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Hi! I’m Remi! Some friends call me Ruby Kobold c: 33 she/it Queer transfemme kobold 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 18+ content will be displayed here, minors DO NOT INTERACT

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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Guns of Brixton - The Clash
Lyrics to the first verse of The Clash’s “The Guns of Brixton. They read… 

When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun?
When the law break in
How you gonna go?
Shot down on the pavement
Or waiting in death row?”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s got a point, we might’ve missed out on this
The cover art for Derek Savage’s kids movie, “Cool Cat Saves the Kids”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This guy showed us all how it’s done
“I reject the premise of your question” guy. He went viral for being interviewed by some right wing YouTube channel who asked him “a strong economy, or gay marriage” to which this guy replied “both. I reject the premise of your question.”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Birthday to perhaps the biggest banger that @theonion.com ever dropped
The Onion’s 9/11 parody ad for Subway. It depicts a man pretending to be a plane, mouth agape, leaping towards two Subway sandwiches positioned as if they are the World Trade Center’s Twin Towers. It reads “Fly on in for Subtember 11th! You will never forget this deal. 2 footlong subs, $9.11. Subway, eat fresh.”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Onion’s parody ad for Subway. It reads, “Fly on in for Subtember 11th! You will never forget this deal! 2 footlong subs, $9.11. Subway, eat fresh.” The ad depicts a man pretending to be a plane, leaping mouth agape towards two sandwiches positioned to look like the World Trade Center’s twin towers.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fuckin’ evergreen meme by @trans.bsky.social
The phrase “this person” is used as a suppressor on the handgun of “degenerate tranny faggot”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It catches flak because it’s not like Zelda 1, and it can be cryptic, but it is a good game that fills me with the wonder of exploration: same as Zelda 1!
An edit of the classic “most people rejected his message” Chick tract panel. It reads “most people rejected her message. They hated Katelyn because she told them the truth. Gal. 4:16.” It depicts several robed figures staring angrily at Jesus, and telling him to shut up.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh, yay, efficiency! Just what we needed! Because that’s been the problem, right??? Efficiency???
A chart showing wage growth charted against productivity in the US from 1950-2018. While productivity has risen steadily, wages stagnated in the 70s and their growth has continually slowed.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They probably just planted some of these!
A picture of Blazing Star Gayfeather flowers, otherwise known as “kobolds”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The duality of kobold (these skeets were skeeted 2 minutes apart)
A screenshot of a skeet I made earlier in this thread. It says “I'm actually working through this with my therapist right now.
As a teen, I knew OF trans people, but transness was so heavily pathologized that I never considered it an option for me. I had never had a psychotic break that caused me to try and cut my genitalia off, therefore I couldn't be trans”A skeet I made on a different thread. It says

 “Instructions unclear, cut my bits off with a Damascus knife
Hey siri, google how to stop profuse bleeding for me please and thank you”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Mine arrived today! Thanks for working so hard to get these shipped out 🥰
A photo of Glopossum’s newest print comic, The Common Grounds
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A T-shirt that says I 💜 Bush the pussy not the president
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
(Don’t actually stop this is delightful)
A still from The Simpsons. A boy cries in horror as he looks onto a scene of Krusty the Clown beating us an analogue of the Hamburglar, shouting “Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@mattbors.bsky.social , your work remains evergreen.
The Matt Bors classic “yet you participate in society” comic. A peasant carrying sticks says “we should improve society somewhat.” Meanwhile, a dickhead with a “holier than thou” grin on his face pops out from the bottom of a well to say “yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent.”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Imagining a world where I never have to interact with another cishet person ever again
A screenshot of The Simpsons, wherein Lionel Hutz imagines “a world without lawyers.” In the world, people of all races, genders, and religions hold hands and dance under the rainbow, while the sun smiles upon them. It is utopian.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Blade Wolf Metal Gear Solid origin story
Blade Wolf from Metal Gear Solid Rising: Revengeance
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the face of cross-country explosive diarrhea
Robert F Kennedy Jr’s photo from the quote skeeted article. His jaw is agape, and he’s staring off into the distance, as if he just noticed he shat his pants. Explosively.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I had a very real conversation with my very alive friend Mitch McConnell this morning that took exactly 20 minutes and zero seconds. In it, he said “In my eulogies, do not let anyone use any other photo but this one, as it cements my legacy as the gravedigger of American democracy whose…
A picture of Mitch McConnell smiling proudly as he stands in front of the traitorous Confederate Battle Flag - a symbol of global racism, which perfectly encapsulates Mitch’s entire worldview.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The fact that shitty little ghouls like this get published in America’s most famous newspapers while tons of my trans friends struggle to pay their rent from writing tells me all I need to know about American morality Burn this place to the ground
A screenshot of a skeet from the New York Times Opinion Section. The opinion pictured is some stupid “pick me gay” bullshit from Matthew Vines called “I’m gay, not queer. It matters.”

