FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Man, those 24 hr streams must be LUCRATIVE if you're doing another so soon. Looking forward to it! 040
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Ah, my favorite news article of all time. Love to see it 000
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Thank you for using your powers for good, rather than evil. If only your powers applied to Virtua Fighter.... 020
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Lol, a Venn diagram I didn't expect, but I am HERE for it 010
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 22/12/2025media.tenor.coma drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' . 000
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Oh great, another "liberal" declaring "war" on"Christmas" 010
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 14/11/2025If we have to have cloak and dagger shit in our world, it should at LEAST be fun, and carry an air of mystique 030
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Just gotta say, Jack, you are both delightful and astute 000
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 14/11/2025media.tenor.coma man with a beard is sitting on a couch with a lamp and says `` great '' .ALT: a man with a beard is sitting on a couch with a lamp and says `` great '' . 020
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 13/11/2025media.tenor.coma man in a plaid shirt and tie has a badge around his neckALT: a man in a plaid shirt and tie has a badge around his neck 020
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 21/10/2025So, seriously, I do agree with this point NOT seriously, imagine how rad it would be if that Lincoln statue had a big ol' gun 010
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 20/10/2025That ending is one of the most cynical, most well-written endings in cinema. Makes up for a lot of the other... interesting choices in the film 000
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Yo, I am about to start trying to re-create the brown sauce I had at a Thai place the other day. That's all the menu said, brown sauce. I have room in my life for the UK and the Thai version 000
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 03/10/2025This is the first Onion article that I can't get behind. For shame 000
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Well, it's October Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People - The Onion share.google/UMFlFSeayBnA...share.googleArchaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton PeopleAL JIZAH, EGYPT—A team of British and Egyptian archaeologists made a stunning discovery Monday, unearthing several intact specimens of “skeleton people”—skinless, organless humans who populated the Ni... 000
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 25/09/2025media.tenor.comtwo men are standing next to each other with their mouths open .ALT: two men are standing next to each other with their mouths open . 010
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Ah, another way for the Trump administration to consolidate power. They don't have enough of those, honestly 040
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 24/09/2025media.tenor.coma man with a beard is wearing a bear hatALT: a man with a beard is wearing a bear hat 010
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 22/09/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character says that 's true next to a pink characterALT: a cartoon character says that 's true next to a pink character 010
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Ah, the big corpo money is being threatened. Maybe there'll actually be pushback to something the government is doing now 010
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Pat, I thought you were a man of principle and honor. You disgust me 010
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Satire should always be used to punch up. Good stuff 010
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Aaron, thanks for everything. You are truly fighting the good fight, and all your work is appreciated, man 000
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 05/09/2025George, keep up the good work! You're one of the best 110
FloorTuna @floortuna.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Because Americans didn't learn about that in high school, and they all stopped paying attention to the world once they were no longer forced to. Most just don't know, so their comparison point is WW2. 110