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@flopperdog.bsky.social
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I make websites, have a dog, watch MST3K, and spit into the wind. Radically pro-transgender. GenAI is a tool of fascism. Unionize everywhere but dissolve the police unions. Repeal 2A. she/her/hers

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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ok Glen
same image as the OP except Glen's face, which already has all his features squished toward the center, has been much more squished in Photoshop so his features only take up 10% of his face
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
George Clooney will never top this performance
George Clooney is behind the counter of a diner. He's doing satirically aggressive product placement along with a man with a ridiculous moustache in Return of the Killer Tomatoes
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I see other folks saying their dog does it, and I just happened to take this picture earlier today Never seen a cat do it (I've had a bunch of foster cats), but we don't have indoor stairs, so...
A large grey Cane Corso is sitting with his butt on the couch, back legs fully extended forward, and his front feet on the floor. His eyes are squinty because he just woke up.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Herc does a blep
a big grey cane corso is standing on a brick patio and licking his own nose
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this is the perfect time for the threaded post count to make its debut
screenshot of Kruse's post showing a 1/111 post count
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
omg I love him. he looks so much like my old dog (and avatar) Emma
a big white American Bulldog with tiny black spots, sitting up in a chair and looking toward a window with sunlight coming in
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm the wife who got my husband into it For the reverse, try showing her the first picture, and if that doesn't work, the second (It helps to know the actor isn't an asshole)
Alan Ritchson in a shirt that says Arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor. He has a large black dog on a leashRitchson in his car, his face right next to the face of his dog, a large black Cane Corso
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
(a) LOLLLLL (b) I saw this for a split second and I thought he was holding a BABY
screenshot of the very first frame of the video. The taller ICE guy is standing with his arms folded across his chest and the guy behind the counter is just a head sticking up above the ICE guy's arms and it looks at first glance like he's cradling a baby, only the baby is wearing a baseball cap and has a beard
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I want to like this but I refuse to ruin the perfect like count
the original skeet showing 666 likes
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I know the color you mean. This is my dog in September 2020 not enjoying the outdoors one little bit.
A very large dog is looking to the left. Behind him is a wood planter filled with gravel and a boulder. Everything is orange. The dog is dark orange and the wood is medium orange and the gravel is light orange. It looks like you're looking through orange glass but you are not, the whole sky and everything under it is orange.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm looking back at that thread and guess which of these people turned out to be right
Paul says:
The polls say he has more D support than Mills. I don’t live in Maine and a lot more good people know a lot more about him than me. I just want to win the Senate. Some Ds have a nasty habit of righteously not voting and then actually feeling good that the R guy won.

zota says:
I just want to win the senate too. Which is why I'm so worried that a guy who can't clearly explain a single tattoo might still have some nasty surprises left to come out during the first election campaign he's ever run.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
there are no single family homes in Palo Alto selling for $1M. I mean literally none
Redfin map of Palo Alto with the filters set to a max price of one million and house type of single family.
There is a small cluster of prices in the mid to high 900s showing, all of which are in East Palo Alto, and if you don't know the difference, probably best to not pretend it's the same thing
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Happy Birthday Fun!
me at my probably fourth birthday party. I have a pink dress and paper hat on and I'm blowing into a noisemaker. There are two balloons taped to the wall. The furniture is VERY 1970s. The photos is very dark and grim probably because it is winter in Alaska, and also the 70s.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
no special reason here's a picture I took of the reflecting pool in 2011
An adorable baby duckling floating in a sort of grey-green looking pool with their reflection underneath them. The duckling is brown and yellow with a dramatic dark brown stripe running across their face from the bill and over the eye.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
thank you! **even with this** very helpful guide I struggled to see it
the image with everything but the snake made black and white
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I am *deeply* disappointed to see these three missing
A still from Mystery Science Theater 3000 showing TV's Frank, Dr. Forrester, and Mike Nelson as Morrissey being sad
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I assume this room is for... rollerblading? Broomball? Putting on thick socks and letting your dog drag you around?
A gigantic room, mostly empty with a couple of seating areas around the edges and a glossy white floor
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
ugh it's been 6 hours and I'm not blocked yet!
screenshot of my anonymized insta account saying "u lost lol. Lily sends her regards"
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
*taps watch impatiently*
Molly's post with the "30 minutes ago" post time and the 35-90 highlighted
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
lol it's probably not as exciting you think but here's what I've got so far (for some reason reverse ordered by artist)
songlist part 1:
O-O-H Child
Punk Ass Bitch
Party Hard
It's Time to Party
Now We Can See
Walkie Talkie Man
Sinnerman
Chandelier
Top of the World
Let's Go Crazy
So What
S.O.B.Song list part two:
Party Rock Anthem
I Predict a Riot
Head On
It's Amazing
Cracks in the Surface
Love to Hate You
Karma Chameleon
I Can See Clearly Now
Tubthumping
Let's Get it Started
The Great Defector
Body' Movin' (Fatboy Slim remix)
Hooray for Me...
Wake Me Up
Believer
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Yes. Yes we do
screenshot from an Apple Music playlist called "When It Happens" showing album covers from Erasure, Jimmy Cliff, Bad Religion, and Avicii
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
wow, this question made the decision to block super, SUPER easy
Hamiltwan asking a self-important twit if George Soros is a worse person than Stephen Miller and the pile of sentient narcissistic garbage responding "in different ways, yes"
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My note
I was born in Colorado, and some of my family still lives there. I visit your fine state regularly.

