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Flim Flam

@flim-flam.bsky.social
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Ugh. Wonky DC stuff, media, policy, fun. Nothing is new. The gyre is fucked.

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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
youtu.be/4cia_v4vxfE
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Bachman Turner Overdrive - You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet 1974 Video Sound HQ
YouTube video by NEA ZIXNH
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Read? Nominative determinism-ass character.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So the strange machinery with uncanny abilities now pour fire from the sky, big whoop. Real talk, though - it was the conventional MIRVs last year that really sent me.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
With the rhetoric, is the reaction a feature or a bug?
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 10/09/2026
You don't win a conflict for the heart of civilization with war, you win by making the other guys want to be you. We didn't win the Cold War with fighter jets and missiles, we won it with rock and roll and blue jeans.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Man, even the damn plane is trying to get away from this shit.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trying to shoehorn his batshit, narcissistic impulses into the framework of policy, precedent, and the shared, collective idea of "the American President" does not work. Frankly, it's part of the reason we're sitting in this present mess.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The world needs more socially conscious halberd experts.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Broke: Lifestyle changes Woke: Daddy can have a little T but only from a doc Bespoke: Weird vials of chemicals from overseas labs sold as supplements by Alpha influencers.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
HEY DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? YOUR WHOLE FAMILY CAN NOW PLAY OUR GAMES, JACKASS. CONNECTIONS, THAT MATH BULLSHIT, C'MON ALREADY AND GET YOUR KIDS INTO THIS. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW NEWS IS DEAD BUT A GUY GOTTA EAT.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The printer, the potential snitch, and the caddy.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Color me surprised: www.washingtonpost.com/education/20...
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Judges accused of denying Sikh student points in national civics contest
His parents and a congressional caucus questioned the results after the teen’s answers were rejected.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Why does he look like an off-brand muppet? Or, perhaps one of the crank yanker puppets.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can't you read? It's "stunning," see, and you should be walking around warily, all head in hand. Apoplectic, even. Just throw in the towel and embrace our centrist figure heads already, christ almighty.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They come up to me, with tears in their eyes, big, strong men, saying, "Sir! Sir! Please get in the hot hold cart with the Salisbury steaks and Kosher meals."
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Crain's New York Business... what kinda lefty Marxist rag is this? I only trust what I hear at the pump on GasStationTV.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Everything I don't like is simply [jingoistic foreign language terms].
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Truman & Nixon, Truman in '47, moved to EEOB in '55. Tricky Dick built a single lane under the north portico in '73. Funny enough, you'll see pics of outings to the EEOB lanes on dating profiles in DC, like a shibboleth of sorts.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Jesus fucking christ. For what it's worth, this isn't even good merch, just slapping a shitty logo and harebrained 'tagline' onto bullshit. More surprised they didn't partner with gRuNTStYLe.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Reads like a headline you'd see in some cyberpunk-adjacent game set in contemporary times.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"Sir, an urgent message was just delivered from Grand Ayatollah Jahn Barrāni..."
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Mc Conaughey True
ALT: Mc Conaughey True
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Paulie Gualtieri in a Coffee Shop
ALT: Paulie Gualtieri in a Coffee Shop
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
God's will, after all.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Licensing changed; now Snoopy is shilling gas station dick pills.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Bro code, bro. Bros before polls. It's what us men do, obviously.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Probs distracted and thinking of u kno what.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Terrible for the country, has no business being in politics, that's for sure... BUUUUTTT, whom among us hasn't had a few too many Miller Lites and, well... you know.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Pweese let me have my strongman fantasies...
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yeah, I voted for masked goons blasting anyone who gets in their way without question or even extra paperwork. I did this because I love America, you see, yet you have the GALL to not just open up yer legs for me? Did those lunches and/or dinners around Columbus mean nothing to you you?
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What the actual fuck is this statement.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Not Cool: Man Intervenes in Public
ALT: Not Cool: Man Intervenes in Public
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Holy moly, it's like a murderers row of rightwing shitheads. Waiting for them to go to Jacob Wohl or Ryan Fournier for comment.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Fuck yeah get me off this shit hole rock.
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Madturnip Independence Day Movie Clip
ALT: Madturnip Independence Day Movie Clip
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
STEVE: We had a problem. And, uh... TRUMP: Whaddya mean? STEVE: You know what I mean. The deal's gone. And we couldn't do nothing about it. The Supreme Leader put out a statement at like four in the morning, the IRGC did a thing in the Strait, we responded, and that was that. It's gone. TRUMP:
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Goodfellas - Man on Phone
ALT: Goodfellas - Man on Phone
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Simpsons: Mr. Burns and Sideburns
ALT: Simpsons: Mr. Burns and Sideburns
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Their names are the same names I’d use for fictional characters with their same MO/ideological bend. Everything is just too on the nose about them.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“The couple with the giant glasses who are too weird” Christ almighty I knew exactly who you’re talking about despite the vagueness of this statement.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
And most certainly doesn't give a shit.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Anyone worth their salt as a right-side lawmaker dipped out or just accepted this is apparently life now. I always take R polling with a grain of salt: at this point in 2026, who the fuck is still saying, "Yeah, I'm an R and I support this..."
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Game recognize game, even if we're not aligned on policy.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Jesus Christ.
A meme mocking the absolute projection from an infirm, sundowning leader.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I was about to say: IT IS A FUCKING BOEING.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Everyone knows real men don't drink water. Especially when it's hot out–I mean, what, you gonna let the sun cuck you? Suck it up snowflake.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If you're feeling peckish, there are some nicotine pouches in back.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Dad, I just got an alert... As your accountability partner in Christ, we need to talk about the media you're watching."
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Viewership dropped? Get 'em hooked via other methods...
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Absolute Cinema Raccoon Meme
ALT: Absolute Cinema Raccoon Meme
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Probably mistook the teen for a dog.
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Pathetic...total fake news" is tantamount to a Pulitzer these days.
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