Never heard of the guy before, but if he holds this opinion, I can go ahead and guarantee he’s an upper class white dude who wouldn’t know who has never known true struggle.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The inevitable result of…
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby meme
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Folks, I’m super hype about Deltarune!! Hell, I took off of work so I could play it as soon as it came out. But, keep in mind those who still need some time to experience it before we talk about it.
The “Remember, No Russian” screenshot from Modern Warfare 2. I have replaced the word “Russian” with the word “Spoilers”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The kobold in question:
An image of Tonberry from the Final Fantasy franchise. He is famously a small cute critter that hits for INSANE damage.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Aw hell yeag, my @b0tster.yeag.gay stickers arrived today! I’m so hype to slap some of these up across PDX c:
A quick photo of four stickers from B0tster. Clockwise, starting from the 10 o’clock position:

- Bunlith stands in front of a cop car on fire, sipping a can of drink. The rainbow text above her says “NO COPS AT PRIDE”

-the word “YEAG” in block letters.

- an illustration of Bunlith wearing a witches’ hat with goggles on it.

- A lesbian pride flag. In the foreground of the flag, two girls passionately kiss one another. Yellow text across the flag reads “MAKE OUT IMMEDIATELY”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’ve been making cute Kandi bracelets lately! Does that count?
A picture of my wrist! It has a Kandi bracelet on it, with the word 💜trans on it in letter beads. The remaining beads are blue, pink, and white, making a band of trans-pride colors.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Going to my bottom surgeon in Mississippi and asking them to invert my…
A zoom in of the previously shared selfie - focusing on the word mississippiensis
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Yip!!! What a lucky kobold, I wish I was her c:
A meme - a stickman, who is labelled “clueless”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
the kobolds when they finally detach the big red balls from the sidewalk in front of Target
A transparent PNG of Ed, Edd, and Eddy from the cartoon Ed, Edd, and Eddy. They are all salivating with huge jawbreakers in their mouths. The jawbreakers cause the characters to have giant protruding bulges in their cheeks
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There’s a reason I used the word “entirely” in my statement. I am saying, EVEN giving credence to those who would read this situation in bad faith and attribute none of the blame to Joss’ queer or native identity, he was still acted against by a discriminatory mental health system
A screenshot of my previous skeet, with the word “ENTIRELY” highlighted
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
jokes on you I’m into that shit
A fake warning poster about getting your fingers caught in machinery. It reads “warning: this machine enjoys the squelchy sound when you die.” It depicts a hand getting stuck in gears.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hey, younger zoomers…just to give you a glimpse of how the internet used to be before corporations bought and enshittified it. Back in the day, there were probably a couple dozen pages claiming to be “the last page of the internet.” Despite its cheesiness, it was one of my favorite gags.
The last page of the Internet from www.dotcom.comThe Last Page of the Internet from DucksDeluxe.comA screenshot of www.wwwdotcom.com’s version of “The Last Page of the Internet,” running on a Microsoft Explorer browser on Windows 95.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
At Furlandia? Look for this lil yipper!
A picture of Ruby Kobold, in a witches’ hat and respirator
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“God does not contradict His own word” Pressing X to doubt. Each one of these red lines represents a passage in the Scripture that contradicts another passage in the Scripture.
A diagram of the Bible, showing each time the Bible contradicts itself. There are a LOT of them.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
me, logging onto this app to find out what terrible shit they’re doing to trans people today
Edvard Munch’s The Scream from 1893
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Rolling up to my first day at the brain gym like
A meme, showing an ogre in distress holding a copy of James Joyce’s Ulysses (a famously incredibly complex work of fiction.) He says “Everyone call ogre stupid and it true! Ogre barely even literate! Ogre finally finished reading Ulysses, but Ogre only can identify surface level themes like religion and nationalism and can’t comprehend deeper ideas like the remorse of conscience that make James Joyce’s novel a Modernistclassic! Ogre so dumb, it make Ogre sad! At this rate, Ogre will never understand Finnegan’s Wake!”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Closest thing I can find to a primary source on the matter is this tweet….which I feel could break either way, really. I call myself a “transgender female” despite being AMAB, but they could also mean “female” in the purely sex-determinant way. Either way, folks love to hunt a trans person online!
