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“The undertaking was impossible from the very beginning and of all the impossible ways of carrying it out, this was the least interesting.” - Jorge Luis Borges

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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tuxedo cat draped over a kitchen counter like he’s a jungle cat in a tree, with a vase of fresh dahlias behind him.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I later watched all of “Breaking Bad” while only referring to his character as “Todd.”
Cartoon guy (Todd in “Bojack Horseman“) wearing a yellow beanie and red hoodie (same thing he always always wears) and holding up a cellphone with his own, identical picture on it.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Netflix’ blurb for “Hamnet” cracked me up.
“A young Latin tutor falls in love with a woman who is rumored to be a witch. As they build a life together, they must navigate tragedy and heartbreak.”
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Perfect.
Skyline giving me the white squirrel immediately above a random quote from Moby Dick
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Depending on the length of the quiz, I fell into New Hampshire, Maine, or my adulthood territory of Maryland/DC. I am curious whether some specific answer would have knocked me from NH or Maine into Vermont!
Results from mydialect.us — I sound like a New Englander, ayuh!
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Speaking of…
Promo pic for Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Alan Rickman in “Galaxy Quest” reluctantly saying “By Grabthar’s Hammer… what a savings.”
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
DC Arts Center’s WallMountables show ends this week! We thought Friday, but it looks like they may have extended it to include Saturday, 11 to 4! Last chance to see this dangerous bobblehead and all its spiky friends.
Furry abstract cryptid with rusty razor tooth and curving antennae (actually they are street sweeper bristles, also rusty). If you were at the gallery, I would let you touch its fur and make it bounce.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Harrison Ford in “The Empire Strikes Back,” approximately 12 bazillion years ago.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sold! 😊 “Fetch Quest,” on view at D.C. Arts Center until August 21st.
Assemblage sculpture featuring a tiny skull, cactus wood, rusty metal & wasp nest on a background of aged brown leather.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Grey-haired white woman smiling upward with a pair of cardboard eclipse glasses on.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A bunch of @museum-wanderer.bsky.social ‘s fabulous cyanotypes have already sold, so your only chance to see them in person is to come out to DC Arts Center! (& then you can buy the others, not pictured…)
Two cyanotyped collages: pensive woman with vulture; exquisite framed snail. “Pollen Dancer,” a cyanotyped collage image of a woman in galactic swirling outer space, poised atop a ginormous spiky grain of pollen. Cyanotype toned with wine tannin, a lovely murky collage of a hand holding a strangely plump valentine heart.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Art opening at DC Arts Center tonight! Website variously says 6-9 and 7-9 so you might want to shoot for laterish? Unless you want first crack at new art! One year I did have a piece that sold by the first 15 minutes of the WallMountables opening night. (Shown: “Fetch Quest,” detail.)
Tiny skull, wasp nest, driftwood, very tiny shell on aged leather and rust.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
“Deeper” — one of five new things I just installed at @dcartscenter. Wallmountables 2026 opens Friday (info at extinct-flightless.blogspot.com)
Rectangular box full of rust and warped glass.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Getting ready for the annual community art show at DC Arts Center #wallmountables — this is finished, but still needs a title. 🤔
Close-up detail of assemblage sculpture with rusty barbed wire, melted bottle glass, rose petals, and a rat shinbone.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Porcupine sacrum. (After soap bath, before hydrogen peroxide) #notanartworkyet
Porcupine sacrum bone (sort of rectangular with holes and protuberances), looking taupe-brownish on a white background.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Comfort characters…
Troy & Abed from “Community,” smiling up at something in the sky
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I don’t know anything about her but I have seen Auntie Mame, which is now how i am picturing your car. 😊
Rosalind Russell looking fantabulous and shiny, plus awkward little boy.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Pretty happy with this one.
Christopher Plummer in “The Sound of Music“ tearing a Nazi flag in half.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Here is a real cat. A real long cat (it’s already 84F here with a “real feel” of 90).
Beautiful grey mackerel tabby, all stretched out though still preferring the rug over the wooden floor. Her back feet are on the floor. Maybe like when I stick just my feet outside the bedclothes.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I keep glancing at my phone and thinking it’s fully charged.
Phone icons: battery 56% and temperature 100 degrees
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Susquehanna view from Port Deposit, our traditional post-camping lunch spot. (The palm trees are in pots!)
Blue sky, white fluffy clouds, blue river, dockside cafe tables, and waving palm fronds in the foreground despite the Maryland hills in the distance
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A Small Needful Fact by Ross Gay

