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@floppyflower.bsky.social
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Engineer (not the trains kind) Woman (the trains kind🏳️‍⚧️) 40 something if that matters? Sometimes rambles about magical creatures.

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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Getting through 2026 be like
a comic by @emilyscartoon. 
“LIVE IN THE MOMENT” reads the caption. Below it, a woman says “This moment is bad”.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
new girl breakfast dropped
a display in a grocery store advocating for mixing creamy plain yogurt and white monster together in an unholy smoothie. below the display, both ingredients are visible in a cooler bunker.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Caption: LIVE IN THE MOMENT

On an otherwise empty canvas, a figure with long hair sits in a chair and observes "This moment is bad"

Credit @emilyscartoons
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
so many tiny bits, so full afterwards
A table is cluttered with china tea service. In the foreground a three-level caddy is piled high with scones, amuse-bouches, and desserts. It all looks delicious and fancy.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
not a genre i’ve run across often, but this trilogy came to mind
The cover of Alan Dean Foster’s book “A Call To Arms”.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
[ sad noises ]
meth lab oompa loompa from a tragic incident on terf island
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Got a feder recently, and today my magnetic “sheath” has arrived!
A female figure dressed in pyjamas is partially turned away from the camera. A very large metal practice sword (feder) is suspended from her hip by a magnetic harness.  Also, her butt looks pretty nice.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
my milkshakes bring all the santas to the yard 🎶
a largely spherical plushie with a minimalist smiling face and a belt that reads “milk for santa”
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
two smiling anime women clapping their hands together with the caption “let’s take ibuprofen together”
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
@liliuhms.com Just wanted you to know one of your massive bee plushies has found a happy family home.
Three bee plushies are cuddled together on top of a plush flower.  The two adults are long and cylindrical and the baby is almost round. All of them have smiley faces and look like excellent bees.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
i did not know polishing silver could be this easy
silverware spread out over aluminum foil in a sink full of water
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
An anime girl sips coffee. Caption: "There is no meme.  Have a good day"
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Erm, what
Zoomed and cropped photo of an athlete with pursed lips.  The outline of another figure it's superimposed on the image, with the line art crotch aligned with the athlete's lips.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Does the number of plushies correspond to the depravity level? Asking for a friend.
News article from “The Daily Tism” headline reads “Mountain of plushies on autistic woman's bed actually guardians of depraved sex den”.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
This is what the cool people are posting, right?
A picture generated by Bluesky showing that my account was number 692,845.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Mom says we have trans shork at home
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
showing my age a little
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
More sexism - End the gender pocket gap today!
Superman is tucking a small package into a pocket on the inside of his cape.  Dialog reads "BESIDES BEING FLAME RESISTANT, MY CLOTHES CAN BE FOLDED INTO A TINY BUNDLE...
IT FITS NEATLY
INTO THIS SECRET
POUCH IN
МУ САРЕ!
IMAGINE
DOING THIS TO YOUR BEST SUIT!"
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Suppressing~
The text "You guys call it 'masking my autism' but I like to call it suppressing my mana" appears over a picture of Frieren.  She is seated on the ground and clutching her knees against her chest.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
I hope this clears things up.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
Too much fun to not post this one.
Gowron, a klingon from Star Trek TNG, holds two streaming rainbow flags and a third rainbow floats above his head.  He appears to be wearing red nail polish, and wears a snarly expression. Below his feet, a banner reads "Glory to you... & to your identity!"
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
Disable immediately, send a message.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
Rubberzilla knows your sins
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
My childhood is calling me...
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
If you see this, post a random thing from wherever for whatever
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
A display case with figures of Ellen Ripley and the alien queen.  The alien appears to be defending her brood of cadbury creme eggs.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
taco
@taco2054@infosec.exchange
just realized Easter and the Transgender Day of Visibility coincide this year which means it's the world's ultimate egg hunt
Mar 26, 2024, 02:31 PM • (
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3 boosts • 6 favorites
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
This shirt is giving me anxiety.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Posting pictures from current device without explanation.
A woman in lingerie walks two velociraptors leashed in ribbons down a garden path strewn with rose petals.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
round 2
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Plant fight
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Doesn't hit as hard now that I've already transitioned but... Yup.
Dylan Meconis
@dylanmeconis.bsky.social
Welcome to writing fiction, where you're the last person to find out what you should talk to your therapist about
Jan 22, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
Reading it in his voice is essential.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
Can we all agree that Neelix was always creepy as hell?
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
Making this the same colour as the normal stuff was not a great plan.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
LLMs aren't AI, by the way.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
Don't let your dreams be dreams.
The face of a grown man emerges from a slit in a calf's neck, asserting that "It is hard work - but I will learn!"
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Holiday terror time.
An advertisement from the 50s or 60s with a recipe for making a "snowman" out of gelatin, mayo, cottage cheese, and cabbage.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Man labelled "2016 me thinking I'm just bisexual" gazing at woman labelled "2023 me".
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Please exercise caution when approaching or touching autism creatures.
"Photorealistic autism creature" costume in bag, with humorous list of features including "fur that shouldn't be rubbed backwards".
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band
The Band of the Hawk from the manga series Berserk.
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Vibin'
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