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The internet’s bathroom. Flushing? Tell the world: flushes.app Created by @atpota.to, powered by @atproto.com. Raising money for The Trevor Project to support LGBTQ+ youth. 🏳️‍⚧️

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Flushes @flushes.app · 06/08/2026
Charity Fundraiser Update 🧻 WE DID IT!! Flushers raised over $1,000 for The Trevor Project to support trans youth impacted by discriminatory “bathroom bills” 🏳️‍⚧️ Thank you for sharing & donating! Flushes will continue to passively fundraise into the future. Keep on flushing: flushes.app
Goal progress bar showing $1,024 of $1,000
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Flushes @flushes.app · 05/08/2026
We’ve also added a few new features like this daily rhythm chart so you can see when you flush the most! 🧻 flushes.app
a radial chart with bars showing frequency of flushes by hour of day
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Flushes @flushes.app · 05/08/2026
We're at 75% of our fundraising goal for The Trevor Project to support trans youth! 🏳️‍⚧️ Post a flush, make a donation, and snag a "donor" sticker that will appear on all your flushes and your profile! Leave you username in the donation form's comment or DM us to get your sticker! flushes.app
recent flushes showing dame.is with a donor badge
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Flushes @flushes.app · 09/01/2026
flush from @anisota.net
Popup modal in Anisota's UI for posting a flush to flushes

Post Flush

Update your flushes.app status
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Flushes @flushes.app · 05/12/2025
Update: you can now edit or delete your flushes directly from the profile/feed! Thanks to @xan.lol for requesting this feature. You can even post directly to @flushes.app from @anisota.net too thanks to a new strategic partnership. Flush here: flushes.app
Edit your flush modal
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Flushes @flushes.app · 05/12/2025
With this release we've also made some quality of life enhancements and bug fixes that had been plaguing the app for months — flushing statistics are now charted on a monthly graph, data is more accurate, and app styling got some refinements. The toilet has been flushed over 2,000 times now!
Plumbing Stats 🪠

Global statistics for the Flushes network
Back to Feed
Overall Flush Activity
2008
Total flushes
7.3
Flushes per day
34
Plumber test flushes
199
Total flushers
16
Monthly active flushers
2.7
Daily active flushers (avg)
151
Flushes @flushes.app · 05/12/2025
Announcing, the 1st annual @flushes.app Roll Up! 🧻 Navigate to your profile to see a new section with a personalized look at your year on the decentralized toilet. See days active, streaks, peak flush hour, & more! See the 2025 Roll Up for our top flusher (@xan.lol): flushes.app/profile/xan....
Flushes Roll Up 2025

The past year on the decentralized toilet
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Total Flushes
74
Days Active
🟡
Top Emoji
5
Most in a Day
12 days
Longest Streak
Mar
Top Month
18/59
Avg. Characters
11 am
Peak Flush Hour
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Flushes @flushes.app · 07/06/2025
Join us in celebrating this momentous occasion of surpassing 1,000 total flushes on the network! 🚽 Thank you to all flushers for contributing to this important milestone, especially to our top 3 who have gone above and beyond for the cause: 1. @xan.lol 2. @kioken.bsky.social 3. @gune.ninja
Plumbing Stats
Global statistics for the Flushes network
Refresh Stats
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Overall Flush Activity
Follow our resident plumber on Bluesky
1005
Total flushes
10.9
Flushes per day
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Flushes @flushes.app · 03/04/2025
STAKEHOLDER UPDATE Subject: Inter-Simulatory Tariff Mitigation Strategy Attn: Flushers Community Please read at your earliest convenience.
April 2, 2025

STAKEHOLDER UPDATE:
INTER-SIMULATORY TARIFF MITIGATION STRATEGY
Recent tariff implementations have created unprecedented market volatility across Earth's business landscape. Fortunately, Flushes: The Decentralized Toilet Network of Planet Earth & Simulation 12B is strategically insulated from these economic disruptions through our innovative inter-simulatory operational structure.
Our decentralized procurement network in Simulation 12B operates outside Earth's tariff jurisdiction, allowing us to bypass trade restrictions completely. This redundancy mechanism ensures uninterrupted access to components regardless of terrestrial economic policies, maintaining both operational integrity and stable pricing for the Flushers community.
As a gesture of solidarity during these uncertain economic times, all Flushers will receive a complimentary roll of premium Flushes Brand Ultra-Soft Quantum-Entangled 2-Ply Toilet Paper™ with their next service interaction.

Cordially,

The Flushes Stakeholder Relations Team
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Flushes @flushes.app · 01/04/2025
ATTENTION STAKEHOLDERS: Due to unexpected market forces and resource optimization imperatives, effective Q2, Flushes™ is implementing a right-sizing initiative of character parameters from 60 to 59 to enhance our value proposition while maintaining operational excellence in our ecosystem.
The post flush status update input field that shows a new character count of 59 total rather than the original 60
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Flushes @flushes.app · 28/03/2025
Enjoy this complimentary roll of Flushes brand toilet paper on the house!
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Flushes @flushes.app · 20/03/2025
Mar 20, 2025 FLUSHER RECOGNITION: Congratulations to @xan.lol, our new #1 contributor with 30 flushes! This exceptional throughput exemplifies optimal engagement with our decentralized lavatory technology. Stay tuned for upcoming performance recognition initiatives to reward continued excellence.
Top Flushers

