workers and cruel to me in bed
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
"If we don't fight then we die, so how can we choose to do anything else?" - Ivanno Jeremiah If you're in London and you want an incredible night of theater then make sure you catch Retrograde at the Apollo. All three of the cast do a terrific job but Ivanno is outstanding.
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Hey hey!
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
WOMBLE TIL I DIE 💙💛
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Welcome to wildly vague medical question time with Jepha, Is there any research into the effects of hypopituitarism on cardiovascular health? When I go to the gym it's harder for me to build and maintain muscle mass because of my hormonal deficiencies and the heart is a big ol' muscle
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Hotel Reverie? More like Groundhog Gay. That's it, that's the post. #blackmirror
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This is your regular reminder that Quadball is an all gender sport and openly welcomes trans athletes. The sport is so trans it has a dead name, and Joanne hates it. quadballuk.org
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
But I miss when more of the effort was put into building plot and characters than into making it all look perfectly seamless on our screens. I'm so done with everything being filmed in a blue void
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Jepha @flyingkiwi.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
New Who feels all sparkle and no substance. Which isn't to say it lacks substance, the substance is still there you just can't see it under all the green screen. Ncuti is so fun as the Doctor and I'm so here for a companion who doesn't immediately fawn over this magical man from the stars🧵
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