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I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum Main account on Mastodon: mastodon.social/@flexghost Posts are bridged and comments may not port to Mastodon.

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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Trump just “ReTruthed” a meme saying J6 was staged by the government Trump was in power during J6 Is this an admission of guilt or is he the dumbest president of all time or…?
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Business genius isn’t starting your own social media company Business genius is buying a social media company for $44 billion then removing all existing branding, gutting staff and never paying anyone …except select Nazis using it.
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Alabama and Ohio want to set a precedent that you can ignore Supreme Court rulings? Awesome. I’m all for it Let’s start by: Giving back our reproductive rights Prosecuting anyone who discriminates against the LGBTQIA+ community Allowing student debt forgiveness
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
This is how Putin sits with his *own* advisors I don’t want to DRONE on but does it STRIKE you as odd PUTIN would even think of attending a summit in South Africa?
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Trump stole Israeli antiquities that were meant for a short exhibition in the United States. He kept them at Mar-a-Lago. More proof that Nazis are still excellent at stealing stuff from Jews
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Twitter is now paying people to spread hate Reminder: if you’re still on Twitter—your presence and your interactions generate revenue. You’re literally funding the alt right. #DeleteTwitter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
America Fuck yeah.
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Why hasn’t the DOJ questioned James Comer and Nancy Mace over their knowledge of the whereabouts of Gal Luft—the indicted spy they’re hiding? The reason they haven’t been held accountable is the same reason the DOJ didn’t allow investigations into Donald Trump for a year Merrick Garland.
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Majorie Taylor Greene introduced an amendment to the National Defense Authorisation Act that directs the president to withdraw the US from Nato. In a related story:
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Dear liberals, DeSantis got us. Do you feel owned?
DeSantis Says No Thanks to $377 Million in Federal Energy Funds
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Cost of doing business. If you don’t think Bank of America made well over $150 million on their illegal practices, then I have a bridge to sell you
Headline Bank of America fined $150 million for consumer abuses including fake accounts, bogus fees
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
The good news? A malaria vaccine has been approved by the WHO The bad news? The malaria outbreak is in Florida, and we know how much they love vaccines. Enjoy your woke mind virus, pudding
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
A 14 year old girl goes missing from her grandma’s house in San Diego She wasn’t reported missing for 5 days 3 weeks later she’s found in the camp Pendleton barracks. The aunt claims the girl was sold and that the military is covering it up So who do you think people on the internet blame?
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
“In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial” Suck it up and enjoy your 6th amendment right to a speedy trial, Donald.
Trump Floats Delay of Mar-a-Lago Trial Until After Election
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Cops. Criminals. Evangelicals. The trinity.
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Trump ordering his daughter be sent out to entice men to sign deals has a name. No, not projection. That’s close but I’m thinking of another one Pimping.
Headline Trump would send his 'good-looking' daughter Ivanka to business deals because he thought 'all men want to sleep with her,' Michael Cohen claims
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
No. No he does not. Democrats don’t vote for Russian plants. You’re thinking of the other party. The one with the leader who had to wipe his mouth after Helsinki with Putin.
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
“Sometimes you feel like a nut…” - Michigan GOP
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
The Republican Party is going broke in Arizona? The AZ GOP HAD $770M 4 years ago but now only holds $50K after buying rounds of “election fraud” challenges and shady cyber ninjas Hm. So Trump is going to Make America Great Again by bankrupting the GOP 🇺🇸
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
The Mainstream Media: meh. The world doesn’t need to know about the Biden Administration destroying the United States chemical weapon stock pile Also the Mainstream Media: WE NEED TO TELL THE WORLD ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN’S MASSIVE HOG!!
Image of WH press release 

Statement from President
Joe Biden on Completing the
Destruction of the
United States' Chemical
Weapons Stockpile
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Meet Rikkie Valerie Kollé She’s smart She’s stunning She was crowned Miss Universe Netherlands 2023 And she will be the 2nd transgender representative at the Miss Universe pageant next to Spain's Angela Ponce 🏳️‍⚧️
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Tennessee can—again—ban medical care for transgender youth The 6th Circuit Court of Appeals voted to reverse a lower court's decision which blocked TN from enforcing the ban There’s no hate like Christian love #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Some Republican women are switching parties from outrage at Ron DeSantis They’re not outraged for: Inspecting youth genitalia Destroying trans rights Human trafficking migrants Attacking teachers Killing Florida’s economy They’re mad something happened to them, personally
Image of republislug women who love rapists like Kavanaugh
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
It’s time. Bring me Beks. The best person on the internet with the sharpest tongue. Antifaoperative. Reward for her capture. ALIVE this time, guys!
My flame. My muse.
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
What an asinine headline Who cares how much the investigation costs? Not doing it will cost our democracy Trump’s golf trips have already cost the American taxpayer over $144M Trips to Mar-a-Lago cost $60,138,000 To Bedminster $23,515,000 Lock that douchebag up with his golf pants half down
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Satan’s Waffle House. It’s sacrilicious!
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Ron DeSantis spent years going after Trans adults Trans youth Non-Christians Teachers The poor Migrants Books Disney Anything “woke” His response to failing poll numbers…?
DeSantis blames media for sagging poll numbers: 'They're going after me'