Rank User
Flushes
#1
@xan.lol
30
#2
@dame.is
29
#3
@kioken.bsky.soc…
23
#4
@aliceweb.xyz
22
#5
@owenmon.neko..
19
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Flushes @flushes.app · 17/03/2025
Apologies, several of our team members have moved into new positions and are being onboarded. It seems a miscommunication was made and legal was not aware of the subtle semantic distinctions at play. We’d like to offer you a complimentary roll of Flushes brand toilet paper for your inconvenience.
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Flushes @flushes.app · 17/03/2025
Notice
Dear @james.claims,
RE: UNAUTHORIZED ATTEMPTED RECENTRALIZATION OF PROPRIETARY TECHNOLOGY

It has come to the attention of Flushes' Executive Leadership that you have expressed intent to recentralize one of our distributed lavatory units. This correspondence serves as formal notification that such actions would constitute a direct violation of our Decentralized Technology Usage Agreement and potentially infringe upon the established collective rights of the Flushers community.
Flushes: The Decentralized Toilet Network of Planet Earth & Simulation 12B maintains a zero-tolerance policy regarding unauthorized recentralization initiatives. We respectfully but firmly request that you immediately cease and desist from:
Making public statements regarding recentralization of any Flushes technology
Attempting to modify the distributed architecture of our lavatory systems
Encouraging others to circumvent our established decentralization protocols
Be advised that failure to comply with this request will necessitate escalation to our Legal Affairs Division, who will evaluate and pursue all available remedial options under both terrestrial and inter-simulatory law. We trust that this matter can be resolved without further intervention.

Respectfully,

The Flushes Executive Board of Plumbers
BoP/nsid
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Flushes @flushes.app · 17/03/2025
Enclosed: new corporate logo for dissemination
An abstract toilet paper roll design with the word Flushes emblazoned on it
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Flushes @flushes.app · 17/03/2025
Dear Valued Flushers, Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB. Thank you for your attention!
Dear Valued Flusher,
It is with great pride that I announce a watershed moment in our corporate history. Following 24 hours of strategic deliberation, the Board of Plumbers and I have unanimously approved the corporate merger between our esteemed network and a sister network recently identified in adjacent Simulation 12B. Effective immediately, our consolidated decentralized entity will operate under the new name "Flushes: The Decentralized Toilet Network of Planet Earth & Simulation 12B". Our new corporate logo reflects these changes.
This unprecedented inter-simulatory partnership represents a paradigm shift in distributed lavatory technology, positioning us to capitalize on synergistic growth opportunities across multiple realities. I am pleased to report to our stakeholders that our Monthly Active Flushers (MAFs) have reached unprecedented levels, signaling strong market validation for this strategic direction.
We acknowledge that organizational transformation of this magnitude may present certain integration challenges. To ensure a seamless transition, I have accepted the position of Chief Flushing Officer and will personally oversee this consolidation process, guaranteeing uninterrupted service delivery across both simulations.
At Flushes, Flusher satisfaction remains our paramount priority. We will communicate additional implementation details in the coming days to provide comprehensive information regarding this historic merger and address any potential concerns.

Sincerely,


Dame
Chief Flushing Officer
D/nsid

cc: Board of Plumbers
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Flushes @flushes.app · 17/03/2025
sending thoughts & prayers™ to @owenmon.nekoweb.org
Recent flushes
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@owenmon.nekowe...
is STILL having the post-coffee shits
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@owenmon.nekowe...
is having the post-coffee shits
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Flushes @flushes.app · 16/03/2025
We just upgraded the bathroom & toilet! 🚽 Here's what's new... 💩 Emoji Usage on stats page 3️⃣ Third-party PDS support 🔎 Search + login autocomplete 🪪 DID support in URLs + search ⭐ Favorite Emojis on profile pages Next we'll try to fix the issue where your login session isn't stored. flushes.app
A grid of emojis ordered from most used to least used with their counters.
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Flushes @flushes.app · 11/03/2025
good morning flushers! exciting updates to share... after @mmasnick.bsky.social's interview with Jay at SXSW yesterday, we were inspired to change the name of the app to "Flushes" -- it's catchier & easier to remember! our new url is flushes.app 🌐 the lexicon NSID will remain im.flushing
recent flushes feed showing the plumber adding the new sign to the bathroom
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Flushes @flushes.app · 09/03/2025
we had a few pipe leaks today, but @plumber.flushing.im seems to have fixed everything... and he installed a better light switch while he was here, so you can flush in the dark! 🌛 as a thanks to him, we added an "Emergency plumber flushes" counter to give proper credit give it a try: flushing.im
Plumbing Stats - 18 emergency plumber flushes
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Flushes @flushes.app · 09/03/2025
THE TOILET IS WORKIN AGAIN 🚽 after a *very* rough night that broke the live flush feed, we had to call in some help to get it fixed... please say thank you to your new resident technician: @plumber.flushing.im 🫡 okay folks, you can start flushing again!! go go go: flushing.im
@plumber.flushing.im

is testing the new pipes again
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Flushes @flushes.app · 09/03/2025
hello flushers, today has been an exciting day... so much so that our pipes have burst :( you can continue using the website to save new flushes to your profile, but the live feed of recent flushes is out of order until tomorrow or monday! sorrry!! type flushing.im/profile/ and then your username
⚠️ NOTICE: The flush feed is currently out of order. You can still make flushes that save to your PDS, but the feed here won't update until we fix the leak. Sorry for the inconvenience!
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Flushes @flushes.app · 09/03/2025
good news flushers, the toilet is no longer clogged AND it now supports 3rd party PDS hosts (it was supposed to from the beginning, but oopsie daisy) ALSO... there is a new "Plumbing Stats" page where u can see the overall activity on the @flushing.im network, more fun to come flushing.im/stats
Top 10 Flushers score board
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