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feed your anger like fire⚜️ she/her ⚜️ born in the 80s ⚜️ fleurdeliser everywhere

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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my least favorite creative feeling is WANTING to write, having plenty of time and inspiration to write, but not having a single thought in my head about the kind of story i want. if i could find an angle, i could find a story, but my brain is completely blank
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we will have PROPER EVENINGS again
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
while many of you are mourning your daylight, i will be rejoicing. thank you and im sorry
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
jammier! JAMMIER!!!
pan of onions and fennel caramelizing in a pan
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
my parents’…plant of some kind, which i figure you’ll appreciate
big houseplant. no idea what kind. i’m
useless.
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? both. simultaneously
raccoon sticking its hard and little hands out of a street drain grate cat staring down a knife being pointed at it like “you wanna go???”
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
no cheating post your lockscreen some people bring a knife to a gun fight and still win the fight
screenshot of lockscreen with teal-blue font for the date and time and tartaglia from genshin impact in a fancy suit with a dagger in hand and 3 guns pointing at him
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
do any mutuals still have a lightning cable iphone and want a controller attachment? free to a good home
grey backbone controller attachment for iphone with playstation style buttons
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
bla
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
so, @kellyoxenfree.bsky.social and @pearlo.bsky.social brought me a p5 gacha capsule. kelly is a Certified Akechi Hater™️ and also has bad gacha luck, which worked in my favor because
hand holding a red gacha capsule containing a keychain of goro akechi from persona 5
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
for my skyrim pals
a hand holding a bottle of bee’s knees lacquer nail polish on the shade “where’s the nirnroot?” the polish has a dark green base and extremely bright green reflective glitter ta hand holding a bottle of bee’s knees lacquer nail polish on the shade “where’s the nirnroot?” the polish has a dark green base and extremely bright green reflective glitter
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i like this one from cooksmarts. i use raisins since idt i’ve ever seen dried currants at fred’s lol. chopped up dried apricots could be super tasty too. curry sauce is separate because it’s also meant to be a dipping sauce, so you may want to cut back or just use all of it and the whole bird
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
trade you
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
mine did this to me a couple of hours ago. i just stared in awe as it switched “up” to “yo”
discord text box with “fucked yo train!!!!” in it
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
been a minute since i did a #polishotd but i’m particularly obsessed with this one jellybean - ILNP
hand holding a nail polish bottle and showing off the nails painted with it. the polish is BRIGHT, almost neon green with scattered holographic glitter
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
grey kitten staring into the middle distance between another grey kitten and a black kitten
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
here’s a kitten chaser
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
please observe the current residents of my office
a pile of baby kittens, 3 black, 2 greyforeground: hand holding a tiny grey kitten. background: mama cat and the rest of the kittens
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
#workposting
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy i mean…yeah, kinda
screencap of brian david gilbert saying “and if you needed me to tell you that…”screenshot of brian david gilbert finishing the sentence from the previous cap, “I’m glad i told you that.”
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
search your camera roll for hell
phantom thieves group chat from the 3rd semester
Akechi: Protecting people from their pain must matter more than their lost efforts.
Akechi: From his point of view, of course.
P5 Protagonist: What a hellhole.
Akechi: I couldn't have put it better myself.
It's so pretentious, it's nauseating.
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
well, i’m TRYING to read that one 😂
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
this little one has been living on our porch for a month. in the last week she has figured out pets are GREAT, actually. we’re hoping to bring her inside soon and become a 3-cat household
photo of a small, short-haired grey cat sitting outside on wooden patio tiles and staring at the camera
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
listen, the flight from PDX to SLC isn't super long, but it's still WAY more than 20 minutes. what goes on, usps
photo of usps tracking information reading as follows:

