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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia

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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
tweet from David Gardner which says "I think it looks good." the entire tweet is green
art appreciater replies "what the fuck"
bee meeter further replies "sir? your tweet is green sir"
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HE'S CRASHING OOOUUUUUUT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Losing 2 mutuals over this inane shit the last week is funny, but said. Eat shit Cite, Beta, and Anne(ACW) too. Enjoy your anti-art echo chamber experience."
"Didn't even notice until now that they put me on the list too, bunch of disgusting freaks on this website. No better than that shithole called X the everything app and the useless AI moderation they have there."
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
literally the least surprising thing he could've ever said
skeet from same shitter on Oct 7 which reads "I'm not actually surprised at all, the "Wizard Game" debacle 3 years ago was also very telling. How is it almost always that it's regular people trying to enjoy somethjng when "oh we're just so sad and bullied and oppressed we just HAD to create organized lists of streamers to send death threats to."
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
average slopcoder patch notes (they wrote literally nothing)
absurdly long phone with absurdly long text message received
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah.
long multi-paragraph commit note on Rimsort githubending of the commit note, which says "Generated with [Claude Code](link to claude code)
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
good for them
Scallon, who's married to Nostalgia Critic
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this was the meme I was going into my folder for (2023)
4chan post edited to make Providence from Risk Of Rain cover the image of Wrath FMA, the text reads "I can't believe it. You've defeated me. You truly are the Risk of Rain Returns."
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
edited tweet from femcel which now reads "Bitch fuck Hoyoverse and its fans i hope they get exactly one more chapter and Sunday marries March"
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
twink teaching wiki
google search result, "What is Characterisation? |Twinkl Teach wiki"
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm always saying this
tweet from colesnorter replying to wordmercenary(original tweet not included), which reads "People like Gaiman & Linehan have egos that confuse cancellation' with genuine audience dislike. No one is entitled to celebrity' and your 'celebrity' and the money you make off of said celebrity' is fuelled by public interest in you and your product. Cancellation isn't real."
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
also here comes obligatory asshole to once again tell you what rights you do or don't have and who should really start actually replying to the people he's talking about with his critiques
skeet from [name redacted from alt text] which reads "Personally speaking, I don't think you guys who are a week late to the most mega-viral art trend of the decade have the right to tell people what they can and cannot be drawing."
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hitler dead in bunker
video titled They BANNED Pippa for GOONING posted 2 days ago
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sick fucjing bastard man
Warframe companion app screenshot
Uriel
67 hours 57 minutes remaining
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
READ. THE FUCKING. PATCH NOTES.
warframe forum topic title that reads "Some Arcanes Still Say "On Headshot" instead of "On Weak Point""
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fuck's sake man
itch io AI disclosure showing the tags AI Assisted, Code, Graphics, Sounds
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the skull of evil and misery and being bad to the bone
my outstretched arm holding a black skull which is reflecting the light and shows pieces of candy inside
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
21st night
21:21
Mon, 21 Sep
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm thinking I'll do something from here for Hound naming schemes
Dies illa, dies iræ, calamitatis et miseriæ, dies magna et amara valde
Dum veneris iudicare sæculum per ignem.
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
gaming
warframe companion app screenshot, Voruna, 72 hours remaining
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finnish is woke now
Fine Work Act 1, not recommended
Everyone uses the neutral third person pronoun "Hän"
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
diversity: heterosexual, cis gendered
Your Brothers Requiem, not recommended
Diversity: Pansexual, Heterosexual, Demisexual, Non-Binary, cis gendered, queer, transgender, polyamorous.
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it is not that fucking serious
"you'd normally have to go to a right wing wojak comic to find this specific type of caustic misogynist caricature but thanks to the misogynist to femboy pipeline, you can now experience 2015 r/redpill with a veneer of progressivism in the form of "transition is a form of misandry"
they are quote skeeting shenaniganshen's the boy from venus
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this wasn't on the gif picker but
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
upgrades
Lavos skin selection showing that I own the Lavos Khymia skin but haven't fully equipped it yet, Lavos is displaying his right side which shows that I've added the Aura Heart emblem to his shoulder. overall the skin is much smoother and less craggy and bulky, with his little hanging coat tail replaced by a long coat that covers the back and sides. more of Lavos is covered by purple and the black colour seems more relegated to the coat's flowing partthe left side which doesn't have much to say about it and still shows the same old Avia shoulder platethe front, which gives a better view of Lavos' chest vial container as well as showing the conquera ribbon which was hidden by the coat but is now visible from the open front
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
this is where I take twinks in my free time
Minecraft full-screen Journeymap screenshot showing a waypoint named Fuckass Caverncrop centered around Fuckass Cavern
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
thanks windows, excellent work
a folder called Screenshots with every item under grouped under Unspecified, a context menu shows the folder is set to group by year
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
world-changing technology
google search for "you are not anish kapoor"
AI overview - That is correct. The color-hoarding sculpture controversy involving Vantablack and Stuart Semple's retaliatory "Pinkest Pink" does not involve this text interface. source: r/todayilearned +1
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think he's more of a hunk actually
The Talking Point
The latest superhero movie featuers a caped twink with adamantium claws
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ex-army attack twink,"If one twink can do all that, imagine what an army full of them could achieve?don't look a gift twink in the mouth.Let them serve alongside soldiers, and when they've done their duty, they can serve us on one final occasion: dinner time!"
