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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 2h
It's 2026 dude they're not pedophiles they're youngerly sexed. I'm so sorry sir please have a nice day with your child bride.
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Foid Clavicular be like grahhh im tjmaxxing I hit my face with hammers to make my tits huge and OD to be like stacey grahhh
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My google search history -supreme court decisions on refused loads -expectant payout, load refused -my load refused any legal precedent -legality of no loads refused party -can they refuse loads
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How the hell do u do eye contact I feel like people think I'm crazy cuz I look em in the EYES which is what that PHRASE MEANS
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cons of age regressing too hard: -soft spot comes back -SIDS is once again applicable Pros: -foreskin reclamation
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
U couldn't make a band called pink foid today. Ud get fucking cancelled.
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mr Miyagi if he were gay: jacks on, jacks off
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
*person who doesnt know how penises work* "when he uncircumcised and got his period call me jason todd cuz im under that red hood"
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
They say James touched Hill that's why it Silent
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
You bitches basic like baldis basic my shit keep em up 5 nights like 5 nights freddy
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
"Call me Captain AFAB tge way I'd strike the sun if it misgendered me" Is that anything?
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Can someone explain to my wife that just because everyone on gay island knew me doesn't mean I'm gay? I'm just very outgoing, sorry.
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Pekomama artists if there is an apocalypse of some sort you are our most valuable resource. I will keep you safe.
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Media thread 1: Dude...i just had a freakin nap...it rocked...
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Frankly I never thought I'd see a social media app that would surpass iFunny in terms of utter depravity and downright vileness, but twitter's somehow so much worse than iFunny ever was now. Twitter's got good art, funny people, but Jesus Christ just knowing about stuff there makes me wanna puke
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Year of the horse thus far has been an excellent year for furry perverts (me), and an excellent year for the US oil execs and general evil hegemony (not me). If you're in that intersection of communities this must just be the best year ever dude, and it's not even February! Fucking kill yourselves
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I got a friend, see? Real hush hush...if you got the dough he can make some media become, shall we say, "lost." You ever see Squidward's Suicide? No? Exactly...
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I lost all my media in the divorce
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
There was some stupid drama about Isabelle Animal Crossing gettin big tits and I know it was a psyop to make artists draw her stacked. Whoever started the drama is a hero
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Theres someone on kalshi who im sure is celebrating that their "attack venezuela" bet paid off i just know it
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The nword pass i bought has been malfunctioning and ive been getting beat up recently despite clearly having enough credits, can I speak to IT?
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The angel and devil on my shoulder
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
How woke do u think the stock markets were when Trump announced the tariffs? Potential reason why they fell? Perhaps
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Went woke and lost all my money? Anyone know why?
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Trump be watchin Angel Cop in the OVAl office
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Honestly youtube pedophiles r just insanely less respectable than Hollywood pedophiles. U made a minecraft letsplay 5 years ago and u think ur hot shit? Have u seen Seinfeld?
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Media Thread 1: Just fuckin fried this dude wit da bong cloud I'm a real ass chess player now dude
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Wokeardi B? Wokedak Yellowoke? That do anything for you you pig?
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Democrats in Congress have officially hit a new low in their radical protesting of Trump executive orders by putting up a sign that says "Gay losers sit in here" outside the oval office. Trump has asked his gay friends to sign orders for him until a federal judge can deem this sign unconstitutional.
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Woke up absolutely furious then later had the hardest cry I've had in awhile listening to someone talkin bout how awesome Ladiva is, honestly an interestin day
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Wiki donation fanart
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I personally think Kendrick's pusha T line on Euphoria, a very clear nod to the fact he's clocked Drake as transmasc and takes testosterone, may have deeper connections. To what, we may never know.
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
One must imagine Bad Luck Brian happy
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This might be a bit woke of me but Morgana persona 5 yaoi is actually kind of awesome
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mimimimimimi @mimoid.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
hi, the job opportunity i had lined up for my move has disappeared, and now im scared about making rent and paying for my own expenses, plus surprise PC repairs. im scared and need help if you have anything to give, my cashapp is $AlSaiduq. RTs help, thank you and i love you all so much
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Might lose some friends for saying this but it has to be said: The Bluey dogs are not that fuckable. If u draw Bluey porn congrats ur 42 years old and have been stockholme syndrome'd by being forced to watch it all day with your kids so that u mistakenly feel attraction to the dad and draw him buff
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
No ifs, ands, or buts about it folks: Trump has signed an executive order inviting Elon Musk to the cook out. Reports say Elon is ecstatic to finally publicly be able to say the hard r with his fellow people of Africa.
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
In his biggest blunder yet, Donald Trump has officially banned liberals from referencing Harry Potter. The apparent backlash from this may be too much for the current administration. Notable democrat voters have been wearing Bluey hoodies in protest of this unconstitutional grab for power.
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
How do i stop letting bots follow me
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Massive scandal as Donald Trump pardons people who say they "only listen to video game OSTs." Supporter of this and major Trump associate, Elon Musk, had this to say: "Rap is too aggressive." When told this was unrelated, Elon placed earbuds in and sat in his car for 30 minutes, no further comments.
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Good news for Evangelicals AND Republicans today. Donald Trump has officially summoned a beast with 7 heads and 10 horns, as well as a harlot of Babylon. They will allegedly be helping with securing the border to Mexico, replacing the undocumented sphinx which required you solve his riddles 3.
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Genuinely think the liberals on this site need another covfefe moment or a mug that says "Dont talk to me before Ive had my covfefe" or they might just end it all Im being quite serious here
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I need to become more cryptic
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Big political gaff last night as Elon Musk attempted to summon the Hindu god Shiva in support of H1B visas but was struck down by a volley fired from the god's Pinaka bow. Oops!
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Donald Trump has officially decreed every area of the United States as an Indian burial ground, helping much with Native American representation but overflowing the nation with curses, which some fear could increase the national debt
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Donald Trump allegedly bringing back cafeteria pizza from before Michelle Obama destroyed everything, will this change public opinion on his policies? Could be true
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Desu @floastytoast.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Woke up at 6pm yesterday, good move on my end for my being fired speedrun
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