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Flint Webber

@flintwebber.bsky.social
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DOB: 9/27/1988 flintwebber.carrd.co [This Account is open to Fetish content. I do repost and post my own content of it. Mostly of the Fat, Furry, Inflation based stuff with other fetishes mixed in.]

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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'll go ahead and post this over here as well. I'll be posting more stories as time goes on for examples of works I've done.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
No bingos, but pretty solid list.
Hoya
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Hope whoever gets it loves it!
RefRef of how the moon works.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Here ya go!
Artist: grinex
Artist: guardragonArtist: grinex
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Hey, if this guy follows you JUST DELETE the notification [unless there's some way you can block someone without having to go to the profile and stuff.] Guy has untagged Nudes and openly has a banner that's nude. Will report.
This guy is a clown and should feel bad.
If Marty6117 follows you, just delete the notification.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
#MTG #Proxies #Collaboration @wurmcoil.bsky.social wanted to work with me on making this become a real card, so after a few days of crafting, we made this! Was fun working with them to make this a real. Pack on the right for the comparison.
A proxy reskin of Zhulodok, Void Gorger from Magic the Gathering as a ZhuZhu Pet. https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/704/zhulodok-void-gorger for the text on the card.OG packing of a ZhuZhu pet. seen here is Jilly.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
#MTG #Proxies So, I saw the art done by @wealdwolf.bsky.social and reached out to see if I could turn this into a proper card! I did have to add to it at the top and bottom to fill in around the art he did, but I think it came out well! [Original card on right]
A proxy of the card Bello, Bard of the Brambles from Magic the Gathering, very fat alt art as done by WealdwolfBello, Bard of the Brambles original art from Magic the Gathering
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
GUYS [well, the EU guys] YA DID IT. Hell yeah! HELL YEAH! [but hey, keep on signing it, more won't hurt]
This is what action looks like.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Oh shit? For real? I bet they fixed the +2 Mace-... oh. [Gatherer is Wizard's Scryfall] [and the card for reference.]
TitleGo look it up yourself! I guess this card isn't real in the eyes of Wizards.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
"Oh mans, I can't wait to join this server." I was then pinged 57 times. [I don't mind, but love it when a server is just... all messages right from the start. Ugh.]
...Pain.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Now's your chance to [Draw a fat duck] But for real, Anybody can do this, I don't mind! First one is the ref, the others are for flavor and fun. [check alts for FA links]
Draw me memeMy kitbashed ref from https://www.furaffinity.net/view/59834133/Racing suit, from https://www.furaffinity.net/view/55511694/big, blue, moobs! from https://www.furaffinity.net/view/54642180/
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Ok, I wanna help my boyfriend out @bigbootytanuki.bsky.social and help find the artist of two works he has. The Icon comes from around 6/9/24, at least what the file says and the Fat pride butt one is from around 9/29/23. If you know anything let me or him know!
Oliver, my bf, icon, with an ace and fat pride flag. artist unknown as of right nowOliver, my bf, showing off his wide butt, clad in underwear dressed up as the fat pride flag.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
[Art by @viddibus.bsky.social ] and of course, the fat alt to match the mood.
Fat Sweaty MemeFat Sweaty Meme
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
[art by Oni-Kun on FA [forgot their newer name at the second]]
Meme
Meme
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
OH MAN my fave man!
ITS A JOKE!
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
"Oh no! My art isn't good!" ... "But what if... I get an AI to do the work for me? Ohoh ho, Seamore, you devilish man you." If you know her, don't harass her, that's bad taste. But charging this much for AI Art that "I have my own model for" ...not a good look. It's not even your work!
NO names, unless you can some how pick out the names from the resolution.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The custom is kinda based around that new dragon that does the whole tower of toughness and that one conductor lady, but with food and stuff. I feel as if a reword would be needed as I think the puncuation might be wrong and also it might be a "Spuzzem" moment again.
We are still waiting for them to choose to this day...
https://scryfall.com/card/leg/187/floral-spuzzem
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
#MTG #Proxies #Custom A duo of a Proxy and Custom card [see thread for custom talk] Art is from @emberwickart.bsky.social and Kela is owned by @teddypimm.bsky.social
Kela, Tavern Tussler, shown here as a proxy/nickname verson of the doctor who card Strax, Sontaran Nurse [thus the Alien typing]Kela, seen here as a custom magic card that text box reads:
Vigilance
Whenever you sacrifice a food, kela may fight up to one target creature you don't control.
Then if you sacrificed 2 or more food, put a +1/+1 counter on kela. then if you sacrificed 3 or more food, lose 1 life and draw a card. then if you sacrificed 5 or more food, remove all counters from kela and deal damage to any target equal to the number of counters removed this way.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
-AND I DID THIS WITH IT. Sure, it's simple, cute and quick. But it's mine. With AI slop, it's not yours. both in that you don't own it, and the 'style' you've "trained" is not yours too. 4. Be Humble. Don't go throwing stones at people like your a mean girl. it only makes you look the fool.
Flint, as a Sanrio like character.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
OH! I see, they blocked out the link to the chain. Anyway, here's your context for what got blocked for those going this deep.
:clown: :clown: :clown:
I'm sorry touching paper hurts.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This be them
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
And here is the 2nd idea. The true first idea was one in which a person was in the background at Markov's wedding and was about to drop their cake on the couple in the fore frame. I think the idea came out well now that it's a part of the fUN-Fair idea.
Magic the Gathering's Tragic Slip, Rendered as an Accident already in motion at the Fun Fair. This was the starting idea before it became what you saw before.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
#MTG #Proxies #Commissioned Another work by @amkitani.bsky.social ! The Third card in the set! This one had a diffrent concept at the start but fit the bill quite well and made for this work. Yes! that is the curse guy, and also Edward Markov. Yes. I'm sure curse guy is going to get cursed again.
Magic the Gathering's Tragic Slip, Rendered as an Accident already in motion at the Fun Fair.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
oh! another secret lair take "That’s right. If this drop sells better than the cats drop, we’ll make an ALL [DOGS/CATS] SUPERDROP IN 2026!!!" ...alright does that mean that we'll be getting TWO superdrops? THEY BOTH SOLD OUT. or are you going to go the cheap way and say the first one sold wins
secret lair go brrrrrrrr?
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I don't use Twitter anymore [profile only kept so I can see links, I don't post anymore there], BUT DEAR LORD that sidebar. 12+ items vs 8 items. Leave twitter, geezus.
Twitter. Sidebar. good fucking god.Bluesky. much more simple.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
#MTG #Proxies When a Omenpath/Planeswalker takes his boyfriend out on a date. Art is by @hamvex.bsky.social and features @bigbootytanuki.bsky.social as my boyfriend. bsky.app/profile/hamv... [full art here] I really love how this dual frame came out!
Magic the Gathering's Secret Rendezvous, with boyfriend arts from a Fellow artist.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
#MTG #Proxies For those time in your life when a whole bunch of little guys are trying to attack you. Norn's Annex. Now you'll be protected from attacks! *(Not responsible for someone paying life or paying the white mana and swinging though.)
Magic the Gathering's Norn's Annex, rendered as a box of tax software.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
#MTG #Custom #NASCAR Thrown together at a relativity fast speed and given some balancing consideration. The phrase came to my mind and I just HAD to give it some Aetherdrift style love. I didn't even know the guy's name was Darrell Waltrip until I just looked it up, haha. Anyway, enjoy
Apart from the text on the card, the Darrell Waltrip and race from from the last time he said it.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
#MTG #Proxies #Commissioned A 15 minute sketch work from @amkitani.bsky.social ! For this one I just had him do my 'sona over the Testprint card of "Personal Decoy" [Shown on right]
https://scryfall.com/card/cmb2/96/personal-decoy
Done as a quick sketch featruing my character.https://scryfall.com/card/cmb2/96/personal-decoy
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
And here's how it started! The first idea I had for this was to have it as a "Guess your weight" kinda game, but pivoted to this idea and I feel turned out better. Also, yes! the hats did change before final. The middle left helm is Helm of the gods, and the bottom hat is just a Cowboy hat.
My first draft of CapsizeAnd the first pass of the card before it got finallized
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
#MTG #Proxies #Commissioned Another work by @amkitani.bsky.social ! The second card in this "fUN Fair Lair" and has some Easter Eggs in it [can YOU guess the hats? Answer in the thread below.]
Magic the Gathering's Capsize, Rendered as a run down selling booth.
Capsize reads
Capsize
1UU
Instant
Buyback 3
Return target permanet to it's owner's hand.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Oh to anybody following me and wondering "Wait, his art seems familiar?" Boom. He's their go to artist!
MTGGoldfish main page.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
#MTG #Proxies #Back Not too much to this one, just wanted to make my own card back so if I print out any of my cards and pass them out to people, they can find me and know who made them [outside the set symbol]
A card back for my proxies when I go to print them out.