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i-if you insist, alright
THE CHELFO CITY DAILY NEWS
THE PEOPLE'S VOICE  MONDAY AUGUST 17, 2026

GIVE A TWINK A BONE
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this is what it feels like every time I see ana valens post about lolicon and just believing them at face value, knowing that literally nothing will happen yet having entire communities take HER taking them at face value at face value, essentially duping them by proxy
SMBC comic panel featuring a guy solemnly saying "WELL, even so, the fact that I COULD believe it tells you something about the current state of affairs."
the guy standing next to him screams "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA etc"
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"my minecraft world is alive... WITH THE SOUNDS OF BATTLE, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S WAR THUNDER"
"My Minecraft World Is Alive..." by Lomedy, the thumbnail is Steve walking with giant eyes under his feetthe thumbnail (after being hovered over) now displays jet fighters
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
boss battle introduction
[hyperlink] The Right Honourable
[not hyperlinked] Lord Justice Zacaroli
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
no fucking shot they actually call this guy Mr Justice Zacaroli
with [hyperlinked name] Mr Justice Zacaroli ruling
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
yay, yippee, hooray
video from drumsy posted 1 day ago titled "My Friend Filian Is Missing." with a thumbnail that shows Filian being Thanos snapped and presumably Drumsy staring into the camera
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
just got to the part in Jojolands where Usagi reveals he's bisexual and this is all I can think about
a low-detail comic. a man says to his friends or parents, "Guys… I have something I need to confess." The next speech bubble from the character reads, "(some scary or horrifying secret)." In the final panel, the two people he confessed to are seen in shock under a banner reading, "Gay is Okay!" The man is seen holding a pride flag and wearing an "I <3 trans" shirt and the woman is seen holding a cake with the trans pride flag on it.
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
got to the chapter in Frieren where Fern says her iconic line "is that so. well then, on my own..."
Fern sitting in front of a mirror in a hotel room, saying her iconic line. Frieren's feet are on the bed closer to the pov
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this came to me in a dream
morshu is such a neat concept. what do you mean that someone was able to make morshu, a guy who spoke two lines of dialogue
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is a character straight out of stonetoss
cropped drawing of a pink-haired character with eyebrow piercing and a face mask that has the anarchism logo, their fist is raised
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
cropped reply tweet by vanillaopinions says "ben shapiro pfp"
BasausEU, with the Ben Shapiro pfp, says "the fact that you dont see its satirical is hilarious"
SmilingImpEmoji says "u literally talk like him dawg hes taking over ur ass like the symbiote"
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Finnick Lovegood, a member of the feared but mostly harmless Rabid Twinks gang,
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
you get me nationstates
It's a terrible day. Woken early from dreams of joyfully frolicking twinks,
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
this would go so hard if it was yaoi
advertisement page in a manga which reads "The sweet scent of love is in the air! For fans of offbeat romances like Wotakoi: SWEAT AND SOAP. In an office romance, there's a fine line between sexy and awkward... and that line is where rAsako -- a woman who sweat copiously -- meets Koutarou -- a perfume developer who can't get enough of Asako's, er, scent. Don't miss a romcom manga like no other!"
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
ONE GAME
low res Mike Shinoda In The End
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
POP OFF KING
Dr Yurizaki Shidou says "That was our original mistake, Alexei. Possibilities kept under control are no longer possibilities. They are fixed certainties."
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
just noticed this going through my nation tabs
Leading Causes of Death pie graph
Old Age: 80.6%
Lost in Wilderness: 17.7%
Twink Attack: 1.6%
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
:)
Finally, your mother chimes in with more of her infamous unsolicited advice. “Now, now dear. I know your little niece wants some famous nickelodeon personae on our bills, and some other chaps want esteemed alchemists and so on. But why not just please everyone and have nobody shown on our notes? Avoid controversy this way. Just put happy little trees, or a twink, celebrating the nature of our beautiful country. Wouldn’t that just be lovely to have cute, little twinks smiling back at you every time you go to pay for your morning tea and porridge?”
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
NO WAY LMAOOOOOOOOO
Think about it: say you have two gay twinks - they can’t have children because nature did not provide them with the tools and if God wanted gays to have kids then they would have those tools.
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
// JADE SHADOWS CONSTELLATIONS SPOILERS I hope we get to see Purple Stalker again and it wasn't just a one-off encounter with them helping you beat the protoframes because it kinda came out of left field ngl
Purple Stalker from Jade Shadows Constellations
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AvaThorne, The Everdistant Utopia @flybaboons.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
YOOOO HOLY SHIT, therapy works
Youth Rebelliousness - Stark-Dean Displacement Index down 100%new postcard featuring a mother and child, the description reads "Eliminate youth crime while maintaining civil rights"
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