floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 19/07/2025So you can’t sue the President of the United States. But he can sue us. He’ll prob drop it 2 weeks in and declare victory. Will he have to cut medicad further to pay for the lawsuit? 061
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 18/07/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man giving a speech with the words and always twirling twirlingALT: a cartoon of a man giving a speech with the words and always twirling twirling 030
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Maybe Trump can talk about how he is the most anti-Semitic president ever the next time he has dinner with Nick Fuentes and Kanye West. 020
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Sesame Street teaches kids about kindness, empathy and fairness. MAGA: Can’t have that “woke” sh$t 0424
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 18/07/20252.5 million viewers a night. Yes, purely a financial decision… enjoy your merger. 000
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 18/07/2025We need more 1990s All-Japan and less 2020s WWE. 000
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I take it he’s never seen the Constitution yet either 090
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 18/07/2025According to his physical 3 months ago his a1c was 5.2%. And no I’m not kidding, stop laughing 🤣 😹 😆 they actually used that number in the results. www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/me...presidency.ucsb.eduMemorandum from the White House Physician on President Donald J. Trump's Annual Physical Examination Results | The American Presidency Project 000
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Reporter: “Your right ma’am, I apologize. There are more important things to ask about right now. So about this Epstein thing….” 0281
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Takes years to reach Stage 3 which he is showing symptoms of. Which is weird cause just few months ago his physical said he had the health of a 20 year old and only took medication for high cholesterol. I wish I could eat McDonalds every day and have a blood pressure of 128/74 mmHg and a1c of 5.2. 000
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Taxes? Oh you mean the money we give to billionaires instead of receiving health care. 000
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I can see them giving them a 1,000$. Then immediately stick a gun in their ribs and demand a 1,000$ transport fee. 010
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 17/07/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of dr. riviera and dr. riviera asking where is epstein 's bodyALT: a cartoon of dr. riviera and dr. riviera asking where is epstein 's body 010
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 17/07/2025He doesn’t care. He just needed them to stay out of jail. And now that’s he’s president it’s all about revenge and enriching himself. What? Are they gonna impeach him? Nope. Good job MAGA. You created the deep state you were so terrified of. 👍 020
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Lincoln freed the slaves Reagan destroyed the communists So which is it? 020
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Trump: “Whoever appointed this idiot should have his head examined. I think the DOJ should seriously consider charges of treason against whoever put this unqualified moron in charge. You people want to talk about Epstein? Well whoever appointed this loser is obviously working for the deep state.” 020
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 16/07/202517% approval in handling of Epstein files is 18% too high 0100
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Soon it will be Epstein Epstein Epstein! 000
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 16/07/2025So according to Trump, MAGA 🧙♀️ = pretty bad people It like his advisors are telling him the best way to handle this and he’s doing the complete opposite on purpose. 020
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Possible Right Hemisphere Brain Damage. Pink Floyd “Hey You”: And the worms ate into his brain. 🪱 🧠 000
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Able-bodied billionaires seem to be the biggest welfare queens in our nation’s history. 000
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 14/07/2025It’s a good thing our officials aren’t allowed to just lie to the public in FOX News appearances. Oh and the Medicaid cuts are sprinkled throughout the 1,000+ page bill but the main sections are Section 71107 and Section 71115. 000
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Yes how DARE you expect your tax dollars to give you healthcare! What do you think we are? Every other 1st world country in the planet? If we did that we’ll go bankrupt. Just like…. Every other 1st world country in the world? 🤨 🤔 100
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Watch your step Vlady! If you don’t call me in 50 days I might make my citizens pay more money for your stuff. 💰 💴 🤑 <Thinking to himself: Trump youve done it again you sexy genius you!>media.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson with a fireball in his mouth and the words " i am so smart " below himALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with a fireball in his mouth and the words " i am so smart " below him 030
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 14/07/2025BREAKING: General Michael Flynn has been arrested for his connection to the Epstein sex-trafficking ring. While being charged Flynn was said to have declared “Shit, you weren’t supposed to call my bluff!” 000
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Ted Cruz’s press conference:media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says " s in extremis "ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says " s in extremis " 021
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Yes all those people born with Type 1 Diabetes or Anklyosing Spondylitis, put the fork down fatty. 🎂 Eat the good food that you can’t afford and take time from your 2 jobs to exercise more. What’s next? Cancer shaming? 000
floydisme.bsky.social @floydisme.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Looks like a forced perspective thing like in Lord of the Rings. 010