It reads:
Flint Webber
Duck Master [a play on MTG's Deckmaster]
Flintwebber.carrd.co [my link set]
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
#MTG #Proxies Forgotten to pay the one last game? With our new tax enchantment software from Magic, now you'll never worry about forgetting to pay your taxes again!
Magic the Gathering's Rhystic Study. 
Rendered as a box of Tax Software.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
And this is how it started [well, after my thumbnail]. I planned on drawing this myself but I'm... not an artist. [I can do editing, and writing, but pure art is a bit above me, hah] Honestly when I saw his first draft [seen here] I was in love.
Magic the Gathering's High Market
... Rendered as my first draft of the idea that I later sent to Adriano.Magic the Gathering's High Market
The sketch done by Adriano Kitani [see main post for info.]
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A Commissioned work from @amkitani.bsky.social ! This marks the start of a "Not-So-Secret Lair" I'm calling the "F-UN Fair". Where each card is a normal magic card but with a fun UN-pun twist. Thank you sir for bringing this idea I've had to life after so long! [Thread includes my alpha design]
A card from Magic the Gathering called "High Market"

Shown here as an elf...orc? elf/orc is selling her wares of "hi"s to a dad and his son.

The card reads:
High Market
Land
Tap: Add 1 Colorless
Tap, Sacrifice a Creature: You gain 1 life.