Your decision to commute the sentence of an unrepentant traitor who tried to overturn our election, who vows to try it again, whose crime struck at the very foundation of our entire political and social order, is an indelible stain on you and your record. It is what you will be remembered for. 

Or, to quote some of your more principled constituents: Eat shit, Polis.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
sounds interesting, too bad the site it's on is complete and utter garbage
the earth.com page for this article which is 90% ads, half of which sit on top of the article content. Over the entire page, on a screen 1700 px wide by 960 px high, fewer than 35 words are fully visible.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
oh no
screenshot from my account today showing 30+ notifications

it was fine, just some likes on me slagging on Polis
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I can't even process the words because what the fuck is this
the woman in the image is wearing a belt with a gold buckle that kind of looks like a tall skinny alien fucking a frog? And next to it is, I'm not sure what but it looks like a colostomy bag
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I had a purebred once (in rescue after being confiscated from a breeder) and she was beautiful and perfect and an angel send directly from heaven and she had every goddamn disease and condition known to veterinary science
an American bulldog, white with tiny black spots all over, asleep on the couch with her head and one paw up on a pillow
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
oh you have GOT to be kidding How fucking gullible ARE you
Vanity Fair headline form July 2024: Donald Trump's inner circle says he's "changed" post-shooting. But has he really?ABC headline from July 2024 says: Trump Jr say father is 'changed man'Guardian article from 2024 says: Trump wants to project a unity message after the assassination attempt. How long will it last? with subhed: The ex-president is believed to be softening his convention speech
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
look what you made me do
Mr Beast with black eyes and a black mouth and his mouth is gaping open like he's unhinged his jaw
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Six years ago we adopted Hercules, our Corso/Neo, from Jelly's Place. If you're able, please consider helping them stay open. gofund.me/4ee8d66b7
A very handsome grey Cane Corso is sitting down in front of a Christmas tree, looking just up and to the left. He is wearing a sparkly red and green bow tie.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A white American bulldog with tiny black spots gazes up at the camera. She is wearing a sparkly red and green bowtie and she is the most beautiful creature in the entire universe.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
yeah it's shaped like a fish but otherwise not fish-related just a red gummy type thing
a black bowl filled with red Swedish fish, a fish-shaped but not -flavored gummy candy
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I just looked at that thread and there's really only one solution for it
the Bluesky Block Account confirmation dialog box
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Hercules, Herc, Goobers, Squishy, and Professor Bimbles P. Nugglesworth his song goes "Who's that dog with the biiiig head, biiiig head, biiiiig head...." IYKYK
a large grey Cane Corso running in the grass, his tail up and ears sailing on the wind
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
LOL my favorite frame
still from the video and it's just Alan Ritchson's shadow and even his shadow looks enormous and threatening and what kind of asshole steps out in front of this man's bike, TWICE
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I knew this posture reminded me of something
a gorilla with a scowling expression, leaning on his knuckles. Trump is imitating gorilla poster.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I want Jane Wiedlin to deliver the news
Jane Weidlin as the singing telegram person from the movie Clue (just before she gets shot)
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
today's email to Senator Schiff
Dear Senator Schiff,

