Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 23hFYI texting counts as 3 mixed drinks in DUI cases 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Group death match at my childhood church in my dreams 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Kratom withdrawals are great because they give you something to look forward to 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026100% of the angles I’ve seen from the 250th fair have been from people who gave it foot traffic to record the handful of people who went, which like cool but we only needed one of you 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Pretending to be an insane yet endearingly tech-inept schizophrenic person on Instagram to market to a wider audience 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Genuinely don’t think I could have picked someone better than Tim Heidecker for the job 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Going to quora for help identifying wherever my enby cat is a foid or a chud 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 10/03/20263D printing companies should partner robot vacuums so I can use cat puke scrapings to 3D print a gun to kill myself 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Whatever trump’s plan for correcting the oil price crisis might be, it’s probably not as effective as pooping and then taking that poop eating it and then pooping that out in order to have double poop multiplier bonus and then making poop angels with it in my driveway 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 10/03/2026How do I get kidney stones really fast 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Having a panic attack over my sexual marketplace value even though I’m ace 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 26/02/2026It’s almost impossible to find a conservative that can produce good art. They’re like pathologically incapable 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 16/02/2026If you’re apolitical on dating apps you better be so fucking hot 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Collecting bagfuls of frozen iguanas and hiding them in bars and establishments I don’t like 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Whenever I’m feeling off I take a shit ASAP because I refuse to go out Elvis Presley 010 1
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I’m not gonna lie, I am a little annoyed this is happening during my lifetime 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Giving up on tech and going to noodle school 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Had a dream last month where Alex Karp personally hunted me down for breaking an NDA 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Giving up pooping and being sober for lent who’s with me 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Condense me into a small cube and leave me somewhere disgusting 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Putting myself in a box at the curb of my house to get that cheap uber courier pricing #frugal 010 1
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I want to be a lichen colony just filtering the air photosynthesizing and jacking off constantly 010 1
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I literally can’t imagine being 4’11 and 30 at the same time 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Gonna wake up one day in my Florida neighborhood and half the population will be dead 010 1
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I keep a few chicken livers on me at all times just in case an astrology enthusiast opens their mouth. 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 12/08/2025It’s so joever it’s as if it never bejan 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I like world folk music because the lyrics could be about the oral history of someone’s entire known bloodline or how one of their cows went missing. And I’ll never know. 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Any time you experience something for the first time, there’s a Wikipedia article about a French or German person that experienced it first 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 05/08/2025If they don’t discharge me from the hospital I’m gonna kill myself and give them some actual work to do 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 24/07/2025The primary advantage to cropping shirts is the free cat toy 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 20/07/2025You know it’s real when they drunk call you to hype up the pizza they’re about to eat 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 18/07/2025My new icebreaker for conservatives is asking how they feel knowing #trump got to fuck kids and get away with it but they never will 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Infiltrating a run club with friends to get the rest of the herd to go to the wrong place 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Most of u will never understand how bad Tourette’s wants to kill its hosts. Currently choking on impulse against my will 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Taxidermy bison head on the ceiling fan where the light should be 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Building an experimental new urinal for men where u park ur dick in and pee and there’s a big curly straw type thing that the pee goes thru kinda like how ppl make those big hamster cities 100 1
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 21/06/2025If I won a Grammy or some shit and was on stage at the mic I’d just start counting and not stop 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Going into the woods to find a wolf with enough lung capacity to blow trump’s house down 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Dreams are crazy man. One night I’ll be a tricked out cyborg and the next I just get fucking cancer 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Yeah I’m done. I’m ready to be someone’s twink housewife now 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Dropped Christianity, not enough postgame content 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Shopping around for a studio that will produce my scared straight style reality show but with Japanese people that wear grills and say the n word. They will be dropped off at o block and left to fend for themselves for 2 weeks. 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I’m tired of being an eternal pedestrian 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Hiding from my cat as he tries to echolocate me 000 0
Vehicle Made Of Flesh @fleshpilot.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Someone needs to tell trump about lemuria 000 0