Ron DeSantis still nurses from his mom and in her absence a large ewe he has taken with him on press tours
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Wendy Rogers: AZ state Senator who sponsored a bill to keep minors from viewing pornography Also Wendy Rogers: tweets photo of Hunter Biden’s hog for anyone on the internet too see—including minors If we charge Republican lawmakers for their crimes…would there be any republican lawmakers left?
Image of GOP hunk of the year Hunter Biden
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Here are the 7 state AGs who threatened Target over Pride displays Tim Griffin Andrew Bailey Todd Rokita Raul Labrador Lynn Fitch Alan Wilson Daniel Cameron Keep bitching about the First Amendment while telling private businesses what they can’t do 👍 Republicans: nature’s snowflakes.
Image of target pride display before Christians tore it down and threatened employees lives in the name of Jesus Christ
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
🇺🇸 🇺🇦
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Marjorie Taylor Greene booted from House “Freedom” Caucus Looks like the Gazpacho police finally came for MTG’s Peach Tree Dishes.
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
My actual reaction.
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Since July 1 you no longer need a concealed weapon permit to carry firearms in Florida Ben T. Davis Beach, FL: A 7-year-old was shot in the head and his grandfather was shot in the hand trying to defend the child There were 17 mass shootings over the July 4th holiday It’s the guns. 🇺🇸
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
"Whether you're talking about Adolf Hitler…it is time for us to get back and start reading some of those quotes” - Mark Robinson, lt. gov of North Carolina telling people to read Hitler When a republican tells you who they are: believe them.
Mark Robinson, eternal dunce and lieutenant governor of North Carolina
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
So… The DOJ doesn’t just have audio. They also have security cam footage Of Nauta moving boxes containing classified info from an anteroom in mar-a-Lago. Then fewer boxes were replaced to the anteroom later. The security cam name? “South Tunnel Liquor” 😂
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
MTG used the mass shootings to *falsely* claim the Philly shooter was trans MTG harassed survivors of the Parkland school shooting MTG laughed at data that children die of Covid immediately after a 5 year old from her district died of Covid Besides cruelty—what are republicans for?
Image of Neanderthal and horse faced congresswoman MTG holding an AR style assault rifle
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Post. Twitter. Medium Notes. Meerkat. Crowdmix. Tribel. Gab. Google buzz. Google+. Truth social. Friendfeed. iTunes Ping. Bluesky. Reddit. Digg. Friendster. MySpace. Threads.
Image of Mark Zuckerberg emulating human emotions
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Who else is trying threads? Drop your handle
Threads looks dumdumdumdumdum
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Reality Winner had 1 classified document: no bail Trump had 27 documents in his office 6 Top Secret 18 Secret 3 Confidential 75 documents in a storage room 11 Top Secret 36 Secret 28 Confidential Yet Trump is free—posting Obama’s address and directing terror
Image of headline Trump posted what he said was Obama's address, prosecutors say. An armed man was soon arrested there

Fuck trump. And all republicans.
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Me in a bikini awaiting my compliments.
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Saudi Arabia: “new oil cuts show teamwork with Russia is strong” They need to add Trump to that thank you • facilitated the sale of America’s largest refinery in Port Arthur, TX to the Saudis • got $2bn for our nations highest secrets • $110bn arms deal on his first foreign trip
Image of trump receiving award right before and right after fellating the entire Saudi royal family
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flexghost. @flexghost.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Today I learned: Residents defending their home from an invading force that steals their children and murders their family is “mysterious circumstances” Wait until this news source hears about Russians dying near open windows *in Russia* 🇺🇦
Headline reading Russians die under mysterious circumstances in Mariupol

Wait until they “die mysteriously” after blowing up the largest nuclear power plant in Europe
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