Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I know we're living in the worst timeline because I was born after ski ballet ceased to exist in the Olympics 000
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I don't blame them. I'm almost 40 and have been disillusioned since college. I'm exhausted as 20 years have passed and it feels like all we've done is regress. 010
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Don't be fooled by her cuteness. Pancake is a vicious criminal. #dog #pittie 120
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Funnily enough, my mom recently said that she thought my grandmom was wrong about the cold NOT causing you to get sick. My grandmom was also virulently outspoken against the current regime and GOP in general. She was a real one. 000
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 13/02/2026In my early 20s I would make jokes about eating babies. Because it was just so silly and absurd. It just occurred to me that I can never make those jokes again. So that's fun. 000
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Introduced the ND child in my home to the Focus Friend app. He told his mom he wants to spend his last ten minutes before bed cleaning his room with Focus Friend so he can earn more socks. Thank you, @hankgreen.bsky.social 020
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 06/02/2026We also have a Henry Chicatski and a Flannery O'Catner. And an Amelia Meowhart, but she just goes by Bean. 130
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Thank you! I have a couple other punny ones - Margaret Catwood and Furrances Bacon. 4391
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 06/02/2026This is Butch Catsidy. He likes to drown his toys. Or bury them in his food bowl. 61095
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 12/11/2025No but you see, poor health is a moral failing. Because being poor is a moral failing. Which means only wealthy people can be moral and so they DESERVE healthcare and everyone else should suffer and die. 🙄 010
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally? 010
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Mmm yes, I just love being Cassandra 000
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Oh no. You've gone full @briamgilbert.bsky.social 000
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Oh glorious prophet of the ginger hair and loud voice, may your prediction manifest into existence. Amen or something. 030
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Honestly just fucking sad as hell to be waking up in a world without @andreagibson.bsky.social but tangerine Mussolini continues to live. 010
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 10/07/2025My partner of 10+ years is 5'7". We are poly. We live with his other partner. He also continues to use the dating apps and has no problem finding dates. He's "short" and bald. The height isn't the issue for this turd. 010
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I almost bought a house from one of her exes 😂 010
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I have done a crumb of physical labor and I fear I now need a great rest 010
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 09/07/2025@bsky.app I'm begging you to fix your alt text programming. The "done" button is always beneath my keyboard and if I swipe away on the screen at all to attempt to move the prompt box up, it closes and all my text gets erased. 000
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 06/07/2025This is Butch. He's stealing his elderly brother's food. SHAME HIM. #catsofbluesky #cats #shitgoblin 030
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 25/06/2025If we can't have it irl can we at least get it in a reboot of Celebrity Deathmatch?? 010
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 25/06/2025"The litterbox has been used by my dead cat. Thanks for making it stinky." @lilsimsie.bsky.social Only in the Sims 🤣 000
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 25/06/2025He is able to escape at any time and is frequently the instigator. Despite how they might look and sound, they're actually both playing very gently. 210
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 03/06/2025It's that last one I think. Everyone loves a little cow in a cape! 020
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 30/05/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no ! 010
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 20/05/2025My sister took in a puppy from a neighbor's litter despite the fact that she can barely afford to feed her kids. Now the puppy has parvo and I have to sweep in and save the day again. Can I just have like a week without her dysfunction? Jfc 000
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I see recognizing satire is not your strong suit. 😬 121
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I like the ones that just S C R E M 020
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Every day I wait by the window, wondering when my father will return from the war.* *Literally any activity that takes his father out of the house. 020
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Which is why I like to frame it as, "hey! We didn't get the worst possible outcome! At least he's not a Nazi...yet, anyway!" 060
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I have a friend who works for a county government agency. They don't even have a working fridge in the office because the last one broke and there's no budget to replace it. But, yes, tell me more about government overspend, conservatives! 0141
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 07/05/2025media.tenor.coma young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . 010
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I am constantly yelling at people that vegetables don't exist 😂 020
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Ordinarily I could not give two shits about wellness trends, but I'm pretty sure I have keto/carnivore/protein obsession to thank for these. SO THANKS I GUESS 050
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Presenting: A Story in Three Parts, my greatest artwork to date. I will be taking questions for the next fifteen minutes. 010
Trashley Reelpearson @floatsuspiciously.bsky.social · 16/04/2025What does it say about me that I enjoy He's Just Not That Into You despite every character being a bundle of red flags... Except Ben Affleck 🤣 120
