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FleaingDogFella

@fleaingdogfella.bsky.social
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Just another dog. Paws aren't great for typing. My proofreading and attention span are pretty indifferent. Behold, I am the King of All Elisions. (Les élisions, c'est moi.)

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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unbearably cute.
Bear shaped spoon and fork set
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Still, some folks had issues with Monte Cassino.
The ruins of rhe Abbey Monte Cassino. The Allies destroyed the abbey with bombing and artillery fire during the Battle of Monte Cassino in WW II.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He wants to be impeached, convicted, and then be sent to prison so he can be roomie with Andrew Tate.
Copy TMZ blurb saying: Andrew Tate Allegedly Had Bestiality Porn With Horse and Eel, Videos of Minors
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I should've said an angry, slovenly Weebles because Weebles were always cheerful.
A smiling, cheerful 1970s-1980s era Weebles man. These were egg-shaped human figurines with no legs and arms (though are painted on) that were widely advertised.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He looks like he has the tiny legs of the Bugs Bunny villain the Crusher grafted onto a Weebles upper body.
The Crusher  offering to shake hands with Bugs in the Looney Tunes short "Bunny Hugged." The Crusher and Bugs are in a wrestling ring, with The Crusher in short shorts, like a mens Speedo and bugs is wearing a warm-up robe. The Crusher towers over Bugs. The Crusher'd drawn to be a gross exaggeration of a powerful (though slovenly) male, with a disproportionately huge torso and arms that are 4.5-5 times longer the his tiny legs.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A chubby roadrunner tilting forwards in anticipation of grabbing a snake.
A good looking roadrunner on fine gravel/coarse sand surface.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alito the other cons just make stuff. Consider that a well-organized militia is an enumerated power Congress under Art 1. Thus, the 1st Amendment "right to bear arms" is to be read in the context of this. This clearly negates the "NRA version" of the right to bear arms is wrong.
Article 1, Section 8 (the enumerated powers of Congress), clause 8 empowers Congress:
"To provide for organizing, >arming<, and disciplining, the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States, reserving to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress"
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A case of boxes. Or more, depending on the number of interviewers.
Image of a five liter box of Franzia Chablis.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I want to see the GOPedos offer up an image of Trump as Kong, astride the twin towers.
King Kong atop the Empire State Buildling, holding an USAA Curtiss Helldiver biplane, as other biplanes attack.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Elizabeth Doolittle, played the great Wendy Hiller, being fed marbles by Professor Henry Higgins, played bythe pretty darn good Leslie Howard, in Pygmalion.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This one?
B & W photo of a starfield with a large spiral galaxy in the middle. There's a red line pointing at a bright spot near the spiral galaxy's center
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For me and other more concrete people
Image of a starfield with a large spiral galaxy in the middle. There's a red arrow labelled Supernova 2025 rbs pointing at a bright spot near the spiral galaxy's center.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A natural mistake. Merkin Muffley was the near bald president in Dr. Strangelove, and an obvious influencer.
A close up photo of Merkin Muffley, played by Peter Sellers, in Dr. Stranglelove, as he's holding a phone.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
At least it's cuter than Lake America. #Dogs #Dachshund
Map of Lake Ontario outlined to make a silhouette of a dachshund and labelled "Lake Dachshund"
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Apple sucks but today not as much as Google.
Screenshot of Apple maps showing Lake Ontario correctly called Lake Ontario
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Carney's reasoned response, which shows the huge intellectual gulf between him and Mr. Unpopular. Who's going to explain what hydronym means?
This is a screenshot of Mark Carney's response on Xitter to Trump's call to rename Lake Ontario, which says the following:

The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari'io, which,
appropriately, means "the lake is beautiful, the lake is big".
The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America.

We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms.

Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario - then, now and always.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Travel with Natalie via the Epstein Class, with guaranteed room for your carry-on Executive size diaper bag.
Natalie Harp, with Trump's giant red diaper bag slung over her left shoulder, disembarking from Marine 1 helicopter, with a Marine guard in dress blues in front of her and fat,demented elderly creep behind her.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Binface is the answer!
Picture of Count Binface
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That an F-15 Eagle, not a Voo Doo.
Picture of a CF 101 Voodoo launching a missile.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Seven years ago today, Epstein was hanged to death. #epsteinfiles #epsteinfiles #pedoTrump From the Wikipedia's front page:
Screenshot from the Wikipedia today's front page.