A screenshot from the TADC subreddit - which in turn shows a screenshot from Twitter. It’s Gooseworx, creator of The Amazing Digital Circus, saying “I am but a humble transgender human female. God really didn’t help me out if I’m being honest. Kinda had to work hard to be who I feel I should be.”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
oh!!! Fursona titties!!! That would’ve been SUCH a better idea. Good thing I’ve got those on deck, too :3
Ruby Kobold fondles her own breast and lays an egg. Art by @sofia-drawsmore.bsky.social
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Since you asked so nicely c:
Kobold showing her titties at work
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A screenshot of that classic Zelda CD-I quote. The King of Hyrule says “my lady, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.” I’ve edited the phrase “my boy” to read “my lady” because Mrs. Oates, like all people, deserves to be properly gendered.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Professor Farnsworth type beat
Professor Hubert Farnsworth of Futurama saying “Tell them I hate them” as he sneers
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Thanks for sharing, couldn’t stand to comment without chipping in a bit to the fund too. Solidarity forever, may St. Louis receive the rebuild it deserves someday
A screenshot from the St. Louis Community Foundation, giving a thank you for donating.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My gal’s got headfeathers like an argonian! That’s kinda like hair, right?
Ruby Ref Sheet by @ramensalt
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The “ratchet effect” analogy really helped drive this one home for me
An illustration of the Ratchet effect. It reads “The Ratchet Effect: How you are being duped by the fake two-party system.” The illustration shows a ratchet, with the gear illustrated in red and the lock in blue. Red text reads “Republicans turn everything to the right.” Blue text reads “democrats block movement back to the left.”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
And this is without even MENTIONING the massive elephant in the room of Gazan genocide, and the 2024 DNC’s reaction to it so, when progressives criticize the Democratic Party,they’re saying “we don’t want to be these people anymore.Shape up,or ship out.” That’s a good thing!That’s a POPULAR thing!
A screenshot of DNC attendees laughing and covering their eyes at the mention of Palestinian victims of Israeli genocide in Gaza
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A beatnik Ned Flanders exasperates “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“You’ll call now!” “…I’ll call now” and “Another scorcher!” “Cool! ☺️”
A screenshot from an old Sears air conditioning commercial.

Wife says “You said you’d call yesterday!” 

Husband replies “I’ll call today…”

Wife demands “you’ll call now.”

Husband capitulates with a smile. “…I’ll call now.”A screenshot from the same Sears ad. The lighting color temp has been raised, making the room appear cooler. 

Wife says “what does the paper say about tomorrow?”

Husband replies, “another scorcher!”

Wife smirks: “cool!”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Asuka from Evangelion thinks this shit is pathetic
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I have been cursed with tasty snack knowledge, and now you must be too (thanks for putting me on these, @sonicmega.bsky.social by way of @oceanity.live ! They’re super yummy c:)
A picture of a bag of Fruit Riot: Sour Pineapple edition. They’re freeze dried frozen bits of pineapple with citric acid crystals added for extra sourness!
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I prefer…
A still frame from Futurama. It shows a logo that reads “popular slut club.”
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
the one that always hits me like that scene in Inglourious Basterds is when they say CIS, assuming it’s some complicated acronym instead of just a word Like yeah babe, you don’t talk about this stuff often, do you?
The scene in question from Inglourious Basterds. An American posing as a Nazi holds up three fingers, but typically Germans would hold up a thumb and two fingers. This leads a second Nazi to realize that the first one is an undercover spy.
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Ruby KoBOOld👻🎃 ΔΘ 🌹 @fluffyscales.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
JC Denton of Deus Ex says “what a shame”
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