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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 17h

Halloween coming up. Who is ready to pay 30 bucks for bite sized Reese's?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hardmode fps play. Everyone is ready then handed a Roku remote.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I like how people will eat ass then turn around and make fun of people that pick their nose. A bit strange I believe.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Headline. Big company does bad thing to make profit. Everyone else

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Zendaya walked the carpet own many fuckin times at the odyssey premiere? Not sure if if I have seen enough headlines about it at this point.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Am I remembering wrong or did the band "Live" put out "throwing copper" and was killing it then did some shit album about dolphins and lost everything?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The "franchise woman" as the gta character has done more marketing on social media than anything rockstar could have done. Guess what? It is working.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Disney + now has Hulu. So I have to watch SVU investigate sexual assault on the little mermaid by Darth maul so the avengers can assemble for character witnesses.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Wait.... I can attach a "voicemail" to a text with my new phone? Isn't that just like calling and leaving a voicemail?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Why don't people who live on apartments get to vote on what to improve/upgrade/fix instead of just random shit that they use to justify raising rent?

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Red Hook Studios @redhookstudios.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

We're #hiring! We're searching for an Intermediate Character Technical Artist with experience in Unreal Engine. Apply today to join the team at Red Hook Studios, the creators of the Darkest Dungeon series: redhookgames.bamboohr.com/careers/37 #gamedev

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Mixamo seems to be a common thread here. Lol wonder why that is

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Two of the worst things you can do. 1) allow toddlers to open bubble toys in the house. 2) elect a trump to the most important position of government.

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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word? Right now my horror novel BEDFELLOW is on sale for $1.99 on Kindle and Bookshop. I have no idea how long the sale will last. www.amazon.com/Bedfellow-Je... bookshop.org/p/books/bedf...

Here's the cover of Bedfellow by yours truly. The cover is black with a black and white illustration of a bald creature with his face in shadow and tiny white eyes. He's playing with little figures beside a two story doll house.

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freepixel.art @freepixelart.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Every promotional art needs a good Wooden Sign Arrow Pointing. This one's free. Transparent PNG, commercial use OK. Part of our Graphic Design collection with 95+ free assets. #pixelart #gamedev #indiedev #freeassets #uidesign freepixel.art/browse/graphic-design

Wooden Sign Arrow Pointing - free pixel art from FreePixel

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

There was the mayor who is a Chinese spy... I mean that deserves salsa.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Lmao, watching the news this evening and besides our president being a complete embarrassment I was thinking what chips should I grab? Possible sour cream night. Maybe tortilla and salsa.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

The only thing more soul crushing than watching a progress bar is know that doing so doesn't pay you enough to support a family.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Toddlers dipping everything in just plain ketchup... That is a thing?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Every "x" screenshot on reddit. Why can't we live on this if everyone else can? Reply from your smart phone.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Who is responsible for making washing machines rely on proprietary goods to clean them?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Why hasn't text messages just turned into instant messaging yet?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Wife is weirded out about it and I am chill. She says it is super weird for that to happen. I see no issue. Thoughts?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

So a kid knocks on the door. I open it and he offers to take trash out for 5 bucks. No trash to take out but gave him a few singles anyway for gumption.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Me: hey what do you want to eat? Wife:... Me:what should we get for groceries? Wife: ......... Me: yo ass is fat. Immediately in the room wife: I know you didn't say that!

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Why aren't all fast food places take out or delivery? Only reason to eat inside a place is cause dad hit Mom at the table the day before and is dad is now taking everyone for a treat.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Ever get an Amazon package and wonder if you were/are too drunk to remember?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

To be fair there is nothing like making forts with your toddler and shooting nerf darts at Mom anytime she gets close.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Isn't it funny all that shit you learned in school about checks and balances in government with three branches just doesn't apply anymore.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Why am I looking up the wiki for creamed corn at this moment?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Each time I make spaghetti and have my wife taste test the sauce. She says it has too much pepper. I slowly over years just stopped putting pepper in and same thing. I'm beginning to tink she is lying or it is fine and just recommending things cause I let her test. I love that woman.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Ah. Friday. Off work, law and order on demand, stardew valley on the switch and some good food on the way. With all the negative and downright appalling news lately. It is nice to just have a chill afternoon.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Morning teams meetings.... About catching up and team building or just the employer still doesn't trust you to work from home still?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Some say my posts don't do well cause I am not focused. #casual #gamedev #politics #random #notfunny #sometimesfunny. Blah blah. I know what I am doing. Having fun. When was the last time you said you were doing that?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Law and order. Some bourbon. Feet up and life is good.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Who watches the daredevil hallway fight scene and gets as tired as the MC just tying their shoes in the morning?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Project meetings are the equivalent of a bad 1 hour floor nap where when it is over you even more drained of energy and cannot remember if you had pizza in the oven.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

If game devs would just not listen to me they would probably be half way successful.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

How come the dust settles after an epic event? Has anyone have examples of not an epic event where the dust settles? Maybe an anime or something?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Do you add the dryer sheet before or after cleaning the lent trap? I have mommy issues.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

So what the fuck is happening in Venezuela? Sorry been working and paying taxes.... Oh wait...

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Just swapped from binging law and order on Hulu to true crime on prime. Like a bike I was right back in.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Just had to Google if ring in the new year was still understood. What "rings" now a days?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

So bluesky has the same bot problem as x or formally known as Twitter or Prince or whatever. Hey I will take likes even if it is to advertise.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Have not posted in a while. Been busy helping saving buildings from burning babies....wait...

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

When I die I just want to be able to yell out that there is too many of them. Hoping aliens but will settle for like trash pandas.

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Okay who is the one that put coke a cola in my Jack Daniel's?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Ever wonder why you never see nude zombies running after main characters in film/TV? Gotta be that one dude unlucky enough to be in the shower when it goes down right?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

How come when I stub my toe I can do the lead in vocals of disturbed's down with the sickness just that one time then never again?

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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social @flotsemjetsem.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

What's with the immediate intrusive thought about picking up a piece of food that was just dropped on the floor and eating it? Just me?

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