Moving Through Network Arrived at USPS Regional Facility

SALT LAKE CITY UT DISTRIBUTION CENTER
January 13, 2026, 6:08 pm

Arrived at USPS Facility
PORTLAND, OR 97215
January 13, 2026, 5:47 pm
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
room mail best mail
photo of a paperback book, piranessi by susanna clark, and a hardback book, the hymn to dionysus by natasha pulley, with a bookmark from a room of one’s own bookshop in madison wisconsin
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
i’ve taken PICTURES of my manicures, but then…just didn’t post them. anyway here’s the latest: dragula - lemming lacquer #polishotd
hand holding nail polish bottle and showing off the color which is a purple base with a green shimmer and greenish-gold iridescent flakies
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
the #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go oh boy
the original jurassic park poster
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
right: freshly bitten - mooncat left: millennium - mooncat #polishotd
hand holding nail polish bottle and showing off the color, which is a black jelly base with a green to purple shifting magnetic stripe and gold scattered glitter  hand holding nail polish bottle and showing off the color, which is pomegranate red leaning purple with a burnt orange shimmer
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
work posting!!!! (a team of three plus manager is now a team of me and manager because the other two were laid off)
wei wuxian leaning against a tree. caption is of him saying “I should have checked my horoscope for any bad luck before heading out today.”yikes gauge. options are low yikes, medium yikes, and critical high yikes. arrow is pointing at critical high yikes
dog? teddy bear? scowling in a mirror. caption is "I AM TIRED OF BEING NICE. I DO JUST WANNA GO APESHIT."panel 1: hand reaching up out of the water, presumably asking for help
panel 2: another hand enters the frame, reaching toward the hand in the water
panel 3: second hand high fives the hand of the person below the water
panel 4: the hand in the water sinks beneath the waves
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
i got nothin. also it’s clearly light grey, but that’s not the hill i’d die on lmao
honkai star rail character phainon with the puppy dog eyes and the questionably white hair
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
i bought 2 nail polishes
hand holding 2 nail polish bottles, one aqua flakies and the other a dark purple with a red shimmer
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
left hand: another spooky bitch - lurid lacquer right hand: riding sleeping bags down the stairs - lurid lacquer #polishotd
hand holding a nail polish bottle and showing off the color which is dark green to blue shifting sparkleshand holding nail polish and showing off the color which is a bright pink base with a blue shimmer over top
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
coworker taking a nap while i actually participate in capitalism
grey medium hair cat sleeping on two blue blankets thaf are on top of a 4x4 ikea kalax
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
mercury’s tears - mooncat #polishotd
hand holding nail polish bottle and showing off the color, which is a blue base with a pink shift shimmerhand holding nail polish bottle and showing off the color, which is a blue base with a teal shift shimmer
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
twilight sonata - mooncat #polishotd immediately obsessed with thermals. polish looks completely different based on how warm my hands are! it changes a bunch, but naturally right NOW my hands are pretty cold so it was harder to capture, so i had to use a cup of hot water and a cup of ice water lol
painted fingernails with drops of water on them showing the cold state of the thermal polish, which is a dark bluepainted fingernails with drops of water on them showing the warm state of the thermal polish, which is a medium purplehand holding a nail polish bottle and showing the color, but with the tips in the cold blue state and the bottom in the warm purple statehand holding a nail polish bottle that shows the cold state on the bottom left corner and the warm state on the upper right corner
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
culminates after…MANY more things, in the absolute destruction of the nation in question. it no longer exists and its former citizens are literally cursed. in sum, this screenshot haha
woman wearing green and gold standing in front of a greyed out background looking at the scene in front of her thinking “In a nutshell, the story of Khaenri’ah is what happens when the truth falls by the wayside. Everyone tells little white lies and before long, you have a huge pack of lies that destroys everything.”
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
halloween nails orange: marnie’s ranch - pahlish purple with green shimmer topper: night pollinator - death valley nails topped with celestial lights - holo taco #polishotd
hand holding orange nail polish bottle and showing off nails hand holding purple nail polish bottle and a green shimmer nail polish bottle showing off nails
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
left hand: razor leaf - arcana lacquer right hand: witch-king of angmar - tyler’s trinkets #polishotd
hand holding a nail polish bottle and showing off the color, which is a bright medium green with gold flake glitter hand holding a nail polish bottle and showing off the color, which is a dark teal with gold and copper flake glitter
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
moon jelly - starrily foxfire - mooncat #polishotd
hand holding two nail polish bottles and showing off the color, which is an indigo jelly base with iridescent flakie topper that flashes green pink purple blue  closeup of thumb with nail polish from previous pic on it
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
a french brush. i like size 8 best, but 10 isn’t terrible. the bristles are a bit stiff and and come together to an edge. dip in acetone, dab on paper towel or wev so it’s not dripping, swipe away mess! it works best to do it as you go after each coat including base and top coat if you use those
manicure brush for cleaning edges/cuticles
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
berry goth - prism parade #polishotd
hand holding a nail polish bottle and showing off the color which is a bright orchid purple with a bright blue shimmerpale blue fingernail-shaped blobs on a black background showing off the glow in the dark properties of the polish
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
coronation - cirque colors #polishotd
hand holding nail polos bottle and showing off the color which is a bright, cool purple with a warm purple shimmer and holographic glitter
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
caramel apple pop - cuticula #polishotd objectively (OBJECTIVELY!!!) the best halloween candy
hand holding a nail polish and showing off the color which is bright green with copper and gold flakies
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
seattle freeze - cracked polish #polishotd if you ever wanted to know what a pnw cold snap looks like, it’s this
hand holding a nail polish bottle and showing off the color which is a coffee brown base with a cool blue shimmer that flashes pink and orange at certain angles
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
citracorn by arcana lacquer, topped with gold in them/their hills by tyler’s trinkets & nail daddy #polishotd
hand holding two nail polish bottles and showing off the colors which are a pink grapefruit base topped with gold (and a smattering of red) flake glitter
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
the land of happy - monarch lacquer #polishotd
hand holding a nail polish bottle and showing off the color, which is bright pink with gold/orange flaky glitter
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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
cock-a-doodle-doom - sassy sauce #polishotd
hand holding a nail polish bottle and showing off the color which is a bright purple base with a coppery red shimmer
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