As your constituent, I have a question regarding your vote to confirm Donald J. Trump's nominee for NSA Director. My question is as follows.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? TRUMP IS  WAR CRIMINAL, A TRAITOR, AND THE MOST BRIBED PERSON IN HISTORY. YOU DO NOT VOTE FOR HIS PICKS FOR ANYTHING. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Thank you for your attention to this matter,
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Twenty Republicans in Congress could have stopped all of this at any time. In the course of a day, they could have prevented this war. They could have stopped it whenever they wanted to. They could do it today. And now, timeline cleanse.
a grey Cane Corso on the couch with his head on a pillow with his eyes half-shut and his lower lip stuck out so he appears to be pouting. In the background, a white wall, a wooden door, colorful photos of flowers, and a hat rack with a small American flag stuck in it.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
with alt text
J Chris Lund post: It's hilarious when Americans pity my Norwegian tax rate. And yes. We pay more to the state. In return, we get free healthcare, free college, and 49 weeks of fully paid parental leave. We do not have to crowd-fund our cancer treatments. Your ‘low taxes’ just mean you pay private corporations a premium for the privilege of still going broke when you get sick. Our system is an investment in human dignity. Yours is a GoFundMe waiting to happen. The math is really not that complicated.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
oh that was fun! I was way off on the first one before I got the hang of it
score of 44.66/50
Tetrachromat or obsessive? Either way, maybe go outside.

You ranked 28,341 out of 127,748
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
a great blue heron standing on a grey tiled roof against a clear blue skya grey pelican standing on the railing of a pier, its bill tucked against its necktwo doves on a concrete curb in front of a prickly pear cactusA speckled brown bird -- maybe a woodpecker? -- perched on a wide, bright green tree branch
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Post a tree you photographed
A huge red and black rock with a very tiny tree growing out of the top. Seen on the road to Rocky Mountain National Park.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
lol
In two stills from Muppet Treasure Island, Miss Piggy greets Long John Silver (Tim Curry, looking lascivious) by saying, "Hello, Looooooong John." Kermit, standing between them, says, "Oh no, him too!?"
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
LOL, whoops
an update from the New Jersey Globe that says "RETRACTED: Tom Malinowski wins 11th district primary, beating back crowded field and AIPAC onslaught"
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
if you see dog, post dog
A large grey Cane Corso is lying half on a wood floor, half on a purple rug, and giving you a sidelong glance
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I live in CA and I genuinely do not believe this man can win
Gavin Newsom and then-wife Kimberly Guilfoyle lying down together awkwardly on a rug that probably cost $60,000 in a room that gives Mar A Lago a run for its money in the ugly olympics
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
No we don't! We want it abolished! By an enormous margin, that is what Democrats want! WHAT IS YOUR JOB
A YouGov poll from January 24 showing that 76% of Democrats support abolishing ICE and only 15% want to keep it.
Independents support abolition by 47 points to 35 points. 
Republicans continue to be Gestapo bootlickers.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
thank you for this post it's simple to add alt text, I have a browser extension that extracted the text for me
I suspect the Anderson brothers have seen the social media outrage about the sale of their property and feel they're being unfairly cast as villains by a liberal, emotional city looking for someone to blame.

I suspect they are telling themselves a story about this that goes something like:

We’re businesspeople, not politicians; we didn’t make the laws; deals are deals; America runs on this stuff.

But I also think, deep down, they wish they hadn’t done this.

So, here’s my advice: Drop the deal. Eat the embarrassment. Find another buyer. Make a clean break and say, plainly, that you don’t want your legacy tied to masked men hauling people out of their homes and into warehouses an the edge of town.

The alternative is a lifetime of being whispered about everywhere from church fundraisers to the Crown seats at the Royals games.
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
JFC
A page from the "AI Skills Hub" that looks like absolute shit, crap just thrown on the page anywhere, stupid font size changes, a background that somehow looks like both a stock image and Trump's birthday drawing to Epstein
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