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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊

@floridamike100.bsky.social
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My name is Mike. I draw and write sometimes. I created that crackhead red bird with the funny hat, glasses and the soup addiction.

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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 3h
I will never NOT piss myself laughing at that scene on "SpongeBob" where SpongeBob is like "Make the customer feel good, flatter them", the dude opens the door and Patrick just says "I love you" and gets the door slammed in his face.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 4h
What do Jamie Lannister and my OC Leon have in common? I can't legally say, but I'll just say Leon did it ACCIDENTALLY.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 4h
If you combine every authoritarian Republican asshole in America into one person and make that person a backwoods hick from Mississippi who somehow was smart enough to become President, you legit just get my OC Demas Temple.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 4h
I originally had a thing in my OC lore about a giant Godzilla-style version of my OC Phil that would randomly attack an alternate reality version of Japan, and then it finally occurred to me how unquantifiably fucking stupid this is.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 21h
My OC lore ends with my OC The Creator seeing how people reacted to his death and having to be reassured that, if he were gone forever, people would miss him and actually loved him while he was there. The Creator's name is "Mike". I am 100% NOT using my lore to vent my insecurities and fears.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 21h
Is it lazy of a person to make "Halloween" art by just drawing the type of art they always draw-- no real references to Halloween at all-- and just adding shit like bats or dark lighting to make it Halloweeny? Asking for a friend that is NOT me.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm the only person on the planet who could take a scene of a green-skinned snake woman crying because she came prematurely into James Bond's coochie and make it heartwarming and tender instead of stupid as fuck. And no, I refuse to give context.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You remember that scene in "Goldfinger" where Bond gets it on with Pussy Galore in the barn? Take that scene, remove the rape and make it a genuinely romantic scene between two lesbians. That's my OCs James and Ann when they fell in love.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I never understood the concept of being polyamorous and why someone would be that way until I wrote my OC James.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Most underrated movie hero of all time: the fucker in the pickup truck who saves Sally at the end of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Only one single onscreen injury occurs from the chainsaw in "Texas Chainsaw Massacre", and it's inflicted on the fucker USING it. IDK why this is so funny to me.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even now, 52 years later, that scene in "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" with the chase in the woods makes me 💩 my 👖
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dickens has Ebenezer Scrooge discovering the joy of life. Tolkein has Frodo Baggins enduring a journey of hell to destroy the root of evil. I have a crackhead bird high off his ass on soup.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Take Susie Carmichael from "Rugrats" and put her in that scene from "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends" where Frankie is tweaking TF out on cookies. That's my OC Naomi.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's a joke in "Top Secret!" where Rivers is in jail and does the whole chalk tally mark thing and it's up to 20 and then he's like "I've been in here 20 minutes already!" I think the joke would have been even funnier if it took like 20 days for him to be booked. Then it's right on TWO levels.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Scary Movie 3" is my ultimate guilty pleasure movie.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My top five favorite ZAZ movies: 1. "Airplane!" 2. "Top Secret!" 3. "The Kentucky Fried Movie" 4. "The Naked Gun" 5. "Scary Movie 3" (it counts cus David directed it)
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My favorite scene in "Top Secret!" is when Rivers is being taken to the electric chair and being read his last rites by the preacher, they get inside, someone gets strapped in, the executioner throws the switch and then it reveals they were executing the *preacher*. I love this movie LMFAO
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My OC Magdalena watched "Top Secret!" with The Creator once and pissed herself laughing when the one dude just randomly says "Ich libe dich, mein Schatz!" to his superior. Since The Creator didn't understand German, Magdalena had to explain through tears why this is the most randomly gay shit ever.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does the Bible say it's a sin to depict your fictional Jesus character doing the freaky?
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me: (Opens Krita, an NSFW reference of two people fucking, and my reference image of my OC The Creator) The Creator:
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Master Oogway: My Time Has Come
ALT: Master Oogway: My Time Has Come
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of these days I'm gonna crack and draw NSFW art depicting my OC The Creator passionately banging my OC Magdalena, complete with visible Creator penis. Like Thanos, it is inevitable.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's a scene on "Better Call Saul" where Saul is trying to talk Tuco out of killing two guys and is like "An eye for an eye" and Tuco just says, "An eye for an eye... you want me to blind them." I think I've found my OC Carlyle in another life.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only reason I want to watch the upcoming "Crystal Lake" show is because of how unquantifiably fucking hot it is the idea of Velma from the live-action "Scooby-Doo" movies murdering people.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
About to watch the movie "Top Secret" for the 1st time and the only way I can watch it is PlutoTV. I'd rather watch the movie ON Pluto.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish I was born earlier so I could have missed the "Harry Potter" train and not had to sit here and feel like I'm a piece of shit for not being able to stop loving it. I don't feel like I have the right to call myself a trans ally.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The rule wasn't "If you don't want the Stone, it'll appear", it was " If you want to find it but not use it, it'll appear". Did he even watch the fucking movie? 🤦
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - Nostalgia Critic
YouTube video by Channel Awesome
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this is the exact same thing my OC Marlene said after choosing to have bottom surgery.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dad?
