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Flock of Doug

@flockofdoug.bsky.social
42 followers 72 following 220 posts

The Greatest Christian Homocore band ever. Creator and performer of Trump/Vance 2025 campaign anthem, "Boyfriend, You're My American Flag Underwear." (Spotify/Apple)

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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Q
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Strait of Iran?
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the essence of American exceptionalism
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Makes the decision to go see Bob Dylan perform in unbearable heat instead of watching the cheating US squad play soccer/fb much easier.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
American exceptionalism 101
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Strait of Iran
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Marine Le Pen and Nation Rally send their sincere thanks.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Release the Putin files!
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Duh. He just won the FIFA Piece of Shit Prize. I was surprised it wasn’t sponsored by Kohler or American Standard. Regardless, he earned it.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
And he didn’t want the FIFA Peace Prize. He wanted the Kohler Toilets Piece of S*** Prize. Big misunderstanding.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Institute of POS??
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Maybe the inaugural Nobel Surrender Prize
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
He’s taking all of us – not just the United States, but the entire planet – over a cliff. Only a handful of us have parachutes or a safe place to land.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Trump administration asks for emergency pause on judge’s order to fully fund SNAP - NBC News The admin will suffer “irreparable harm” by not forcing Americans to go hungry. That’s one way to lose 100,000,000,000 pounds.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
What’s the MAGA call on Cheney? Lower flag to half-staff or toss him in an unmarked grave for disloyalty?
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
What’s the MAGA call on Cheney? Lower flag to half-staff or toss him in an unmarked grave for disloyalty? Lifelong service to country and Republican Party versus siding with his daughter against Trump.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
So let’s start a war??
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Sub “Maduro” for Graham”
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
3 words: Central. Park. Five.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Government-cum-puppy mill
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Release the Maxwell files!!
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Release the Maxwell files!
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
He wants to make sure that there are no dissenters to the plan to attack Democrats. If any of the brass object, they will be fired and replaced someone who has no qualms about killing Americans. How is this not obvious?
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Release the Maxwell Files
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
“Let’s get rid of the politicians and elect CEOs.” Whose idea was that??🖕They don’t share our values, and they sure as hell aren’t sharing the money!!
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Release the Maxwell files!!
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Release the Maxwell files!
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Tell me you are a depraved and morally bankrupt POS without saying I’m a depraved and morally bankrupt POS
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Ha. Like he’s trying to get back to the womb where he was born.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Dude hits the ball and runs to third base. Every time.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
At the rate things are going, history will be written by his “ideological” descendants, or there will be no one to write it at all
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Whatever they are, they’ve managed to hoard an obscenely disproportionate amount of the world’s resources for themselves, and they are distressingly good at imposing their warped values on the rest of us. Particularly impressive given the useless Tool that they’re using for the job.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Terrifying convergence of hyper intelligence and maliciously insane creativity with the ability to make nightmares a reality
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
As the “prez” spouts a steady stream of consequential nonsense
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
He is going to do whatever Net tells him to do. Such an impressionable nimwit. God help us all.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Dick Traitor?””
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
“Agent Orange, report back to your handler in Russia immediately. Do not speak another word regarding Iran, or mother Russia will release the kompromat.”
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
There is a shell of a human being, tho
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I feel great sorrow for anyone who has the misfortune of serving in the United States military right now. I wonder how many MAGA alpha males will be signing up to serve as cannon fodder. I predict a bone spur epidemic.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I hope you are right that their efforts are doomed. I am more than a little worried.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Yarvin is anything but an intellectual. He is a weak-minded and lazy thinker with a gift for agitation. An intellectutroll™️
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Is there any other kind of bigot? They’re all gutter bigots. Some use bigger words and wield rhetoric more effectively.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
True. Most presidents only allow Israeli leaders to humiliate them. This guy will grovel to anyone if he thinks he can get something that he considers valuable from them.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
It’s time for Vlad to drop the kompromat on Caligula.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Earned. Fantastic and timely book.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
They should have saturated the swing states with live performances from the greats, instead of shooting their wad on a few mega performances. I hope to learn the lesson.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Ugh. She should stick to hunting puppies.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Does anyone know how tiny he actually is?? He goes to great lengths (oblique pun fully intended) to conceal this information.
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Flock of Doug @flockofdoug.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
A bunch of real patriots, for sure
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