2019 – Jeffrey Epstein, an American financier and convicted sex offender, was found dead in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center, New York.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Pure Michigan
Overhead sign on an interstate highway as you enter Michigan that says "Pure Michigan"
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
And there's these guys, who sold quite a few hazmat suits and the like.
Devo dressed in yellow coverall hazmat suitsDevo wearing white short-sleeved jumpsuits with a red sort of Sam Brown belt and wearing red pyramid hats.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
An look into a pink sleeveless jumpsuit for extra rock-n-roll street cred. They may think you're actually Midnight Oil's Rob Hirst.
Rob Hirst, the drummer for Midnight Oil stading above part of his drumset while wearing a sleeveless pink drumset.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Maybe more like this
Bag of Taylor Farms shredded iceberg lettuce.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If Jeremy Clarkson couldn’t write, was an American, and made president by the Russians.
A photo of Jeremy Clarkson looking overweight and almost as unhealthy as Trump.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
AI generated account? Boring as fuck, regardless.
Screenshot of @michaelnelson dumbshit comment about whether the lyrics were AI that @carlbergstrom quoted above.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yup, Franzia's figuring on 5 ounce glasses of wine, not 64 oz.
A pink Stanley "tumbler" in 64 oz size--really, its not tumbler but a large thermos with a handle and a straw.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"As the sun sets on another blushing MAGAt" or "Take me to your (5) liter."
Picture of a 5 liter box of Franzia Sunset Slush wine.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I thought she wanted to spend more time with Peter Vella.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Her infamous 2015 Christmas card.
A Christmas card that shows 6 adults and 1 child standing and holding a gun or wearing a holstered firearm. Three of the armed adults are also holding a toddler. Everyone is wearing some sort of red shirt and jeans.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He looked he was about to fell asleep on his feet while waiting for the playing of the national anthem.
Trump standing with his eye closed, looking very sleepy, right before the playing of the national anthem at the WHCD 7/24 do-over
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yeah, you're right. When Trump speaks public, embarassing is usually his highwater mark. Still, based on Leavitt's boast that Trump's remarks at the WHCP dinner will be "unifying but vicious," Trump may plumb new depths of offensiveness. BTW a good start--video feed during the national anthem
Screenshot of the camera feed of White Correspondents Dinner II during the national anthem. The camera of the newsfeed was aimed at Trump but the colorguard's flag blocked 2/3 of Trump. 

Clearly, well planned camera placement and blocking. /s
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The videofeed's already hilarious during the National Anthem. Great blocking and camera placement.
Screenshot of the camera feed of White Correspondents Dinner II during the national anthem. The camera of the newsfeed was aimed at trump but the colorguard's flag blocked 2/3 of trump.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Damb, I spaced and called Katie Miller's spouse Stephen "Nostrodamus" rather than Stephen "Nosferatu" Miller in the alt text. Also, a screen shot of emptywheel's post recommending this tweet to you. Anyway, that where we're at, @kevinmkruse.bsky.social. Have a pleasant weekend.
A post @emptywheel.bsky.net saying, 

"Can someone pass this onto @kevinmkruse.bsk.social (I think he has me muted). 

Bc I'm sure fairly sure he has some history lessons the Miller family missed."

Then there's a screenshot of a bullshit tweet by Katie Miller that says:
A screenshot of a tweet dated. 6:49 Jul 24, 2026 by Katie Miller, spouse of Trump thug Stephen "Nostrodamus" Miller:

"Only 13% of 8th graders are proficient in American history.

This is what happens when schools shift their focus to social issues."

https://bsky.app/profile/emptywheel.bsky.social/post/3mrgerpgp6k2c
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hey, @kevinmkruse.bsky.social, emptywheel thought you'd be interested in Katie Miller's tweet about teaching history. Hope it's of interest. Go UNC! F@ck Duke!
A screenshot of a tweet dated. 6:49 Jul 24, 2026 by Katie Miller, spouse of Trump thug Stephen "Nostrodamus" Miller:

"Only 13% of 8th graders are proficient in American history.