Around the shop Keep is various ways to say hello in other languages.
Art is by Adriano Kitani, with the idea coming from me.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
A... lot can be said in an image. Multiverses. Alpha?- fun! 2v2 is a novel way to go into a Platform fighter. Closes. Beta/Full- ...slow? Why are the characters so wonk in size and- Why... is Reindog locked? Healer. Support type [that... was then removed from the game.] [more in thread]
Reindog.

What even.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
#MTG #Proxies #DOS Another deathgenerator.com work. I mean it's RIGHT THERE in the name. So might as well give it a treatment that fit in some way shape or form. [I couldn't find an artist, so I gave the credit to the company.]
Wheel of Fortune, the Magic the Gathering card, rendered as a puzzles from a DOS version of Wheel of Fortune. Yes. This is meta, Yes, I love it. And the last puzzle answer is Let's Wheel and Deal! if your wondering.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
#MTG #Proxies #SEGA #Outrun #Aetherdrift So, Newest set is all about racing ey? Heck. Why not do an iconic bit of screen to give ya something fun. Screen and text generated with: deathgenerator.com ...I could make this a cycle, but not sure what games to use for the other four.
Magic the Gathering Island, Rendered as a screen from SEGA's Out Run.Magic the Gathering Island from Aetherdrift
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
The MEME COLOR CYCLE. [Explaining the diagram from before.] Green means it exsist/ed Yellow means it seems like it did but the proof is ... light. Red means I couldn't find any proof it exsists, thus I didn't make the card. Also, have these Meme Meme cards.
MemeMeme Meme
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Crappy Sketch aside, this is my logic of colors: Red - Pizza Hut, Red roof. Black - Taco Bell, ... need I say more? Blue - A&W, Known for their Root Beer, so 'water' Green - LJS, Cuz the food is very oily and makes you feel 'thick and slow' White - KFC, ...uh... *shrugs.*
The MEME COLOR CYCLE.
Green means it exsist/ed
Yellow means it seems like it did but the proof is ... light.
Red means I couldn't find any proof it exsists, thus I didn't make the card.meme
memememe
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
#MTG #Proxies #Custom #YumBrands #Meme The year: 2008. You got done listening to "I Zimbra,"from 2006. And you have to meme. ...Also you play magic the gathering. So I bring you: The "I'm at the combination" Lands. A lazy meme I did for fun just cuz. Thread has more and Design talk.
Meme, 1 of a few.MemeMemeMeme
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'm... not a fan of the Flux myself [kinda don't like Yas]. Twood, I'm kinda into the fact they didn't shy away from the real/dark side of things, but I do understand the feeling of it going too far. Also, have a meme to give the feeling of it.
Silly Simpson meme showing how Captain Jack Sparrow is a man we love in Doctor Who, but gets put though the freaking wringer in Torchwood.
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
...w...Huh? ...man, X is just... weird.
Two Tweets in response to the Catly ...............""""game""""
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
#MTG #Token #Balatro @playbalatro.com Hey LocalThunk, I love the game! How about I let it slowly infect other games I play? Both Blueprint and Brainstorm being used to show off the "Copy" Token. Both Copy something, so I feel it's one to one. The latter two are using the UI as a frame.
Blueprint as a Copy Token for Magic the GatheringBrainstorm as a Copy Token for Magic the GatheringBlueprint as a Copy Token for Magic the Gathering, with frameBrainstorm as a Copy Token for Magic the Gathering, with frame
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
9/9 Timmerian Fiends Tim! ...seems like a cool dud with his bear? friend. Shame his effect is kinda crap after the Anti Ante but it was early magic so, go figure. C to D tier.
https://scryfall.com/card/hml/58/timmerian-fiendsAnti Ante of https://scryfall.com/card/hml/58/timmerian-fiends
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
8/9 Tempest Efreet One of Two creature cards and ... geez this one was a nut to crack without just making it into a Yu-gi-oh card [aka, wordy] So, this is also kind of a +B too. Honestly it's Chaos Red and I like that but it's... a lot for very little. ? to ? Tier?
https://scryfall.com/card/4ed/225/tempest-efreetAnti Anti of https://scryfall.com/card/4ed/225/tempest-efreet
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
7/9 Rebirth ...Huh, Makes for an... interesting group hug card for sure. MAYBE if it was an instant it would be better but... C to C Tier.
https://scryfall.com/card/4ed/267/rebirthAnti Ante of https://scryfall.com/card/4ed/267/rebirth
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
6/9 Jeweled Bird Another "I thought it was a creature" cards. Oh hey look! An inverse Tormod's Crypt! B? to A Tier
https://scryfall.com/card/chr/102/jeweled-birdAnti Ante of https://scryfall.com/card/chr/102/jeweled-bird
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Flint Webber @flintwebber.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
5/9 Demonic Attorney By far the BIGGEST LETDOWN of all after the Anti Ante. 3 mana for a top card removal. Honestly with a name like this I thought was going to be a creature. D to F tier.
https://scryfall.com/card/sum/103/demonic-attorneyAnte Anti of https://scryfall.com/card/sum/103/demonic-attorney
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