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyone makes a crack about how this is Halloween art simply because two men kissing is scary and the only scary thing will be how fast I block yo ass. Only thing spooky here is the fog, bats and the thought of Blobert's potentially erect dick. #LGBT #queer #loveislove #FDT #halloween #gay
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not gonna lie, Jon is the type of therapist I'd be: "I hate this bitch so much that I don't wanna deal with her anymore. All right, she confessed to abusing a kid. Now I can call the cops on her and she's not my problem anymore" LOL
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Villain Therapy: DOLORES UMBRIDGE
YouTube video by Cinema Therapy
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In this new piece of art I'm drawing my OCs Blobert and DJ are kissing under the moonlight on a foggy night and Blobert is implied to be nude while DJ is wearing clothes. The nudity was just for ease of drawing, but what the fuck was the context of this scene in-universe?
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes I feel like it'd be better to just give all my trans female OCs cis female voiceclaims, cus part of me feels like any reasonably minded trans female VA would look at my trans characters and go, "Fuck outta here with that shit".
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Potentially hot take, but I hate when people say "The (insert medium) is (insert time period) old, if it's spoiled for you, that's your fault for not seeing/reading/playing it by now". Y'all do realize that doesn't mean you had the opportunity or even ability to actually experience it by now, no?
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will never not burst out laughing at the childlike joy Douglas Reynholm has in his voice when he finds the gun in his Dad's desk.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If my OC Michelle were President, the first thing she would do is crank one out in the Oval Office, like "This is the ONLY reason I ran".
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Third Degree Burglary In New York: "I unlawfully entered a place I didn't have legal right to be with the intent to commit a crime" Second Degree Burglary in New York: Pretty much the same thing, but you up in they crib.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I made a comment a while back asking why there was no Elseworld story where Harvey Dent became Batman and then I find out THIS comic exists.
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Batman: Two Faces - Wikipedia
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know that scene in "Harry Potter" where Dumbledore tells young Voldemort he's a wizard, Voldemort is like "Prove it" and Dumbledore proves it by setting the wardrobe on fire? Take that scene, but have him set VOLDEMORT on fire. That's my OC The Rogue.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I joke about running for President when I'm 35, but let's be real: even if by some miracle I actually *won* (and that's assuming I was crazy enough to actually run in the first place), I'd be out after a fucking day. I'm too people-pleasing to survive public office.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Take that scene with Peter Dinklage in "Elf", replace him with Danny Devito, don't even have him TRY to hold back his anger, and have him swear more. That's my OC Mr. Avocado.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I Googled "You have made a powerful enemy today" looking for that clip from "The Simpsons" and I think the Google AI thought I was threatening it.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The game "Press Conference" on "Whose Line is it Anyway?" is basically just the game "Let's Make A Date", but in reverse.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My OC Leon is a Transylvanian-born, French-raised vampire born to a South American mother and a Russian father, has an Irish middle name and two British children born to an American mother, and his ancestor is a Spanish lady who bonked a White god. I'm not high.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, vote blue in 2028 and elect my OC Magdalena as President. She'll fix healthcare, attack big businesses, AND she used to have a dick, so it'll really piss off Trump.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vote red in 2028 and elect my OC Phil as President. He has an IQ of 30 and won't fix anything, but you'll at least get free soup.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If all the presidents in my OC lore are the same until George H.W. Bush and Bush was still alive in 2013, then this means there's probably a photo out there of my OC Magdalena in the Oval Office standing alongside him and probably thinking, "Don't make a joke about the vomiting..." LMFAO
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What I love about this joke is that it equally insults both the French *and* gay people without being overly cruel to either group.
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Family Guy - French Siren
YouTube video by SupYallitsMe
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to see a slasher movie where the killer is some random old lady. No, not like Betsy Palmer in the first "Friday the 13th". No, I mean the whole movie it's some old geriatric grandma in a hockey mask killing people.
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🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊 @floridamike100.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like a horror movie with random jumpscares could work if the jumpscares were LEGITIMATELY random. Like, imagine a normal scene where two characters are talking and then they just randomly threw in a jumpscare for no reason.
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