This what happens when schools shift their focus to social issues."
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fortunately, I stockpiled loon emojis for just this sort event.
An adult loon with a loon hatchling riding on the back of the loon.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Super-heavy lift capability.
A photo of the Soviet MIL V-12, a ginormous super-heavy lift prototype helicopter. It's generally regarded as the largest helicopter ever made, but it'd still have trouble lifting the obese Trump, who is estimated to now weigh an extremely lardish 38 metric tons (42 short tons).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_V-12
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My mistyping the word "name" didn't help. BTW, my favorite part of that inane post you responded to is the claim an assault gun originated as a defensive weapon--no doubt for use in defensive assaults. Anyway you need more pike videos. Here's a picture of a steelhead, a variety of rainbow trout.
A photo a recently caught steelhead, a variety of rainbow trout (onchorhynus mykiss). The trout is about 28"-29", 75cm(?), 7 lbs. It's lying on a rocky shore, Also, near the fish is the orange Mepps #5 spinner, a fishing lure, the fish was taken on.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
That's likely to revolutionize weaponry in 2020s the same the way that E-90 Orylonok Ekranoplan that appears in the background revolutionized naval warfare in the 1970s.
A screenshot of the video at 0:18 secs where the ekranoplan Orolynok 90 that's on display at a museum in Moscow in the background of the video. Here's a link to the wikipedia article on this expensive failure of a naval weapon:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-90_Orlyonok
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Everytime I see The Archers trending on Bluesky, I'm excited that there's some hot Powell & Pressburger movie discussion going on. Then I realize I've again been played by some streaming service's promoted posts in the bsky algorithm.
A shot of Powell & Pressburger film production company, "The Archers," that was shown at the beginning of movies the company produced. The image is a photo of an archery target, with the targets outermost ring in sky blue, then a a red ring, then a white ring, then a black center ("bullseye"). There are 9 arrows that have been landed at various points in the white ring and one arrow in the very center black ring. 

White printing over the photo of the archery target says, "A PRODUCTION OF THE ARCHERS LONDON ENGLAND."

A link to the wikipedia article on Powell and Pressburger:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powell_and_Pressburger
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What an absolutely gorgeous Peugeot UO-18!
Image of the UO 18 page from the 1974 Peugeot bicycles US brochure. The page shows pictures and gives specifications of the U0 18 bicycle, a mixte version of the Peugeot U0 8 bicycle. The image is taken from the website https://bikeboompeugeot.com
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Seems reasonable. Here's a picture of a sign with a dumb lawyer joke.
 A sign with moveable letters that says the following:
LAWYER QUITS 
TO BECOME A 
DOG BREEDER
TURNS OUT
HE PREFERS
BOXERS OVER
BRIEFS
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A photo of the large Vernors sign that stood in front of the now demolished Vernors plant on Woodward in Detroit.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Brain-damaged perhaps, but I am no cartoon.
A handsome, though probably brain-damaged, non-cartoon Shiba Inu dog.🐕
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A group of joyful if frustrate people in the middle of a street in NYC holding letters that spell out in two rows:

GO KNICKS
FUCK🖕TRUMP
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
New Yorker's are the most welcoming people in the world... except to fat, orange, felonious, pedophilic fascists.
A group of people in the middle of a street in NYC holding letters that spell

GO KNICKS
FUCK🖕TRUMP
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
America's most eloquent president.
Comic with 6 frames. Trump's on left, interviewer's on right. 
Q by interviewer: Is it your duty to uphold the Constitution?
A by Trump: I dunno

Q by interviewer: What is a tarriff?
A by Trump: I dunno

Q by interviewer: Spell "China"
A by Trump: I dunno

Q by interviewer (holds up a picture of "A"): What letter is this?
A by Trump: I dunno

Q by interviewer: On a scale of 1-10, how raging is your syphillis?
A by Trump: I dunno

Q by interviewer (holding up a chesse burger) What is--(interrupted by Trump)
A by Trump (reaching for burger): A quarter pounder with cheese
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I don't recall ever having heard of QAA, a Thief in the Night, or "I Wish We'd All Been Ready" before this. I was curious why playing a song on an episode of something would cause psychic damage, so I did a quick online search on all 3. Now I understand how that could damage your psyche.
Image of a Simpon's parody poster for Larry Norman taken from the wikipedia entry for Larry Norman.


At the top the poster is printed: "WHY SHOULD THE DEVIL HAVE ALL THE GOOD MUSIC?!"

 In the middle of post is a cartoon rendering of Larry Norman singing, with his left hand holding a microphone in a stand and his right hand raised. 

At bottom of the poster is printed:

LARRY ∙ NORMAN
ULTRA LIMITED PRINT
OF 100.
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts
290 lbs (132 kgs) of trump walking on a golf course surrounded 3 or 4 toadies.
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