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FlyByNight Dad

@flybynightdad.bsky.social
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Girl Dad and Blue dot in a very large soup of red.

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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 8h
People say you shit your pants. I wouldn't be surprised.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 9h
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Ted Lasso's Disgusted Reaction: Thegoon
ALT: Ted Lasso's Disgusted Reaction: Thegoon
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 9h
Fuck this nazi!
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 11h
It's called a ménage à trash.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 11h
I can barely contain myself when I smell someone shitting their pants; it doesn't happen often, but you know. So I give them kudos for smiling.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 11h
Cult.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 11h
I don't get it. It's a picture of Stephen Miller. What's so funny?
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13h
Yup. I've always known this.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13h
Stick to talking about gang bangs nancy.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13h
She grew up! I always wondered what happened to her. Good to know.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13h
What a stupid piece of shit.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 14h
🙋‍♂️
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 15h
😂
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 16h
Been there, done that. And even had my teenage daughters do it as well!
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 16h
🙋‍♂️
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 17h
No offense to cat piss.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
🙋🏾‍♂️
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Tick tock!
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh James Donald Bowman. Doth protest too much. Silly little fairy.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We know ShitsHisPants. We've known about you for a very long time. It's okay little buddy.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm still shook to find out Kimberly Guilfoyle is as corrupt as her boss. I did NOT see that coming!
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
😂
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Kimberly Guilfoyle: The Best Is Yet To Come
ALT: Kimberly Guilfoyle: The Best Is Yet To Come
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And she didn't sleep her way into this country. Bonus points!
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Par for the course. Only the best. Hahahahahahahahaha!
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just one more question, what is historic about this particular trip to Alaska?
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
😂
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No offense to clowns.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
😂
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is this the same fat piece of shit homan that took a bag of cash and was never held accountable for it? That homan?
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And 100 bucks says this Matt guy hides a bit of himself in a closet. Just guessing, but what do I know.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I cannot wait to see Putin's kompromat on ShitsHisPants.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😂
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide." President Abraham Lincoln
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It looks like some magat might want to take it to pound town.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😂
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😳
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s clear this joke of a whatever is one billion percent in on the North Korean approach to gaslighting so why is the press going to show up to her press briefings?
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That’s not all he’s on his knees sucking.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No offense to John Wayne Gacy.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bitch Please
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If he wasn’t, that would simply be lewd. 😏
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😂
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Many Texans will still say, “He’s smart with his money and I will continue to vote him and not that weird Talafreako!” It’s insanity and a cult. I know. I live in the middle of it.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh great! Yet another deplorable, blonde piece of shit as this syndicate’s mouthpiece.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don’t forget adultery. They REALLY like that one!
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yuck
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The guy changes his name more often than he changes his underwear. He's a loser.
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FlyByNight Dad @flybynightdad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And I'll call you ShitsHisPants. I don't know why. I just feel like.
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