Is that Eric Garner worked 
for some time for the Parks and Rec. 
Horticultural Department, which means, 
perhaps, that with his very large hands, 
perhaps, in all likelihood, 
he put gently into the earth 
some plants which, most likely, 
some of them, in all likelihood, 
continue to grow, continue 
to do what such plants do, like house 
and feed small and necessary creatures, 
like being pleasant to touch and smell, 
like converting sunlight 
into food, like making it easier 
for us to breathe.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Grey mackerel tabby curled up in a bathroom sink. She is looking at the camera, and her front paws are resting on the sink edge like she is chatting with you over tea.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The croquet scene from Alice in Wonderland: b&w engraving of a girl holding a flamingo, with two hedgehogs at her feet.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Lupines #bloomscrolling
Tall purple and green flowers in front of a weathered grey fence (actually compost bins made of old pallets).
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Beautiful grey mackerel tabby in chiaroscuro sunlight and shadows
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
hope this helps
Interactive sculpture by Chris Combs, “Insert 25 cents to feel something”
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
6/2 at Rhizome: a fire eating training by dykes for dykes
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Searched my photos for “leopard” (because of a Trumpie i know whose face hurts) and this came up.
Extreme closeup of a grey mackerel tabby cat looking like she wants to eat your face.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I am an atheist, but definitely this sort of atheist. (Though they didn’t ask any questions that would out one’s gothier tendencies. Catholicism for the aesthetics, definitely!)
Quiz result: Unitarian
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek original series title screen, with the Enterprise above a pretty blue planet. Yellow title text says “LAST NIGHT I DREAMT I WENT TO MANDALORE AGAIN.”
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A.I. = Auto Incorrect
Leslie Knope, glowering
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It is all rivers here…
3 books: Laurie Anderson “All the Things I Lost in the Flood,” Erica Waters “The River Has Teeth,” and Amal El-Mohtar “The River Has Roots”
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Cat checkpoint!
Beautiful grey mackerel tabby on a grey and ivory rug with a nearly noir movie amount of latticed shadow and sunlight.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Made ‘em a new logo…
The Google logo except it has been crudely cut-and-pasted to say G I G O
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Then i opened Reddit and this was the first post.
Tattoo coverups: “How to cover yang” (photo of a forearm with just the outline of half a yin/yang on it, like a big open comma)
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Luigi Mangione giving smoldering gaze to the camera
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Postcards of Richard Nixon with a tag “Dick Pics $5”
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My getaway vehicle
Remedios Varo painting where the woman’s hat is an extension of her boat, or vice versa… “Exploration of the Sources of the Orinoco River”
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Waters. John Waters.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It’s a long quote from Karl Marx that has a line about going to balls, and then the secretary from Workaholics just saying “BALLS.”
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Poetry!
When snails are not
on the soil or in the soil,
they are on plants
which grow in the soil.

So, the soil must also be good
for the kinds of plants
that snails need.

(Line drawing of snail on plant)
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Varnishing day!
Extremely rusty and corroded partial filter thing found in Shenandoah bottle-dump, posed on a piece of wood in front of my herb garden, prior to probably destroying it trying to spray varnish it.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Tin Woodsman, Dorothy, Scarecrow & Cowardly Lion above a banner that says I HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I remember the Dali version of this comic strip.
Salvador Dali photograph of a woman cosplaying St. Lucy. She has two cooked egg whites on a plate to represent her eyes, and her actual eyes are also covered with slices of boiled egg white to make them look absent.
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Insert 25 cents to Feel Something (brilliant title!) @chriscombs.net www.instagram.com/p/DXKDrJWkUvZ
Screencap from instagram re: Earth Day event at Finders Keepers show
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Extinct cryptid @flightless.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
What are these guys that are currently blowing around everywhere?
Black doormat covered in sort of fluffy long pale-brown seedy things presumably off a tree, but not one of our trees.
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