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flea(bitten)

@fleabitten.bsky.social
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shape-shiftin' cryptid vtuber @ twitch.tv/fieabitten • misc retrogame & esoterica clerk • 🦗🦠⚰️ pfp: themrock.bsky.social

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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 21h
Me when I’m fuckign COOL
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dreamt that I put my entire game collection on eBay via a single 99 cent auction that just said “all of it”. Caused a stir online with people speculating and even made local news. It looked like this
artist's rendering of the webpage
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For as long as I can remember I’ve wanted my head instantly flattened between 2 large stone slabs
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cookies are so good for you
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is what horror media has looked like since 2010
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
computer, show me pictures of precious gems
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
fuck Israel and anyone who supports it
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A lot of "online discourse" is just people unwittingly entertaining bad faith rightwing framing on things we should shut up and enjoy. Learn to identify unproductive dialogue and ignore it. It's reactionary babble of no value to anyone.
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
JK Rowling has passed away from swallowing stones
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My reoccurring school and work nightmares have moved on to an indecipherable third obligation. I’ll just assume it’s a scheduled feeding of my wife Samus Aran
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bro they made my Zelda an aisle in HomeGoods
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They say this all time it just means they’re making mega man 13
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don’t need any fucking bones. The government makes you have bones
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There should be other colors of traffic lights to make it more confusing
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nintendo direct prediction: Super Mario jumps out of my screen and administers an air gun to my temporal lobe.
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They should stop making tv shows because I’m not watching them
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
incredible PR from Sony. I'm sure anti-consumer rent seeking behavior will be accepted during an economic collapse. they're really putting all their chips on GTA making a gorillion dollars.
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s imperative that we get rid of billionaires by any means necessary.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Doing Devil May Cry combos on a pumpkin spice cold brew
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
'Stylus' to top 2027 baby names, toppling 'Odysseus'
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
lmfao
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
AI dogshit has like 2 rendering styles it defaults to. RTX cocomelon for 3d and Blue/orange vector for 2d. These clowns made no effort to cover up either. Pathetic
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There's a conversation to be had about the impermanence of physical cultural artifacts and preservation. I think back to the Palisades fire and Madlib's record catacombs. I wish Mr. and Mrs. Savini a meaningful recovery. 💚
gofundme.com
Donate to Support Tom Savini After House Fire, organized by Jason Baker
Tom Savini, special makeup effects legend, is facing a heartbreaking loss after Tom’s … Jason Baker needs your support for Support Tom Savini After House Fire
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Twitch claimed their on-by-default AI scraping won't impact discoverability. But lumping in their recommendation algo with generative AI, whether actually interfacing with a gen model or not, is part of normalizing AI. Older tech is now AI. Useful features are now AI. Content theft is now AI.
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Reminder: ICE agents are subhuman
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
People try to be smart and point out Frankenstein is the professor's name and not the monster. These people have never read the book, were it clearly states the creature is named after him. It’s an allegory for man being made in God‘s image.
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
SHIPPED: Your item is currently in the talons of a bird of prey.
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@Om* @atomjack604.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Round glasses septum girls should be a protected class.
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sometimes therapy is saying “I got me a little chinchilla” over and over in the Ms. Cleo voice
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I've been going to sleep alot
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
WESTMINSTER COMMENTATOR: it was almost certainly a hunting dog but the breed became popular as a guard or watchdog. ME, ON MIC #2: that's the monopoly dog
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yesterday I slept 12 hours. woke up in the middle and listened to a podcast. This is the sort of living death I’ve developed in my years.
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don’t want to
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My prophecy has come. $1000000 Mario/Duck Hunt
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My official stance is that we should be doing everything in our collective power to prosecute and severely punish every single subhuman ICE terrorist and official.
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s nearly August and you know what that means. That’s right. Thinking about Spirit Halloween every day until it opens up.
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I can feel caffeine anxious while drowsy. you are simply not on my level of useless.
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Uncle?
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
*sees any form of media* this is analog horror
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Chart for dinner
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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷 @jastuart68.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces.
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everyone knows that you get wiser with age. This is why we need the first 110 year old president
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I may just be an internet cartoon but behind the scenes I gotta deal with a ton of bullshit constantly just like people who are not internet cartoons. this makes it harder to be an internet cartoon.
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
my daily fit tbh
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Guy who’s legacy is completely carried by wife and friends is pro-Al
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Mel Brooks and Lloyd Kaufman are sprung from the same being like a Majin Buu situation.
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It’s common knowledge that people need to eat to survive. Yet I’ve never seen anyone eating. It’s honestly really bad world building and insulting
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flea(bitten) @fleabitten.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s not enough that Lindsey Graham is dead of old age. There shouldn’t be a system that even allowed him a chance to do the harm that he did.
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