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Flat The Witch

@flatopia.bsky.social
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Th-thanks Chiitan
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
PLEASE DONT BE A KISS PLEASE DONT BE A KISS ON MY HANDS AND KNEES DONT BE A KISS
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Government mandated furry porn training with this chart thumb-tacked to their grey lifeless walls
Graph showing a scale of human with animal-elements to just an animal
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dimitri Monroe rn
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Trauma-maxing sadcel
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Xenosys Vex clearly ban evading on stream @en.finalfantasyxiv.com Everyone please report this behavior.
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is some pervert shit.
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Like this was only the edge, at noon, before it even started!
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Credible leaks for Evercold's new phys ranged and tank jobs. #FFXIV
Mirrored LA noire cover to say LAMALMirrored LA noire cover to say EROIOIRE
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
THIS SEEDING IS SOME PERVERT SHIT.
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This is prime discourse. On the edge of my seat type car crash shit
The one chud puppet from lazy town freaking out
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
SO MEAN TO ME
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Yet another case study of why democracy is an abomination
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hearing my European friends talk about how amazing all these EVs are as I'm driving out of an interstate exit ramp while seeing a sign for gas as low as 6.00usd a gallon
Cat crying at the wheel of a car
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Lmfao
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It's a shame pragmata looks so cool and fun because half it's shooters just pull up like
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Zohran: we should take measure to ensure people don't die on the street and clean up trash! Some random 4x millionaire who doesn't even fucking live in New york:
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Carrying while singing maroon 5
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Yugioh players celebrating an upcoming banlist that removes entire brand new archtypes outright and homogenizes the meta even further
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Donald J. Trump has blown a horse.
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
So, yes! Here is that guy later on, so you're right. He's got that shit on.
SMT1 Lawhero
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Oh hell yeah we're so back. He's gonna be so emotionally tormented.
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
If Kirby at me he would remain unchanged for I am nothing
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Finished my atma grind. Kinda disappointed that it's one time, since now I'm back to having every relic just be 1500 very easy to farm tomes away. STILL. I'm so happy relics have even this. It's so refreshing to have to do even a little work for these again.
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My itty bitty tiddy
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Flat The Witch @flatopia.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
What the fuck??
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