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@flixaard.bsky.social
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Some kind of aard

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 6h
Eeiw gross, got followed by a Trump supporting furry. I used to like the guy and I would have reconnected, but then I saw his cursed bsky timeline. Now I feel gross.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 7h
Blocked
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 7h
That tail looks fucked up
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 7h
This is disgusting
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 7h
Oh man, long ago I used to be a huge Orson Scott Card fan. I know this feeling well.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Homophobes are usually hypocrites, so yes.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Compliment people on the choices they made about their appearance. Complimenting on how it makes *you* feel horny is creepy.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm still sad I missed the chance
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Insectivores like me have very weak stomach acids because bugs are already so acidic.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man I so wish I hadn't missed my chance for vrc
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hyenas~
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Huh, must work differently on smart TVs. That's really messed up
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Huh, I don't get any ads
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh I appreciate them very much :9 I just need to find that gif...
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's that time of year again. You know what that means? Yup, only 31 days until Gnollvember.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm a long slide. Only one tum seems to be relatively uncommon tho.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She still believes in Jewish space lasers
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🪐 maki @ljesak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hyenas! - #art #digitalart #animalart
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
The before and after it's even more haunting.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll massage those bones... with my stomach.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NEVER underestimate the Democrat's ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. This is still a tossup.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having a tiny account means I can make jokes about suicide and no one notices
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just get it over with already =/
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honestly not sure if I can make it through another winter or if I should just end it all
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is so wrong. Trying a fish sandwich at a new restaurant is always a gamble.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When Donald finally dies, I'll bet she robs the rest of the Trump family blind.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man, VR chat looks so fun. I wish I could have joined.
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RemPhase (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) 🔞 @remphase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, if the belly is swaying around like a hammock, you might be able to guess
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh hey, us too! In New England we're about to get hit but a Northeastern hurricane.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Of course
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I did that every time before I turned 30 too, tbh
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can offer a hammock...
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can you imagine how painful it must be to be stung by a Zorgoia? A hornet's stinger is the size of a human hair and it hurts like a motherfucker. Zorgia stinger is almost the size of a person.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want to love stoat, I really do, but each time I try to use it the experience is garbage.
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Ricket @ricket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mini sketchpage for @laughinstock.bsky.social !
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The aardwolf of concern
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aardwolves puff up their mane when we are scared, excited, anxious, happy, unhappy, bored, or really just any emotion.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And her name was Albert Einstein
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only flaw with this story is Trump voters are incapable of introspection or appreciating irony.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well there is something I do NOT miss about the past. Fuck RealPlayer in 2006 and fuck RealPlayer in 2026
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My prey friends are all "termites"
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Election season...
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Psh, I trust Ubisoft with Beyond Good And Evil about as much as I trust Trump with kids.
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pros: makes Trump fume like a toddler Cons: everything else
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Flixaard @flixaard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching Pokémon scalpers eat shit has done it for me
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